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Turboface 10-05-2012 08:04 PM

Post Your Favorite Quotes...
 
I've been updating my Facebook profile recently and found some really cool quotes for it. I figured I'd start a 'favorite quote' thread here.

Post some cool quotes people.

Halloween is right around the corner. That reminds me I heard an awesome Stephen King quote the other day..

?...Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.?

Disclaimer - I know this has been done before. If it offends you, welcome to the internet.

MattO 10-05-2012 08:05 PM

"it wasn't me"

-anonymous

B.Barnato 10-05-2012 08:05 PM

"My penis is small"

- B.Barnato

papill0n 10-05-2012 08:06 PM

"i will cut you"

ErectMedia 10-05-2012 08:08 PM

Don't mistake kindness for weakness

AdultKing 10-05-2012 08:11 PM

"..we are a legitimate cloud hosting service.."

Turboface 10-05-2012 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattO (Post 19235390)
"it wasn't me"

-anonymous

MattO, how's it going dude?

Colo_bitch 10-05-2012 10:00 PM

?Every one is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody?

the Shemp 10-05-2012 10:07 PM

congrats to the winners... :thumbsup

L-Pink 10-05-2012 10:10 PM

Life is tough. Life is tougher if you're stupid.

.

Spunky 10-05-2012 10:13 PM

Rectum breath

Spunky 10-05-2012 10:31 PM

Quotes involve thinking ..

Colo_bitch 10-05-2012 10:39 PM

?When I was 17, I read a quote that went something like: ?If you live each day as if it was your last, someday you?ll most certainly be right.? It made an impression on me, and since then, for the past 33 years, I have looked in the mirror every morning and asked myself: ?If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?? And whenever the answer has been ?No? for too many days in a row, I know I need to change something. Steve Jobs

SilentKnight 10-05-2012 10:45 PM

"The world is a fiery kiln of pragmatism where rules are publicly observed but privately trashed if there is any chance of getting an edge."

freecartoonporn 10-05-2012 11:04 PM

links pulled
go fuck yourself
fuck fear drink beer

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 10-05-2012 11:19 PM

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vliAZZ499e...1600/Dance.jpg

On leading a purposeful humanist life (working to improve the world):
Quote:

?One thing is certain: you will find plenty of worthwhile things to do. You will not be bored, or lack fulfillment in your life. Most important of all, you will know that you have not lived and died for nothing, because you will have become part of the great tradition of those who have responded to the amount of pain and suffering in the universe by trying to make the world a better place.? Peter Singer
Live simply, so that other's may simply live.

Think globally, act locally.

All you need is love...

Love and Peace,

ADG

mavruda 10-06-2012 12:28 AM

There are passengers for every/any train.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 10-06-2012 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mavruda (Post 19235666)

There are passengers for every/any train.





http://www.zbs.org/catalog/images/zbs/06hum/BOZO.jpg

And you can quote me on that! :winkwink:

:stoned

ADG

Turboface 10-06-2012 09:52 AM

"You're not your Facebook status. You're not how many friends you have. You're not the smart phone you own. You're not the apps of your phone. You're not your fucking iPad. You're the all-planking, e-consuming crap of the world." ~Fight Club

CurrentlySober 10-06-2012 10:11 AM

"i like poo"

suesheboy 10-06-2012 10:51 AM

"it's nice to be nice to the nice"...Frank Burns

brassmonkey 10-06-2012 10:57 AM

Turn your punk-ass over! - boyz n the hood

loreen 10-06-2012 11:00 AM

If you are lonely when you're alone, you are in bad company (J.P. Sartre)

ottopottomouse 10-06-2012 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Turboface (Post 19235386)
?...Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.?

Farts are the ghosts of what you have eaten.

2012 10-06-2012 11:36 AM

"Move bitch get out the way." - Ludacris

Chosen 10-06-2012 11:40 AM

Don't have any...

Freaky_Akula 10-06-2012 11:51 AM

"People know politics is dirty and politicians are corrupt, and then somehow convince themselves that the Government isn't"

CyberHustler 10-06-2012 11:59 AM

"fuck it"

pornmasta 10-06-2012 12:04 PM

"everything is fine"
"money is in motion"

bns666 10-06-2012 12:06 PM

avoid hangovers - stay drunk :thumbsup

LatinCams 10-06-2012 12:08 PM

"What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?"

"If you really want to do something, you will find a way. If you don't, you will find an excuse."

"Faillure is not an option"

pornmasta 10-06-2012 12:12 PM

"adapt or die"

DamageX 10-06-2012 12:21 PM

If you don't, somebody else will.

tfs 10-06-2012 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Turboface (Post 19235386)
I've been updating my Facebook profile recently and found some really cool quotes for it.

Really cool quote + Facebook profile = HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMFG!

brassmonkey 10-06-2012 01:17 PM

Take the Browns to the SuperBowl :Kissmy

http://madonnablog.files.wordpress.c...pg?w=456&h=341

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m6EyDX7nXn...tterToilet.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

40obfam 10-06-2012 01:20 PM

"Bite my metal shinny ass" (c) Bender Bending Rodriguez

Grapesoda 10-06-2012 02:49 PM

“Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.”
― G.K. Chesterton

“A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.”
― G.K. Chesterton

loreen 10-06-2012 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 40obfam (Post 19236566)
"Bite my metal shinny ass" (c) Bender Bending Rodriguez

:thumbsup

Zeiss 10-06-2012 03:05 PM

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DWB 10-06-2012 04:45 PM

"user uploaded"


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