Funniest Nickname you've ever been refered to as.
 

a couple of years ago I bought my first boat - and I sunk it. then I got a new bayliner runabout and I wrecked a bunch of props one after the other on rocks.
People started calling me Captain Titanic.

Girls call me Fred Flinstone. They love way i make their bedrock.

In my lifetime I've been called diffrent nicknames for various reasons.

Egon (from ghostbusters, for my lame haircut in grade 6)

Bear (I moved to a new town and some ass thought I looked like a koala bear)

Claude (If your canadian and saw degrassi before, its the dude who shot himself. I had a goatee and a stash)

I was called Satan in jr. high because I spent much of the time baiting religious fundamentalists.

The big sleep....cause I sleep a lot...or so it seems...people don't see me up at 3am working on sites...they only see me sleeping during the days

I found out just a week ago, my friend's sister calls me "Danny with the big dick" to her friends. Like a title.

Haha.
No better confidence builder than finding out that.
"Hey, I'm Danny. Nice to meetcha."
"Oh! Danny with the big dick!"

ignat - no i have no idea i think it was some cartoon or some shit back when my mom was a kid, she calls me that all the time :(

Sharpshooter...............don't ask

in highschool

I went skying in the woods, bushwacking is what its called,

and I got caught in a stream adn my boats filled with water and my bindings came lose,

and I had to walk out of the forest onto the sky slop and the lift was stoped for the day and the school log, rented for the trip was on the other site of the mountain,

and I had to get a guy with a snow mobile to take me to the lodge,

when I got there, I was 2 hours late and all wet, and cold and I was fumming,

so I was bitching and saying you mother fuckers left me, and tryed to kill the 2 guys who left me there,

and after the skuffel, the jokes started,

I basically was starving and cooked a pogo in the microwave

and for some reason that was funny after to fit I threw, liek a bitch

so they started calling me pogo man,

and radioactive man,

and chantign you mother fuckers left me,

and im gonna kill you mother fucker,

and moking me,

it was a fun trip and all in good fun, and I was mostly pissed and joking at the same time,

but thats stupid pogo man, stuff stuck for a good month or two,

especially with this one guy, who basically used it as my name for a while,

so every day at lunch in line with my budy, he made called me pogo man,

anyways , thats the story

turbo.

quite and quit

cheers sleazy - it's st. paddy's - did you get some rye??

In high-school was called FUBAR.

After High-school, someone asked me what my name meant, so I told him, and from then on I was "Wolfe".

well my surname is boyd so my nickname is "boydie"

but at work my friends call me basher on the account of a few fights i got into a while back

at school a guy in my form constantly called me "bonk" which developed into "boydie bonk"

and another guy constanly called me "beril" i never fuckin did find out why the fucking wierdo

Used to be called Brandy by one of my girls friends.

She said it was because I was a good licker. :Graucho

Dad

xerox

Stinky Hobo

cubiclehadeen

minuteman :321GFY

Nothing compares to the local police calling me "the MaskedMan" :1orglaugh

hehehe... man that musta sucked.

Koalas are NOT bears they are marsupials. Entirely different origins.

pinky

at least you woud've been nailing Kaitlin.

when I call my gf, and her mom asks who she's talking to, she says either "my Mistress" or "the dyke." When her brother calls, she either says "Pedro" (which is so totally not his name) or "my dealer."

The funny thing is,her mom has begun to refer to me that way -- when I leave a message, she'll tell my girlfriend that "the dyke called, she says she misses you." :1orglaugh

As for her, her nickname is either Raymond or Ray. The first time she had chemo, she lost so much weight that she got fuzz (it's called lanugo, like newborn babies sometimes have) on her shoulders, so her brother started calling her FurryGirl, which mutated into Foo-ray Girl, into Foo-ray, into Ray and Raymond.

"Amp"

lol... you wacky bastards.... :1orglaugh

Off topic, but are you gonna open your site?

Shit... ive had hundreds of nicknames thru the years..

an insulting funny one was...

brandon lee in his gay years...

im not gay by the way, but bruce lee is my father.

In the last two years at the fire dept i was called puglesy from the adams family cause I got real fat and then one night I got real drunk and shaved my head bald went to work the next day and all hell broke loose. They had drawings and everything heheh

TOM

Boneprone Calls me Derek Trout!! Cause my last is Smout and it rymes. I fucking hate it!


My buddies call me Smouter, Smut and LadyKiller( it's the same as calling the fat guy skinney) Im far from a playa!

Mine would have to be

Jason Strokes

Hey you get your damn hands off my girlfriend before I beat the shit out of you.

Not really a nickname but close as I could get.

Chiquita ~ it was my nickname all through High School Water Polo.

Velvet King:thumbsup

My mother used to refer to me as Jerry, as I reminded her of Seinfeld and now she and my brother call me McGyver(sp) cause I can fix just about anything, and lastly a few people were calling me Tyson, cause I snapped one night and kicked the shit out of this chick the same night the Tyson/Holyfield fight was on, about 6 years ago (not proud by any means)

And then there is Princess go figure!

And I am sure a few others that I don't know about LMAO

Squirrel and The Monster

Both given to me by an ex-boyfriend...the last one? I have no idea why :winkwink:

Bonk - for the video game character (TurboGraphix16) because I have a very big head.
That stopped when I knocked the guy out...

Grandma Guile - because I was wearing a hoodie on a cold winter night, it kinda made me look like a grandma...
That stopped when I knocked the guy out...


...now people call me Sir ;)

Ok, names ive been called

Shorty- obvious
Chipmunk- because when im tickled I squeak
Butt sex girl- Dont ask, its not as amusing as you think
Ester *Short for Ester Williams* I didnt Synchronized swimming for 6 years

Heineken, guess why ? :thumbsup

:1orglaugh