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Z 01-09-2007 04:44 PM

What would cause this? **pic**
 
Alright, all you porn kings and queens are very familiar with these things. Let's see if you can guess what caused this.



No, that isn't photoshop. Yes, his whole dick is black and blue and yes, I took the picture. Damn, it still makes mine hurt to see it. :Oh crap

JD 01-09-2007 04:45 PM

getting nailed in the junk with a soccer ball would do it. actually getting nailed with ANYTHING hard enough would do that

Juicy D. Links 01-09-2007 04:46 PM

mosquito in the penis canal

BigCashCrew 01-09-2007 04:46 PM

ouch! rough sex, it came out and bent on her skin. That's a bitch!

sperbonzo 01-09-2007 04:47 PM

Damn it Z! I have several questions for you.

1. Why would I want to see that?

2. Why are you taking pics of another man's little wee wee?

Z 01-09-2007 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 11698172)
Damn it Z! I have several questions for you.

1. Why would I want to see that?

2. Why are you taking pics of another man's little wee wee?

1. You've got a little brokeback in ya.

2. If your friend came over and asked for a bag of ice for his dick...wouldn't you ask why? If he pulled it out to show you before you could tell him to put it away and you had to suffer the pain of seeing that, wouldn't you want to share the pain with GFY?

TurboAngel 01-09-2007 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 11698172)
Damn it Z! I have several questions for you.

1. Why would I want to see that?

2. Why are you taking pics of another man's little wee wee?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

tASSy 01-09-2007 04:50 PM

it's not normally that colour? perhaps it was bent during a rough sex session. :Oh crap

After Shock Media 01-09-2007 04:50 PM

Damage done via a penis pump or some attachment used on the dick.

Bama 01-09-2007 04:50 PM

Pardon the pun......

You ain't giving us much to work with!

Sveindt Beindt 01-09-2007 04:50 PM

Some body kick you,not a 12 hour fuck :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

sperbonzo 01-09-2007 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z (Post 11698183)
1. You've got a little brokeback in ya.

2. If your friend came over and asked for a bag of ice for his dick...wouldn't you ask why? If he pulled it out to show you before you could tell him to knock it off and you had to suffer the pain of seeing that, wouldn't you want to share the pain with GFY?


*Michael simply shakes his head sadly.... shrugs...sighs.... and walks away with a slightly concerned look on his face*


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starpimps 01-09-2007 04:53 PM

did his girlfriend break his dick

Z 01-09-2007 04:56 PM

Nobody's hit it yet...I'll give you a hint.

This poor guy just expected to look a little better when it was all done. Instead, he is now over a week without being able to pee, get a hard on or swing to the left or right without some serious pain.

Z 01-09-2007 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bama (Post 11698197)
Pardon the pun......

You ain't giving us much to work with!

That's funny...he does look like he's two inches short of being a girl in that pic, doesn't he?

BigCashCrew 01-09-2007 05:01 PM

Was he trimming himself with some rusty scissors?

Adam_M 01-09-2007 05:01 PM

Taking everything in to account.....

I would say the buct tape around the mouse was to tight!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

CuriousToyBoy 01-09-2007 05:03 PM

Vasectomy ?

My left nut was that color for a week, but not the Johnson itself.

OR ...

A Prince Alfred gone wrong maybe ?

;-)

Dirty F 01-09-2007 05:05 PM

Without reading the rest of thread so i dont know if its mentioned already but that happened after sex. I dont know the english name but its just like the rest of your body where blood gets under your skin after you bumped into something for instance.

Or in your case not sex but you jerked too hard. Nothing to worry about. It will dissapear although it will take a while.

Edit: i mean your butt budy you took the pic off.

MikeHawk 01-09-2007 05:05 PM

Ew....:throwup

Harley Girl 01-09-2007 05:07 PM

um.... Z.....

was it really necessary to send that to me?

all i can say is ... ICK!

Z 01-09-2007 05:09 PM

Just for the record (and all the IMs I've gotten from friends)

That is NOT my dick

I'm both much closer trimmed and hung like Thor. :winkwink:

Rankings 01-09-2007 05:16 PM

Oo
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MorningWood Stefen 01-09-2007 05:16 PM

Damn that looks like it hurtzzz! OUCH:waaaaahh

Z 01-09-2007 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy (Post 11698291)
Vasectomy ?

My left nut was that color for a week, but not the Johnson itself.

OR ...

A Prince Alfred gone wrong maybe ?

;-)

Dude...I've got the Prince Albert gone wrong. Just ask me sometime why I pee forward and down simultaneously.

Honez 01-09-2007 05:37 PM

Did he try to get it "plumped" up surgically?

inabon 01-09-2007 05:39 PM

Circumsission That Hurts Like A Mf :)

CuriousToyBoy 01-09-2007 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z (Post 11698421)
Dude...I've got the Prince Albert gone wrong. Just ask me sometime why I pee forward and down simultaneously.

We have shared rooms before, remember ?

:winkwink:

aico 01-09-2007 05:41 PM

all that hair is cutting off the circulation to his cock?

Z 01-09-2007 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy (Post 11698573)
We have shared rooms before, remember ?

:winkwink:

Oh ya...you've heard the story about my unique ability to give two golden showers at once, haven't ya?

sicone 01-09-2007 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico (Post 11698579)
all that hair is cutting off the circulation to his cock?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Miguel T 01-09-2007 05:48 PM

Lack of sex? :p heheh

C_U_Next_Tuesday 01-09-2007 05:57 PM

poor little dick :1orglaugh

Pinacolada 01-09-2007 06:06 PM

Shit man I will puke

ViliTheKid 01-09-2007 06:07 PM

I dont want to look at that
that is ugly!

themachinelavene 01-09-2007 06:08 PM

penis pump injury?

silver 01-09-2007 06:09 PM

Im no Dr. but... it looks like a nasty Penis Pump accident.

stickyfingerz 01-09-2007 06:10 PM

Well obviously wasnt from any sort of shaving incident lol.....

Penthouse Tony 01-09-2007 06:13 PM

he wasn't wearing a cup right or something and got hit?

BV 01-09-2007 06:15 PM

maybe: http://www.fastsize.com/articles/bef...nlargement.php


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