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Babagirls 02-18-2001 08:47 PM

If I had a $1 Million bucks..
 
What would you do if you won a MILLION BUCKS?? Its one of the most asked questions, but what would you do?

I'd quit my job, buy a fuckin Jag and travel around the USA laughing at my family that said I'd always be a loser! LOL http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

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Dirtypainter 02-18-2001 08:53 PM

Babagirls, well first off I wouldn't quit. I would sit around and do nothing to make them fire me. This way I could collect the unemployment. why waste my million *L* next off I would buy a travel bus. it is hard to party on the road with a jag. but with a bus you can party hardy all day and night.

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Jamdin 02-18-2001 10:12 PM

If I had a million dollars...
1) Buy a house with two phone lines
2) Buy a new car
3) Buy a new computer
4) Buy actual domain names & set up sites on payhosting for a change
5) Buy a whole new wardrobe (there are some cool bard shirts I have my eyes on)
6) Get my right ear pierced (my left one already is) & buy some actual silver earrings
7) Buy office space & get Moongem Publications, Inc. set up right (I've always envisioned it as a publications company that puts out comics & roleplaying games for non-adults as well as adults)
8) Open up a Hastings book/video/music store in town (this place is sadly lacking in that department)
9) Find me a woman...

That's for starters http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

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xApster 02-18-2001 10:59 PM

You dont need a million bucks for that.. just work hard on porn and you should be able to reach that very easly.

Hot Tropical Babes 02-18-2001 11:05 PM

I would contact my BROKER http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

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Mikey 02-18-2001 11:09 PM

If I had a mill. I'd buy an island, install a T-1 and hire a bunch of local girls to work my websites.

sixfm 02-18-2001 11:21 PM

Hmmm, 1 mil doesn't go as far today as it used to. I'd put at least half of it in the bank then I'd get a new vehicle (A geo metro just doesn't cut it anymore). I'd pay off my house, get a garage put in and a nice brick fence and maybe an inground pool. I'd get my computer upgraded and maybe purchase a few arcade machines I've always wanted to have. That's about it (-:

Jamdin 02-18-2001 11:44 PM

I'm working my ass off & it don't seem to be helping at all...

Anton P 02-19-2001 12:37 AM

1 million in Bay area wont buy much.
Just to give you an idea:
you can probably buy a one bedroom apartment in where i live in SF for about 1 million

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Babagirls 02-19-2001 03:38 AM

you guys had some pretty good posts...I like the BUS, not JAG idea!!! I'd take everyone on this site with me on a PARTY-ON-THE-BUS tour ! LOL http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

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ace0r 02-19-2001 11:11 PM

lets see, after winning a mil, what is it like 40% off to taxes? so with the remaining 600,000, ill take half and stash it in the bank, and take the other half and wake up my e-trade account

tha_timinator 02-20-2001 01:15 AM

Since I also wanna join Babagirls in her partybus I'm posting a thread here too! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

1 million huh?

1. Help my Mom out of her financial problems and make sure she won't ever have to worry about that again.
2. Buy some cool appartment in the center of Amsterdam.
3. Buy two cars; one fat business car, one sportive speed car http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif
4. Buy a HUGE computer http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif
5. Buy a wardrobe full of Hugo Boss and Armani suits.
last but not least:
LIVE MY ASS OUT! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

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Babagirls 02-20-2001 01:21 AM

Timadotor..WOW!! That are some GREAT idea's!!! I'd probably do the EXACT same thing... http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif I especially love the idea of living in Amstradamn!! LOL http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

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Poizon 02-20-2001 01:25 PM

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy a damn brewery and turn the whole world into alcoholics" -Eminem-

Hell yeah!

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kemp 02-20-2001 01:34 PM

With a mil I would invest in PORN!

I'd set up a fast network, and a killer pps program. Hire the right people and do what I could to take over the porn world! Sure a mil won't instantly make me a player, but give it time and that mil will grow... http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

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AzteK 02-20-2001 01:39 PM

Open a place, Hire HOT girls and hoook up cams that the users has total control over and charge the shit out of them http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

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longhair 02-20-2001 01:40 PM

Anton, you ain't kidding bro. I'd buy a small house and a newspaper cuz that's all there would be left.

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Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-03-2006 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babagirls
What would you do if you won a MILLION BUCKS?? Its one of the most asked questions, but what would you do?

I'd quit my job, buy a fuckin Jag and travel around the USA laughing at my family that said I'd always be a loser! LOL http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

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Have it yet?

marketsmart 06-03-2006 04:16 AM

i would just piss it away like i already did the first 2 times....

polish_aristocrat 06-03-2006 04:16 AM

how do you find old threads if the search function doesnt show posts older than a year?

you must be really bored :error

sonofsam 06-03-2006 04:18 AM

invest it all

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-03-2006 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
how do you find old threads if the search function doesnt show posts older than a year?

you must be really bored :error

I am cool like that!

polle54 06-03-2006 04:20 AM

I would just invest $900k and put the rest at my disposal and I would thank god that I had some start capital

Tdog 06-03-2006 06:00 AM

I would buy a small gas station. $40k a months profits from a small station.

Sell it off in a few years for 2million. Double my money.

fitzmulti 06-03-2006 06:01 AM

Damn, the world was a whole completely different place when this thread was ACTUALLY started! Dayum! :321GFY :321GFY :321GFY :321GFY

sex69 06-03-2006 06:59 AM

Then... get down to work to make your million

DirtyProfits 06-03-2006 07:02 AM

I'd invest it and make 2 million out of that in less than 5 years, and 4 million within the next 2-3 years

MaddCaz 06-03-2006 07:03 AM

so who here has a mil?

Sinstar 06-03-2006 07:06 AM

If I had a million bucks, I'd invest it in all my crazy ideas and either retire with my $1,000 I kept for myself, or turn it into even more millions.

Zuss 06-03-2006 07:10 AM

I'd buy myself a cheap house in the woods with a recording studio in the basement. Then, I'd proceed to invest the rest of the money in different ventures ( I sure would buy some killer domains) and live off the revenue...

pussyluver 06-03-2006 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart
i would just piss it away like i already did the first 2 times....

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thumbsup :thumbsup Understand completely!

Surpirse no said they'd buy Epic. :1orglaugh

A touch of reality. $1 mil does not buy an island with all the stuff that goes with it.

You can't live high the rest of your life off of it. You could get by provided you managed it correctly and didn't get in trouble. Figure a 5-10% return on the average. You'll have better years for your portfolio of investments and then some bad ones.

Most small gas stations have a rough time. You're not gonna start with a $40K station and turn into $2mil. Not many places to find a $40k station to begin with.

Don't get me wrong, it would be a nice shot in the arm, even if you had to pay taxes on it. Assuming that youu did, that $1 mil could have just become ahalf.

xato 06-03-2006 08:16 AM

one mil doesnt get you nowhere.
well at least when talking about retirement.

Manowar 06-03-2006 08:38 AM

this thread is ancient

Borka 06-03-2006 10:05 AM

id buy an M3 !!!!!!!!!!!:)

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Methodcash Rick 06-03-2006 10:55 AM

If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you a monkey.

Haven't you always wanted a monkey?

Young 06-03-2006 11:02 AM

probaly blow it all on coke, whores and booze.





















kidding.



I'd invest every penny...probaly someone looking for VC

Nismo 06-03-2006 11:06 AM

Invest it all. Oh, and i'd probably buy some new socks, cause I need some new socks.

mrthumbs 06-03-2006 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babagirls
What would you do if you won a MILLION BUCKS?? Its one of the most asked questions, but what would you do?

I'd quit my job, buy a fuckin Jag and travel around the USA laughing at my family that said I'd always be a loser! LOL http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

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if you do that youll be broke within a year

mrthumbs 06-03-2006 11:13 AM

old thread


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