"Be who you are and say what you feel. For those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr Seuss One of my Favorite quotes for sure.

hahaha

:Oh crap

Too Close

hello you old perv

Detox is coming

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way - in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.

too long; didn't read.

"We have a vacancy for you tonight" - the police :Oh crap :helpme

"go ahead punk make my day"

bump to the top

"Driving fast saves gas, Its like getting highway miles"


-Me

fast as smack

Hard 2 Love

??m not sayin? I?m gonna rule the world, or that I?m gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world." - Tupac

Halfway To Heaven

unban yourself

"teachers need a will of iron to resist fucking the children in their care" Paul Markham

it's fun

100 favorite quotes

it's fun

just fun

"You can't polish a turd"

very nice

"he sleep when is dead"

"you want to suck at this cock? go ahead"

Colours.

Alex: "Why don't you just jerk it on the internet like a normal person?"
Roommate: "You know I don't have a credit card."

:upsidedow

Hell is other people.

Morph

rien a dire

if you're hungry and you do not have to eat what you do

'A person who risks nothing, does nothing, has nothing'.

Middle Meaning

Hello there !

you suck

Deep in the ass

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