"life is too short to learn german"



and even some germans are too dumb to learn it ...

Two to the body. One to the head."

Ima likin' that!

Thanks!

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My dad was very wise. Some of his quotes to me include:

1. Son, if you are not in bed by midnight, come home.

2. Son, a bisexual is a person who, when they reach inside their lover's pants, they are never disappointed.

3. Son, respect is earned, tolerance is given.

And a whole lot more.

"I was high when I wrote this"



-Me

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catch me if you can

Today is the tomorrow you talked about yesterday.

"You have been assimilated" ~ Google (oops, the Borg....my bad)

Do not go quietly unto your grave
~ Morphine

and

I wasn't born with enough middle fingers
~Marilyn Manson

lol - Resistance is futile.

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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. ~Andy Rooney

lol, I laughed at this :1orglaugh

I use http://www.FamousQuotesOnline.info

They have like 35,000 quotes to pick from. :P

Here are two great ones from the wedding category LOL

• A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. ... Helen Rowland
• A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. ... Grace Hansen

Here are some more good ones from Stephen King..

"Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty."

?...So do we pass the ghosts that haunt us later in our lives; they sit undramatically by the roadside like poor beggars, and we see them only from the corners of our eyes, if we see them at all. The idea that they have been waiting there for us rarely if ever crosses our minds. Yet they do wait, and when we have passed, they gather up their bundles of memory and fall in behind, treading in our footsteps and catching up, little by little.?

?The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.?

?The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything. Once God (or Satan) is accepted as the first cause of everything which happens in the mortal world, nothing is left to chance...logic can be happily tossed out the window.?

?We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones.?

?I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.?

"I will slap the taste out of your mouth"

"I'll kick your ass so hard you'll smell shoe polish for about a week"

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“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.”
― Hunter S. Thompson

“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”
― Hunter S. Thompson

There's no business like show business!

God Is a DJ :1orglaugh

Fuck You, Pay Me :thumbsup

If you always do what you've always done,
You'll always be what you've always been.

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"It's either make your insides tingle or cure cancer, DR. And you don't know shit about cancer."

"A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him."

"A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are."

"Perhaps when we find ourselves wanting everything, it is because we are dangerously close to wanting nothing."

"I'm not stuck up... awesome people just seem stuck up."

"Innovation is the whim of an elite before it becomes the need of the public."

"To fall in love is easy, even to remain in it is not difficult; our human loneliness is cause enough. But it is a hard quest worth making to find a comrade through whose steady presence one becomes steadily the person one desires to be."

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."

"Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs."

"If a cluttered desk signs a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?"

"People are very open-minded about new things - as long as they're exactly like the old ones."

"A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine."

"The first panacea for a misguided nation is inflation of the currency; the second is war. Both bring a temporary prosperity; both bring a permanent ruin. But both are the refuge of political and economic opportunists."

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

"We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for."

"I have learned that success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which one has overcome while trying to succeed."

"Who steals my purse steals trash; 'tis something, nothing;
'Twas mine, 'tis his, and has been slave to thousands;
But he that filches from me my good name
Robs me of that which not enriches him,
And makes me poor indeed."

- Iago (Othello Act 3, scene 3 by William Shakespeare)

"stupid is as stupid does"

My all time favorite.

" Only the dead have seen the end of War! "

Plato

God Forgives, I Don't

Nobody puts Baby in a corner

(it's 25 year Dirty Dancing anniversary)

How about..

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

It's not that I don't like people, I feel better when they aren't around

www.stonedquotes.com :upsidedow

Rick Ross :1orglaugh

I like this one :thumbsup

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Ask not for who the bone bones, it bones for thee.

"your in the wrong hole"

Pop a bottle and celebrate , We made it to a new day