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archer · 06-02-2003, 09:27 AM

what's the stupidest tattoo you've ever seen?

i saw one on this geeky looky guy... it was on the back of his neck right where the shirt collar goes. It was a flying bright orange pumpkin with a simling face and pair of black bat wings... now that was a goofy tattoo

DarkBob · 06-02-2003, 09:29 AM

that doesn't sound that bad to me

gothweb · 06-02-2003, 09:29 AM

I'm so spooky, I pee darkness.

DarkBob · 06-02-2003, 09:30 AM

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Originally posted by gothweb
I'm so spooky, I pee darkness.

That's pretty damn spooky

archer · 06-02-2003, 09:35 AM

oh come on.... a flying pumpkin tattoo is not stupid?

sooo... give a better example of a stupid tattoo

Vox · 06-02-2003, 09:37 AM

Anyone who gets a Taz tattoo.

kaylacam · 06-02-2003, 09:37 AM

I have seen guys with their own name tattooed on their foreheads...is it a gang thing?

chaffer · 06-02-2003, 09:38 AM

Barb wire on a dude how fucking dumb is that

[Labret] · 06-02-2003, 09:38 AM

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Originally posted by Vox
Anyone who gets a Taz tattoo.

amen.

barb wire arm bands

99% of all neo-tribal

rocki · 06-02-2003, 09:39 AM

i know a girl that has her name tatoo'd across her lower back... guess her man won't forget what name to call out while banging her from behind hehe

ryph · 06-02-2003, 09:39 AM

I've seen some guy and his "best friend" tatoo each others names on the arm with a "best buds 4 lyfe" thing going.

cj-design · 06-02-2003, 09:43 AM

Dont know if anyone heard about some guy who had a tatoo done on his arm in chinese lettering.

It said something like "I'm a silly boy" or something - stupid twat, he's getting it removed after chinese girls starting laffing at him

Lee · 06-02-2003, 09:44 AM

What about the guy who had a "W" on each asscheek so that when he bent over it said WOW.

Skulks off to the corner having come out with an old one

Cassie · 06-02-2003, 09:44 AM

i was getting my manicure when this woman comes in wearing a skirt and she had this half tat on her leg.

it looked like it was suppose to be roses on a vine. i think the artist really screwed up cause it turned out like a real mess. the kicker, it was only on the outter half part of the middle of her calf! like hello! if you are gonna get a tat, at least do it all the way around or dont do it at all. and certainly dont do it on your calf if youre a woman. very tacky!

Sassyass · 06-02-2003, 09:54 AM

MOM???

Easton · 06-02-2003, 10:00 AM

we shot a girl recently who had her REAL name tattooed across her lower back

it was easy to make fun of her in the shoot: "is that so when guys are taking turns fucking you in the ass, they can at least get your name right?"

ahhh... the memories

now if i only i could remember what her name was... ROTF

Lee · 06-02-2003, 10:28 AM

Probably the same chick that Rocki knows above

Reak · 06-02-2003, 10:31 AM

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Originally posted by Sassyass

Hot Dude

escorpio · 06-02-2003, 10:32 AM

In the late 70's I knew a guy who tattooed "Foghat" on his forearm.

escorpio · 06-02-2003, 10:35 AM

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Originally posted by Sassyass

Cuz chicks dig it!

FillmoreSlim · 06-02-2003, 10:37 AM

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Originally posted by archer
what's the stupidest tattoo you've ever seen?

barcode

bar none.

MattO · 06-02-2003, 10:40 AM

I know a guy who went to get "HOMICIDE" tattoo'd across the knuckles of both hands.
He didn't know how to spell it right so now one hand says "HOMO" and the other says "CIDE".
He still has no clue to this day.

Cassie · 06-02-2003, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MattO
I know a guy who went to get "HOMICIDE" tattoo'd across the knuckles of both hands.
He didn't know how to spell it right so now one hand says "HOMO" and the other says "CIDE".
He still has no clue to this day.

that is hilarious!

Indeed · 06-02-2003, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MattO
I know a guy who went to get "HOMICIDE" tattoo'd across the knuckles of both hands.
He didn't know how to spell it right so now one hand says "HOMO" and the other says "CIDE".
He still has no clue to this day.

I don't believe it

mastamindz · 06-02-2003, 10:51 AM

The stupidest tattoo? Probobly the one I have on my wrist due to an artist who doesnt know how to fucking fade ink! Now I have to get the fucker lasered off this summer.

Reak · 06-02-2003, 10:52 AM

I Saw some dude walk around with -> I`m A Little Bunny
well itst that fucking weird?

loverboy · 06-02-2003, 11:06 AM

hmmm....

AC Tracey · 06-02-2003, 11:22 AM

I knew a guy that had two really silly tattoos. One was a toe tag around his right toe. Another was a rat riding a dirt bike across his chest with dirt tattoo'd all around it. lol. It was soooooo funny.

-AC Tracey

NBDesign · 06-02-2003, 11:26 AM

I have a few I wish I never got.

GrimShawn · 06-02-2003, 11:27 AM

People who get there own name.. dumb

People who get a BF/GF name.... dumb

Guys with barbwire.....dumb

Anyone with Taz or a looney tune...dumb

Anyone with something not orginal...dumb

Here is part of one of mine

I can post the rest if you want. It's all based on horror movies and books, all black and white, over 65 hours of work on half my arm

Cassie · 06-02-2003, 11:29 AM

i know a woman who has a sun tat on her arm, a tiny bear tat on the inside of her calf (looks like a dirt smudge) and a clover on her toe (definitely looks like dirt!).

Easton · 06-02-2003, 11:31 AM

Shawn, you're gonna scare my doorman with those bro... LOL

i love it!

ps: love the new banner!

AmeliaG · 06-02-2003, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GrimShawn
People who get there own name.. dumb

People who get a BF/GF name.... dumb

Guys with barbwire.....dumb

Anyone with Taz or a looney tune...dumb

Anyone with something not orginal...dumb

Here is part of one of mine

I can post the rest if you want. It's all based on horror movies and books, all black and white, over 65 hours of work on half my arm

That's nice!

AmeliaG · 06-02-2003, 11:39 AM

On topic: One of my models for http://www.gothicsluts.com/ wanted to get the word evil tattooed on her back. Only her tattoo artist was very talented but also thought he was her boyfriend, despite her repeated claims to other people that he was not. So he tattooed his name super-dark and deep instead of EVIL and she didn't know it until he was done. So she grew her hair long and now does not let anyone photograph her back.

Moral of story: Never get a free tattoo in a place you can't see from someone who wants to own you who you don't want to own you.

MetaMan · 06-02-2003, 11:42 AM

some guy i knew got all of his friends name on his arm just like 2pac has it. now THAT is dum

LeeNoga · 06-02-2003, 11:43 AM

I dunno if "stupid" tattoo's are the problem or the ones that are not to scale or porpotion to where they had the ink done.

Large women are beautiful women but saw this one who was 300+, get a teenie little inked string rose vine around her ankle, it looked out of place for the size of her calf and ankle.

Nutter' thing stupid is to just cluster fuck a bunch of tattoo's in the same area going every which way with no theme going on.

I love tats but some folk'n should do them in scale or porportion or have a plan, otherwise not do it at all.

Jakke PNG · 06-02-2003, 11:49 AM

Anything small on a big man. Like me, 300lbs or so.. it would look so gay if I had something small tattooed anywhere.

06-02-2003, 11:56 AM

Worst tattoos hands down:

http://weirdal.0catch.com/tattoo.html

Not only does he have a Weird Al tattoo, he also has tattoos of the rest of the guys from Weird Al's band.

GrimShawn · 06-02-2003, 12:04 PM

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Originally posted by Easton
Shawn, you're gonna scare my doorman with those bro... LOL

i love it!

ps: love the new banner!

Easton I'll have my shirt on lol, i'm not gonna walk up all naked lol

That's your job

Marissa · 06-02-2003, 12:17 PM

For all the YES fans out there I know this guy that has a tattoo of something that looks like a tuning fork on his arm. Its from one of the YES album covers.

FreeOnes · 06-02-2003, 12:32 PM

the text: "size doesn't matter" with an arrow pointing....

MattO · 06-02-2003, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AmeliaG
On topic: One of my models for http://www.gothicsluts.com/ wanted to get the word evil tattooed on her back. Only her tattoo artist was very talented but also thought he was her boyfriend, despite her repeated claims to other people that he was not. So he tattooed his name super-dark and deep instead of EVIL and she didn't know it until he was done. So she grew her hair long and now does not let anyone photograph her back.

Moral of story: Never get a free tattoo in a place you can't see from someone who wants to own you who you don't want to own you.

A tattoo artist, no matter how talented, should have his fucking hands broken for doing something like that.

Phoz · 06-02-2003, 12:37 PM

Steve-O has 10, dumb tattoos. Very funny!

http://www.steveovideo.com/fanclub/tattoos.asp

archer · 06-02-2003, 12:39 PM

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Originally posted by rocki
i know a girl that has her name tatoo'd across her lower back... guess her man won't forget what name to call out while banging her from behind hehe

i don't think that's stupid.

just very practical!

angeleyes · 06-02-2003, 12:40 PM

Knew a guy that had a huge picture of Jesus tatooted on his back... not sure why, but it just freaked me out.

adamneve · 06-02-2003, 12:43 PM

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Originally posted by Sassyass

nice teeth

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SykkBoy · 06-02-2003, 12:46 PM

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Originally posted by Sassyass

Hi, I get no pussy....and my daddy didn't buy me that pony when I was five...FUCK THE WORLD!

PrivateEye · 06-02-2003, 12:47 PM

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cj-design Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: England Posts: 378	Dont know if anyone heard about some guy who had a tatoo done on his arm in chinese lettering. It said something like "I'm a silly boy" or something - stupid twat, he's getting it removed after chinese girls starting laffing at him

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Lee Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Kernow Posts: 2,977	What about the guy who had a "W" on each asscheek so that when he bent over it said WOW. Skulks off to the corner having come out with an old one

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Cassie Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 3,139	i was getting my manicure when this woman comes in wearing a skirt and she had this half tat on her leg. it looked like it was suppose to be roses on a vine. i think the artist really screwed up cause it turned out like a real mess. the kicker, it was only on the outter half part of the middle of her calf! like hello! if you are gonna get a tat, at least do it all the way around or dont do it at all. and certainly dont do it on your calf if youre a woman. very tacky! __________________ ICQ: 309756847 ]

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Easton Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 9,825	we shot a girl recently who had her REAL name tattooed across her lower back it was easy to make fun of her in the shoot: "is that so when guys are taking turns fucking you in the ass, they can at least get your name right?" ahhh... the memories now if i only i could remember what her name was... ROTF __________________ New models booked and shot every week... MILFs, pornstars and teens. Girls for every niche and project. Looking for high-quality affordable exclusive content? Check me out at Easton Content for all the details.

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Lee Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Kernow Posts: 2,977	Probably the same chick that Rocki knows above

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escorpio I love to racism, bro! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA! USA! USA! Posts: 23,130	In the late 70's I knew a guy who tattooed "Foghat" on his forearm. __________________ Unvaxxed, still alive.

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MattO The O is for Oohhh Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: AUSTIN TEJAS Posts: 10,861	I know a guy who went to get "HOMICIDE" tattoo'd across the knuckles of both hands. He didn't know how to spell it right so now one hand says "HOMO" and the other says "CIDE". He still has no clue to this day.

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mastamindz Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 3,547	The stupidest tattoo? Probobly the one I have on my wrist due to an artist who doesnt know how to fucking fade ink! Now I have to get the fucker lasered off this summer. __________________ If you click here, you will make money.

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AC Tracey Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 174	I knew a guy that had two really silly tattoos. One was a toe tag around his right toe. Another was a rat riding a dirt bike across his chest with dirt tattoo'd all around it. lol. It was soooooo funny. -AC Tracey __________________ AC Lounge™

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GrimShawn Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: BONEPRONE MANSION serving drinks! Posts: 8,120	People who get there own name.. dumb People who get a BF/GF name.... dumb Guys with barbwire.....dumb Anyone with Taz or a looney tune...dumb Anyone with something not orginal...dumb Here is part of one of mine I can post the rest if you want. It's all based on horror movies and books, all black and white, over 65 hours of work on half my arm

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Cassie Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 3,139	i know a woman who has a sun tat on her arm, a tiny bear tat on the inside of her calf (looks like a dirt smudge) and a clover on her toe (definitely looks like dirt!). __________________ ICQ: 309756847 ]

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AmeliaG Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 10,568	On topic: One of my models for http://www.gothicsluts.com/ wanted to get the word evil tattooed on her back. Only her tattoo artist was very talented but also thought he was her boyfriend, despite her repeated claims to other people that he was not. So he tattooed his name super-dark and deep instead of EVIL and she didn't know it until he was done. So she grew her hair long and now does not let anyone photograph her back. Moral of story: Never get a free tattoo in a place you can't see from someone who wants to own you who you don't want to own you. __________________ GFY Hall of Famer AltStar Hall of Famer Blue Blood's SpookyCash.com Babe photography portfolio

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	some guy i knew got all of his friends name on his arm just like 2pac has it. now THAT is dum

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LeeNoga Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Egg & Sperm Mutation Posts: 3,043	I dunno if "stupid" tattoo's are the problem or the ones that are not to scale or porpotion to where they had the ink done. Large women are beautiful women but saw this one who was 300+, get a teenie little inked string rose vine around her ankle, it looked out of place for the size of her calf and ankle. Nutter' thing stupid is to just cluster fuck a bunch of tattoo's in the same area going every which way with no theme going on. I love tats but some folk'n should do them in scale or porportion or have a plan, otherwise not do it at all.

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evildick Guest Posts: n/a	Worst tattoos hands down: http://weirdal.0catch.com/tattoo.html Not only does he have a Weird Al tattoo, he also has tattoos of the rest of the guys from Weird Al's band.

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