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FreeOnes 06-02-2003 12:32 PM

the text: "size doesn't matter" with an arrow pointing....

MattO 06-02-2003 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AmeliaG
On topic: One of my models for http://www.gothicsluts.com/ wanted to get the word evil tattooed on her back. Only her tattoo artist was very talented but also thought he was her boyfriend, despite her repeated claims to other people that he was not. So he tattooed his name super-dark and deep instead of EVIL and she didn't know it until he was done. So she grew her hair long and now does not let anyone photograph her back.

Moral of story: Never get a free tattoo in a place you can't see from someone who wants to own you who you don't want to own you.


A tattoo artist, no matter how talented, should have his fucking hands broken for doing something like that.

Phoz 06-02-2003 12:37 PM

Steve-O has 10, dumb tattoos. Very funny!

http://www.steveovideo.com/fanclub/tattoos.asp

archer 06-02-2003 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rocki
i know a girl that has her name tatoo'd across her lower back... guess her man won't forget what name to call out while banging her from behind hehe

i don't think that's stupid.

just very practical!:1orglaugh

angeleyes 06-02-2003 12:40 PM

Knew a guy that had a huge picture of Jesus tatooted on his back... not sure why, but it just freaked me out.

adamneve 06-02-2003 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sassyass

http://www.ratemyink.com/images/ul/ink_252.jpeg

nice teeth :Graucho

PrivateEye 06-02-2003 12:44 PM

http://www.sexinfo101.com/jokes/funnypix/tattoo08.jpg

PrivateEye 06-02-2003 12:46 PM

http://www.sexinfo101.com/jokes/funnypix/tattoo15.jpg

SykkBoy 06-02-2003 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sassyass

http://www.ratemyink.com/images/ul/ink_252.jpeg

Hi, I get no pussy....and my daddy didn't buy me that pony when I was five...FUCK THE WORLD!

PrivateEye 06-02-2003 12:47 PM

http://www.sexinfo101.com/jokes/funnypix/tattoo14.jpg

DarkJedi 06-02-2003 12:50 PM

http://www.sexy-celebs.net/hotlink/vong.jpg

Mr. Jim 06-02-2003 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ryph
I've seen some guy and his "best friend" tatoo each others names on the arm with a "best buds 4 lyfe" thing going.
ummmmmm.....i think there is a little more than just best buds going on there

Mr. Jim 06-02-2003 03:05 PM

I saw this peckerhead who was most likely a carnival worker
( some of Americas brightest and talented there ) who had Motley Crew on his arm

It was accompanied by the Theatre of pain comedy and tragedy masks....the idiot spelled it wrong

crew instead of Crue

drunkdollars 06-02-2003 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimholio
I saw this peckerhead who was most likely a carnival worker
( some of Americas brightest and talented there ) who had Motley Crew on his arm

It was accompanied by the Theatre of pain comedy and tragedy masks....the idiot spelled it wrong

crew instead of Crue

Come on man I was drunk when I got that one.

I got it covered up last month

FreeOnes 06-02-2003 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
http://www.sexy-celebs.net/hotlink/vong.jpg
what's wrong with that ?

magicmike 06-02-2003 03:20 PM

I went with a buddy of mine when he got his tattoo, and one of the samples of tattoo's you could get was this pie sitting on a window sill cooling under the moonlight.

WTF is that about?

modF 06-02-2003 03:22 PM

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Originally posted by FillmoreSlim


barcode

bar none.

Don't be a hater.

Betray 06-02-2003 03:23 PM

50 cent has the best tattoo on his back

candyflip 06-02-2003 05:29 PM

I have the cover from a Kiss comic book tattooed on my forearm...someone would probably consider that stupid.

psyko514 06-02-2003 05:41 PM

i saw a guy with the KoRn logo tattooed across his back. i wonder if he'll still like KoRn when he's 50. i wonder if they'll still be around.

i also saw a guy with a pot leaf tattooed on the back of his neck. it pretty much shouted out "hey, i'm a wigger stoner".

Daen 06-02-2003 05:52 PM

I know a girl with "Fuck and Forget" tatooed across her upper back, she is cute too, and a not so cute girl with "DAV" tottoed on her knuckles. I asked her what "DAV" means and she told me it was supposed to say "DAVE" but they broke up before it was finished.

jchennav 06-02-2003 06:01 PM

Poorly-rendered Chinese character tattoos are IMHO as bad as misspellings. I've seen some that would make a native Chinese or Japanese speaker cringe (just to put this perspective, the Japanese like to wear T-shirts with silly "Engrish" slogans, but at least they don't tattoo the slogans onto their bodies).

The most interesting booth at Adultcon III last November was the one for laser tattoo removal services.

AmeliaG 06-03-2003 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MattO



A tattoo artist, no matter how talented, should have his fucking hands broken for doing something like that.


He does do really nice work, but I would be in your court on that one if it had happened to me. The sick thing is she had him do more work on her and on friends afterwards, just only in places she could see while he worked.

psyko514 06-03-2003 01:50 PM

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Originally posted by evildick
Worst tattoos hands down:

http://weirdal.0catch.com/tattoo.html

Not only does he have a Weird Al tattoo, he also has tattoos of the rest of the guys from Weird Al's band.

well that's mighty odd...

foolio 06-03-2003 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb
I'm so spooky, I pee darkness.
:1orglaugh

Ratemyink 06-04-2003 02:22 AM

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archer 06-04-2003 07:55 AM

that tattooo makes no sense

natas 06-04-2003 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Daen
I know a girl with "Fuck and Forget" tatooed across her upper back, she is cute too, and a not so cute girl with "DAV" tottoed on her knuckles. I asked her what "DAV" means and she told me it was supposed to say "DAVE" but they broke up before it was finished.

:1orglaugh hilarious

natas 06-04-2003 08:18 AM

http://www.warpedsports.com/cgi-bin/..._30/indian.jpg

this isn't stupid. this is nice

sexualdiva 06-04-2003 08:31 AM

Id have to say the wierdest and I think stupidest tattoo was of this guy who had eyes tattooed to his eyelids so that when he slept or closed his eyes he looked awake.. I dunno , to me thats really dumb looking.
And I'm about sick of guys who get eagles tattooed to their arms.Its overdone.I dont have any tats but thought Id maybe get hieroglyphics and a pyramid on my lower back one day.. Im stillll undecided. I figured its not a common thing yo usee everyday... and I loveee anything pyramid related. ;) Oh yeah and good morning to all. :)

sexualdiva 06-04-2003 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by natas
http://www.warpedsports.com/cgi-bin/..._30/indian.jpg

this isn't stupid. this is nice

I agree. Nice one

Marissa 06-05-2003 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deeprub
http://www.sexinfo101.com/jokes/funnypix/tattoo15.jpg

That has to be the most disturbing tat I have ever seen besides the guy that I saw on Ripley's with the checkerboard tats all over his body! :disgust

eroswebmaster 06-05-2003 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ryph
I've seen some guy and his "best friend" tatoo each others names on the arm with a "best buds 4 lyfe" thing going.
That's just gay.


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