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SleazyDream · 03-18-2003, 12:42 AM

a couple of years ago I bought my first boat - and I sunk it. then I got a new bayliner runabout and I wrecked a bunch of props one after the other on rocks.
People started calling me Captain Titanic.

DarkJedi · 03-18-2003, 12:46 AM

Girls call me Fred Flinstone. They love way i make their bedrock.

Bored · 03-18-2003, 12:47 AM

In my lifetime I've been called diffrent nicknames for various reasons.

Egon (from ghostbusters, for my lame haircut in grade 6)

Bear (I moved to a new town and some ass thought I looked like a koala bear)

Claude (If your canadian and saw degrassi before, its the dude who shot himself. I had a goatee and a stash)

NetRodent · 03-18-2003, 12:49 AM

I was called Satan in jr. high because I spent much of the time baiting religious fundamentalists.

B40 · 03-18-2003, 12:50 AM

The big sleep....cause I sleep a lot...or so it seems...people don't see me up at 3am working on sites...they only see me sleeping during the days

TheLastReploid · 03-18-2003, 12:51 AM

I found out just a week ago, my friend's sister calls me "Danny with the big dick" to her friends. Like a title.

Haha.
No better confidence builder than finding out that.
"Hey, I'm Danny. Nice to meetcha."
"Oh! Danny with the big dick!"

XxXotic · 03-18-2003, 01:05 AM

ignat - no i have no idea i think it was some cartoon or some shit back when my mom was a kid, she calls me that all the time

Snake Doctor · 03-18-2003, 01:13 AM

Sharpshooter...............don't ask

imJason · 03-18-2003, 01:14 AM

in highschool

I went skying in the woods, bushwacking is what its called,

and I got caught in a stream adn my boats filled with water and my bindings came lose,

and I had to walk out of the forest onto the sky slop and the lift was stoped for the day and the school log, rented for the trip was on the other site of the mountain,

and I had to get a guy with a snow mobile to take me to the lodge,

when I got there, I was 2 hours late and all wet, and cold and I was fumming,

so I was bitching and saying you mother fuckers left me, and tryed to kill the 2 guys who left me there,

and after the skuffel, the jokes started,

I basically was starving and cooked a pogo in the microwave

and for some reason that was funny after to fit I threw, liek a bitch

so they started calling me pogo man,

and radioactive man,

and chantign you mother fuckers left me,

and im gonna kill you mother fucker,

and moking me,

it was a fun trip and all in good fun, and I was mostly pissed and joking at the same time,

but thats stupid pogo man, stuff stuck for a good month or two,

especially with this one guy, who basically used it as my name for a while,

so every day at lunch in line with my budy, he made called me pogo man,

anyways , thats the story

421Fill · 03-18-2003, 01:15 AM

turbo.

quiet · 03-18-2003, 01:17 AM

quite and quit

cheers sleazy - it's st. paddy's - did you get some rye??

Tala · 03-18-2003, 01:20 AM

In high-school was called FUBAR.

After High-school, someone asked me what my name meant, so I told him, and from then on I was "Wolfe".

Basher · 03-18-2003, 01:21 AM

well my surname is boyd so my nickname is "boydie"

but at work my friends call me basher on the account of a few fights i got into a while back

at school a guy in my form constantly called me "bonk" which developed into "boydie bonk"

and another guy constanly called me "beril" i never fuckin did find out why the fucking wierdo

Paul Markham · 03-18-2003, 01:27 AM

Used to be called Brandy by one of my girls friends.

She said it was because I was a good licker.

High Quality · 03-18-2003, 01:32 AM

xerox · 03-18-2003, 01:39 AM

xerox

NitroPhil · 03-18-2003, 01:44 AM

Stinky Hobo

[Labret] · 03-18-2003, 01:47 AM

cubiclehadeen

Seaz · 03-18-2003, 02:03 AM

minuteman

StuartD · 03-18-2003, 02:05 AM

Nothing compares to the local police calling me "the MaskedMan"

421Fill · 03-18-2003, 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Seaz
minuteman

hehehe... man that musta sucked.

d0se · 03-18-2003, 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bored

Bear (I moved to a new town and some ass thought I looked like a koala bear)

Koalas are NOT bears they are marsupials. Entirely different origins.

mrthumbs · 03-18-2003, 03:06 AM

pinky

bhutocracy · 03-18-2003, 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bored

Claude (If your canadian and saw degrassi before, its the dude who shot himself. I had a goatee and a stash)

at least you woud've been nailing Kaitlin.

thatdykeliz · 03-18-2003, 03:27 AM

when I call my gf, and her mom asks who she's talking to, she says either "my Mistress" or "the dyke." When her brother calls, she either says "Pedro" (which is so totally not his name) or "my dealer."

The funny thing is,her mom has begun to refer to me that way -- when I leave a message, she'll tell my girlfriend that "the dyke called, she says she misses you."

As for her, her nickname is either Raymond or Ray. The first time she had chemo, she lost so much weight that she got fuzz (it's called lanugo, like newborn babies sometimes have) on her shoulders, so her brother started calling her FurryGirl, which mutated into Foo-ray Girl, into Foo-ray, into Ray and Raymond.

Amputate Your Head · 03-18-2003, 03:28 AM

"Amp"

lol... you wacky bastards....

421Fill · 03-18-2003, 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by thatdykeliz
when I call my gf, and her mom asks who she's talking to, she says either "my Mistress" or "the dyke." When her brother calls, she either says "Pedro" (which is so totally not his name) or "my dealer."

The funny thing is,her mom has begun to refer to me that way -- when I leave a message, she'll tell my girlfriend that "the dyke called, she says she misses you."

As for her, her nickname is either Raymond or Ray. The first time she had chemo, she lost so much weight that she got fuzz (it's called lanugo, like newborn babies sometimes have) on her shoulders, so her brother started calling her FurryGirl, which mutated into Foo-ray Girl, into Foo-ray, into Ray and Raymond.

Off topic, but are you gonna open your site?

Dj Furious · 03-18-2003, 04:54 AM

Shit... ive had hundreds of nicknames thru the years..

an insulting funny one was...

brandon lee in his gay years...

im not gay by the way, but bruce lee is my father.

Va2k · 03-18-2003, 05:17 AM

In the last two years at the fire dept i was called puglesy from the adams family cause I got real fat and then one night I got real drunk and shaved my head bald went to work the next day and all hell broke loose. They had drawings and everything heheh

TOM

Dwreck · 03-18-2003, 11:35 AM

Boneprone Calls me Derek Trout!! Cause my last is Smout and it rymes. I fucking hate it!

My buddies call me Smouter, Smut and LadyKiller( it's the same as calling the fat guy skinney) Im far from a playa!

foreverjason · 03-18-2003, 11:37 AM

Mine would have to be

Jason Strokes

dirtyone · 03-18-2003, 11:40 AM

Hey you get your damn hands off my girlfriend before I beat the shit out of you.

Not really a nickname but close as I could get.

Cheshire · 03-18-2003, 11:41 AM

Chiquita ~ it was my nickname all through High School Water Polo.

asuna · 03-18-2003, 11:43 AM

Velvet King

sherie · 03-18-2003, 11:51 AM

My mother used to refer to me as Jerry, as I reminded her of Seinfeld and now she and my brother call me McGyver(sp) cause I can fix just about anything, and lastly a few people were calling me Tyson, cause I snapped one night and kicked the shit out of this chick the same night the Tyson/Holyfield fight was on, about 6 years ago (not proud by any means)

And then there is Princess go figure!

And I am sure a few others that I don't know about LMAO

Monique Niccole · 03-18-2003, 11:54 AM

Squirrel and The Monster

Both given to me by an ex-boyfriend...the last one? I have no idea why

DrGuile · 03-18-2003, 12:01 PM

Bonk - for the video game character (TurboGraphix16) because I have a very big head.
That stopped when I knocked the guy out...

Grandma Guile - because I was wearing a hoodie on a cold winter night, it kinda made me look like a grandma...
That stopped when I knocked the guy out...

...now people call me Sir ;)

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 03-18-2003, 12:06 PM

Ok, names ive been called

Shorty- obvious
Chipmunk- because when im tickled I squeak
Butt sex girl- Dont ask, its not as amusing as you think
Ester *Short for Ester Williams* I didnt Synchronized swimming for 6 years

Heineken · 03-18-2003, 12:11 PM

Heineken, guess why ?

asuna · 03-18-2003, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zoe_Zoebaboe
Ok, names ive been called

Butt sex girl- Dont ask, its not as amusing as you think

dirtdigger · 03-18-2003, 12:14 PM

Rambo I hate that

Funbrunette · 03-18-2003, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
Girls call me Fred Flinstone. They love way i make their bedrock.

Hehehehe!

Kimmykim · 03-18-2003, 12:18 PM

arrogant narcisstic gold digging bitch I think it was ;)

jimmyf · 03-18-2003, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
arrogant narcisstic gold digging bitch I think it was ;)

WoW you still go by that nic

Maybe you should just shorten it to Danger

The Porn Dude · 03-18-2003, 12:30 PM

This did not happen to me. I was an oarsman in college (crew). There was this guy when I was a freshman who looked exactly like Ben Franklin. So you can guess what his nick name instanly became. He was a really good sport about it until one day he had a really bad practice and one of the varsity guys asked him how pracitce was. This is how it went.

Varsity: "Hey Ben how was practice?"
Ben : "You know I would rather be called Dick head than Ben Franklin."

Well I guess you can figure out what his nickname was for the next four years.

Rictor · 03-18-2003, 12:32 PM

My last name is Dillman so I got called a lot of creative nick names in school:

dillpickle
dillmary
dildo
dillbread (I don't get this one)

But mostly people just called me Dillman. Never got called by my first name...it got confusing since I had two younger brothers also referred to by their friends as "Dillman".

foreverjason · 03-18-2003, 12:33 PM

Quote:

"You know I would rather be called Dick head than Ben Franklin."

lol

Butrflied · 03-18-2003, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
Chiquita ~ it was my nickname all through High School Water Polo.

Ahh you're a waterpolo girl? You just keep getting cooler. Many of my best friends are polo players.

I've never really had any nicknames .. I was Acura for a little bit in high school when I drove my parents car around, and cause it kinda sounds like Erica (real name).

Last weekend I got the nickname Scarica because of my bandaged fingers ..

Monique Niccole · 03-18-2003, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
arrogant narcisstic gold digging bitch I think it was ;)

ahhh...you too?

asuna · 03-18-2003, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Butrflied
Ahh you're a waterpolo girl? You just keep getting cooler. Many of my best friends are polo players.

I've never really had any nicknames .. I was Acura for a little bit in high school when I drove my parents car around, and cause it kinda sounds like Erica (real name).

Last weekend I got the nickname Scarica because of my bandaged fingers ..

Ouch, what happend,
oh and your so hot

03-18-2003, 12:42 AM	#1
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03-18-2003, 12:47 AM	#3
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03-18-2003, 12:51 AM	#6
TheLastReploid Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 56	I found out just a week ago, my friend's sister calls me "Danny with the big dick" to her friends. Like a title. Haha. No better confidence builder than finding out that. "Hey, I'm Danny. Nice to meetcha." "Oh! Danny with the big dick!" __________________ http://www.Fluffersmut.com -- You know you dig the fluffer.

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imJason Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,215	in highschool I went skying in the woods, bushwacking is what its called, and I got caught in a stream adn my boats filled with water and my bindings came lose, and I had to walk out of the forest onto the sky slop and the lift was stoped for the day and the school log, rented for the trip was on the other site of the mountain, and I had to get a guy with a snow mobile to take me to the lodge, when I got there, I was 2 hours late and all wet, and cold and I was fumming, so I was bitching and saying you mother fuckers left me, and tryed to kill the 2 guys who left me there, and after the skuffel, the jokes started, I basically was starving and cooked a pogo in the microwave and for some reason that was funny after to fit I threw, liek a bitch so they started calling me pogo man, and radioactive man, and chantign you mother fuckers left me, and im gonna kill you mother fucker, and moking me, it was a fun trip and all in good fun, and I was mostly pissed and joking at the same time, but thats stupid pogo man, stuff stuck for a good month or two, especially with this one guy, who basically used it as my name for a while, so every day at lunch in line with my budy, he made called me pogo man, anyways , thats the story __________________ IM Jason 31227578 http://www.vidsvidsvids.com

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03-18-2003, 01:17 AM	#11
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03-18-2003, 01:20 AM	#12
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03-18-2003, 01:27 AM	#14
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03-18-2003, 03:27 AM	#25
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03-18-2003, 04:54 AM	#28
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03-18-2003, 05:17 AM	#29
Va2k I’m still alive barley. Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Va Posts: 10,060	In the last two years at the fire dept i was called puglesy from the adams family cause I got real fat and then one night I got real drunk and shaved my head bald went to work the next day and all hell broke loose. They had drawings and everything heheh TOM __________________

03-18-2003, 11:35 AM	#30
Dwreck Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,362	Boneprone Calls me Derek Trout!! Cause my last is Smout and it rymes. I fucking hate it! My buddies call me Smouter, Smut and LadyKiller( it's the same as calling the fat guy skinney) Im far from a playa! __________________ Derek Dwreck Smout Program Manager Icq 165976549 Skype derekthomassmout

03-18-2003, 11:37 AM	#31
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dirtyone Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: God's Country (Georgia) Posts: 3,706	Hey you get your damn hands off my girlfriend before I beat the shit out of you. Not really a nickname but close as I could get.

03-18-2003, 11:41 AM	#33
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	Chiquita ~ it was my nickname all through High School Water Polo. __________________ just a little bit naughty

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sherie Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,020	My mother used to refer to me as Jerry, as I reminded her of Seinfeld and now she and my brother call me McGyver(sp) cause I can fix just about anything, and lastly a few people were calling me Tyson, cause I snapped one night and kicked the shit out of this chick the same night the Tyson/Holyfield fight was on, about 6 years ago (not proud by any means) And then there is Princess go figure! And I am sure a few others that I don't know about LMAO __________________ AIM sherierocks ICQ 127-296-286 Skype traffichor

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03-18-2003, 12:01 PM	#37
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