Nope...still nobody nailed it.

I figured that with all you looks conscious types, this would've happened to one of you?

he tried to bleach it?

self tanner? lotion hair remover? women's plumping lipgloss?

Let me think............................Alchohol?????

I have to say I'm stumped. Duct tape incident from taping it to his leg for some reason?

A hernia maybe?

circumcision --- is my guess

and it looked like it fucking hurt:Oh crap

this game is fun and there aren't even any prizes

Penis pump !!!!!!

tell us already, damnit. I'm sick of having to reload this page and look at the little dick over n over.

Piercing... He tried a Prince Albert and something happened.

Or maybe his dick just died

he broke his dick during sex, when it bent wrong

Ok ok electrolysis or dick waxing attempt.

Dick pump ftl

He got punched repeatedly by a large negroid because he ate the last donut.

penis enlarg surgery?

Hahahahhahaha :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Totally right!!!

Cock ring on to long?

Dog nipped at it when licking peanut butter off of it?

Im really curious as to what the fuck happened to him, so i can make sure NEVER to do it.

penis enlargement?

Tried to fuck a bear trap?

I'm going with:

He tried the vacuum cleaner and failed.

BTW - was it a Dyson?

extreme, constant jacking = abuse

tell him to stop playing good cop
bad cop to get his nut :1orglaugh

Looks like he got drilled in the abdomen with a blunt object. At least that is my guess from the bruise on his stomach.

get the man a razor

what are we looking at here?

his penis looks like a testicle to me.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I think we may have a winner !

Or at least THIS fucking close.

:thumbsup

What the hell you told that girl sucking your cock? :) Looks like she clenched her teeth really hard.

Somebody threw something at him.

Classic thread. haha. perhaps a Vasectomy?

liposuction?

:( :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Hmmmmmmm.

:upsidedow

or maybe lyposuction where they suck it out of your fat areas and pump it in your dick?

Hair removal cream?

stuck between zipper maybe

Let this be a serious warning to all of you guys who think that nip/tucking the last couple inches off your waist is a good idea.

This poor guy went in to get some six pack abs for the Central American summer and ignored the doctor telling him to get into bed for a couple days afterwards. He bled internally and all that blood settled in his pubis, dick and balls. It's been almost two weeks now and the poor bastard still can't piss without doing the "ouch ouch dance", get a hard on or have sex.

The doctor knows best and if you don't listen, your package pays the price. :thumbsup

beat it like it owes you money.