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Dagwolf 06-28-2006 06:02 PM

Lose up to 20 pounds in 2 weeks
 
Note: You should not stay on this diet for more than 14 days at a time.
Go HERE for more details

THE SCARSDALE MEDICAL 14-DAY DIET

Where no portion is indicated, you can eat as much as you like.
Eat until you are satisfied, not stuffed.

Between meals you can snack on carrots, celery, and low sodium vegetable broth

BREAKFAST EVERY DAY:
One half grapefruit -if not available,use fruits* in season
One slice of protein bread**, toasted, no spread added
Coffee /tea (no sugar, cream or milk, no honey)


MONDAY

Lunch:
Assorted cold cuts***
Tomatoes - sliced, broiled, or stewed
Coffee/Tea/Diet Soda/Water

Dinner:
Fish or shellfish, any kind
Combination salad, any greens and vegetables as you wish
One slice protein bread toasted
Grapefruit - if not available, use fruits in season
Coffee/Tea/Diet Soda/Water

TUESDAY

Lunch:
Fruit salad, any combination of fruits
[substitute lunch recommended - see bottom of page]
Coffee/Tea/Diet Soda/Water

Dinner:
Plenty of broiled, lean hamburger (see Meat & Poultry link for info)
Tomatoes, lettuce, celery, olives (limit 4), cucumbers
and/or Brussels Sprouts
Coffee/Tea/Diet Soda/Water

WEDNESDAY

Lunch:
Tuna fish or salmon salad (oil drained off)
with lemon and vinegar dressing
Grapefruit, or melon, or fruit in season
Coffee/Tea/Diet Soda/Water

Dinner:
Sliced roast lamb***, all visible fat removed
Salad of lettuce,tomatoes,cucumbers,celery
Coffee/Tea/Diet Soda/Water

*** Can be subsituted with fish, seafood, chicken or turkey, or veg protein

THURSDAY

Lunch:
Two eggs, any style (no fat used in cooking)
Low-fat cottage cheese
Zucchini, or string beans, or sliced/stewed tomatoes
One slice of protein bread, toasted
Coffee/Tea/Diet Soda/Water

Dinner:
Roast, broiled or barbequed chicken (skin and visible fat removed before eating)
Plenty of spinach, green peppers, string beans
Coffee/Tea/Diet Soda/Water

FRIDAY

Lunch:
Assorted cheese slices (preferably lowfat)
Spinach, all you want
One slice of protein bread, toasted
Coffee/Tea/Diet Soda/Water

Dinner:
Fish or shellfish
Combination salad (any fresh vegetables desired, raw or cooked)
One slice of protein bread, toasted
Coffee/Tea/Diet Soda/Water

SATURDAY

Lunch:
Fruit salad, any combination of fruits
[substitute lunch recommended]
Coffee/Tea/Diet Soda/Water

Dinner:
Roast turkey or chicken
Salad of tomatoes and lettuce
Grapefruit or fruit in season
Coffee/Tea/Diet Soda/Water

SUNDAY

Lunch:
Cold or hot turkey or chicken
Tomatoes, carrots, cooked cabbage, broccoli or cauliflower
Grapefruit, or fruit in season
Coffee/Tea/Diet Soda/Water

Dinner:
Plenty of broiled (grilled) steak, all visible fat removed before eating; any cut of steak you wish- sirloin, porterhouse, London broil, etc.
Salad of lettuce, cucumbers, celery, tomatoes (sliced or cooked)
Brussels Sprouts
Coffee/Tea/Diet Soda/Water


*allowed fruit substitutes
READ the FRUITS link on the left for more detailed info.

**protein bread substitutes
READ the PROTEIN BREAD link on the left for more info & list.

***cold cuts
your choice - lean meats, chicken, turkey
READ the MEAT & POULTRY link on the left for more info & list.

NOTES:
Cooking with herbs, seasonings, spices, grated onion, minced parsley is recommended.
Salt, Non-stick vegetable spray, cocktail sauce, ketchup, chili sauce & mustard are all permitted, but should be used within MODERATION.
Vegetables not permitted are corn, peas, potatoes, lentils and any beans, except green or waxed.
Where no portion is indicated, you can eat as much as you like.
Eat until you are satisfied, not stuffed.
Between meals you can snack on carrots, celery, and low sodium vegetable broth
Count your calories - they should be between 850 - 1000 a day.
SCARSDALE MEDICAL DIET- SUBSTITUTE LUNCH
If you wish, you may substitute the following lunch for any lunch, any day, on the Scarsdale Medical Diet.
One half cup low-fat pot cheese or cottage cheese,
mixed with One tablespoon of low-fat sour cream
Sliced fruit, all you want
6 halves of walnuts or pecans, whole or chopped, and mixed with the above or sprinkled over the fruit
Coffee/tea/no-sugar diet soda of any flavor
(Tip: puree the cottage cheese & sour cream to make a whipped topping, serve over mixed berries & top w/ chopped nuts for a "sundae")

SECOND WEEK OF SCARSDALE MEDICAL DIET
Repeat all menus of the first week. It's as simple as that. If after fourteen days, you still need to lose weight, switch to Keep-Trim Eating for two weeks, [before going back on the SMD.]

fetishblog 06-28-2006 06:04 PM

Sweet. Diet spam on GFY!#%

Dagwolf 06-28-2006 06:06 PM

I've lost over 25 pounds on this diet; I have more energy when I'm on it than when I'm not and the only time I get hungry is right before meals.

Funny thing for me to post considering my niche, huh? :D

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 06-28-2006 06:08 PM

great diet, but i would cut the coffee from it.

CamsLord 06-28-2006 06:09 PM

excercise is the only way

sltr 06-28-2006 06:11 PM

what is a good protein bread?

also, is that less than 40 grams of carbs per day?

Dagwolf 06-28-2006 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sltr
what is a good protein bread?

also, is that less than 40 grams of carbs per day?

I don't know what the carb count is. Atkins made me sick; I'm done with it.

I can't get a good protein bread around here, I substitute OroWeat 100% whole wheat bread.

WarChild 06-28-2006 06:15 PM

Losing more than 2-3 pounds per week is not only unhealthy, but more likely than not you'll gain the weight back anyway.

Why not do it the proper way? If it were easy to be in great shape, everyone would be. Stop looking for miracle answers when hard work is the only real way.

Dagwolf 06-28-2006 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamsLord
excercise is the only way

I don't like to exercise. I do like to ride my bike and swim, but I do it for fun, and not often enough to make it work.

Dagwolf 06-28-2006 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batts
great diet, but i would cut the coffee from it.

Coffee is optional. :thumbsup Caffeine does increase your metabolic rate a little, but as you can see, water is fine.

WarChild 06-28-2006 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf
I don't like to exercise. I do like to ride my bike and swim, but I do it for fun, and not often enough to make it work.

Exercise + healthy diet = weight loss. Fad diet = yoyo diet.

WarChild 06-28-2006 06:17 PM

Double post.

VicD 06-28-2006 06:30 PM

bullshit

Dagwolf 06-28-2006 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild
Exercise + healthy diet = weight loss. Fad diet = yoyo diet.

er, No exercise + poor diet = weight gain.

A little exercise + healthy diet= better than nothing.

fallenmuffin 06-28-2006 07:05 PM

I lost 40 lbs in 6 months by replacing a meal a day with a few smokes instead :). Kept it off for over 5 months now.

Dagwolf 06-28-2006 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin
I lost 40 lbs in 6 months by replacing a meal a day with a few smokes instead :). Kept it off for over 5 months now.

Recommended by doctors everywhere :Oh crap
heh

Cut down on the smokes and try this instead. It's good food.

fallenmuffin 06-28-2006 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf
Recommended by doctors everywhere :Oh crap
heh

Cut down on the smokes and try this instead. It's good food.

I never said it was healthy, lol. But it worked for me. I've been a smoker for awhile now, since i was 15. But I roll my own so those are somewhat "heathier" for you. :winkwink:

Pornwolf 06-28-2006 07:31 PM

25lbs in 2 weeks is not a good idea. It's like the definition of a yo yo diet.

CaptainHowdy 06-28-2006 07:33 PM

hhhhhhhmmmmmmmm!!

iWeb_Iya 06-28-2006 07:39 PM

Stay fit = exercise and eat in moderation:thumbsup

sharp 06-28-2006 07:41 PM

The best diet is to swallow a tapeworm. It works!!

c0ld 06-28-2006 07:41 PM

thanks,
could be handy (beer belly is almost their :D)

dissipate 06-28-2006 07:47 PM

That diet really isn't that healthy - that's too much calorie cutting. however having three 1/2 grapefruits per day, or 3 8oz glasses of 100% grapefruit juice has been shown to help weight loss. Researchers believe it's because the acidity of the juice slows digestion and helps you feel "full" longer (this months issue of mens health)

Bdiddy 06-28-2006 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by astar
The best diet is to swallow a tapeworm. It works!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

sharp 06-28-2006 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisje
thanks,
could be handy (beer belly is almost their :D)

you're welcome. :)

clickhappy 06-28-2006 07:53 PM

thanks for posting that diet, but youre not starving on it?
The breakfast is almost nothing and the lunch is so small.
Id think youd be starving for 10 hours a day and would get headaches from it.
Id be starving even after dinner on this.
Im hungry just thinking about how little you eat on it.

Dagwolf 06-28-2006 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickhappy
thanks for posting that diet, but youre not starving on it?
The breakfast is almost nothing and the lunch is so small.
Id think youd be starving for 10 hours a day and would get headaches from it.
Id be starving even after dinner on this.
Im hungry just thinking about how little you eat on it.

I'm a big fat guy.. about 100 lbs overweight when I started this diet, and I didn't get hungry.

Is grapefruit an appetite suppressant? I don't know. I do think protein is more filling than high-carb foods.

I did pig out on canteloupe and honeydew once in a while. :D Good stuff... and a lot less fattening than ice cream.

I've lost 25 pounds so far, and I don't stress out if I cheat... I just go back to it the next day.

Pornwolf 06-28-2006 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by astar
The best diet is to swallow a tapeworm. It works!!

I disagree. Crack is unbeatable for weight loss and you get more energy than ever before while you are on the crack diet. :thumbsup

OG LennyT 06-28-2006 08:11 PM

I like all the 'diet' experts round here

thanks for the tip!

Dagwolf 06-28-2006 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dvd316
I like all the 'diet' experts round here

thanks for the tip!

You might be interested to know that the doctor who created the Scarsdale diet was murdered by a jealous ex-girlfriend.

chase 06-28-2006 09:26 PM

I've lost 22 pounds in, what, three months? I started out on the Body For Life program, but it's expensive food-wise, and I fell off the wagon when I did a stint living in hotels-hard to eat healthy when you can't cook.

So now I just use common sense with what I eat, drink 64 oz of Crystal Light a day, no soda, and I hit my treadmill for 20 minutes a day, unless my knee is getting tricky like it does every few weeks and then I take a day or two off. (I just bought the Turbo Jam DVDs and I'm excited about switching up my routine a bit and my god, have you seen the abs on those people, they are fabulous! I can just imagine how hot I'll look with a nice flat tummy and even though my ass will be smaller it will always be a round one, so that figure will be niiiiice to flaunt, lol.)

I bought a pair of Seven jeans and couldn't get them over my thighs when they arrived in the mail. Two months ago I could get them on, but they were too uncomfortable for more then an hour or two. I just wore them all day today without any problem, and I got lots of compliments on them. :)

sharp 06-29-2006 08:38 PM

or meth!


someone should ask Sleazy for advice, he's lost about a quarter of the weight he needs to.

pornguy 06-29-2006 08:41 PM

for some reason I see being on this diet very soon.

chase 06-29-2006 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by astar
or meth!


someone should ask Sleazy for advice, he's lost about a quarter of the weight he needs to.

you're following me, you stalker, lolol

czarina 06-29-2006 08:56 PM

Dagwolf:
Is this like a modified Atkins?
I tried Atkins twice and I gained weight instead of losing :(

MaddCaz 06-29-2006 08:56 PM

diet! NOOO!!!

fl_prn_str 06-29-2006 08:58 PM

dont eat.....easy diet

gleem 06-29-2006 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by astar
or meth!


someone should ask Sleazy for advice, he's lost about a quarter of the weight he needs to.


I actually managed to gain weight when I was doing meth back in my rave days.. go figure..

tical 06-29-2006 11:18 PM

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Doctor Dre 06-29-2006 11:27 PM

So many diets talks lately... are webmasters just starting in the last year that you get fat from not going out of home and sitting in front of the computer all day ?


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