If I had a $1 Million bucks.. - GoFuckYourself.com

Babagirls · 02-18-2001, 08:47 PM

What would you do if you won a MILLION BUCKS?? Its one of the most asked questions, but what would you do?

I'd quit my job, buy a fuckin Jag and travel around the USA laughing at my family that said I'd always be a loser! LOL

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Dirtypainter · 02-18-2001, 08:53 PM

Babagirls, well first off I wouldn't quit. I would sit around and do nothing to make them fire me. This way I could collect the unemployment. why waste my million *L* next off I would buy a travel bus. it is hard to party on the road with a jag. but with a bus you can party hardy all day and night.

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Jamdin · 02-18-2001, 10:12 PM

If I had a million dollars...
1) Buy a house with two phone lines
2) Buy a new car
3) Buy a new computer
4) Buy actual domain names & set up sites on payhosting for a change
5) Buy a whole new wardrobe (there are some cool bard shirts I have my eyes on)
6) Get my right ear pierced (my left one already is) & buy some actual silver earrings
7) Buy office space & get Moongem Publications, Inc. set up right (I've always envisioned it as a publications company that puts out comics & roleplaying games for non-adults as well as adults)
8) Open up a Hastings book/video/music store in town (this place is sadly lacking in that department)
9) Find me a woman...

That's for starters

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xApster · 02-18-2001, 10:59 PM

You dont need a million bucks for that.. just work hard on porn and you should be able to reach that very easly.

Hot Tropical Babes · 02-18-2001, 11:05 PM

I would contact my BROKER

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Mikey · 02-18-2001, 11:09 PM

If I had a mill. I'd buy an island, install a T-1 and hire a bunch of local girls to work my websites.

sixfm · 02-18-2001, 11:21 PM

Hmmm, 1 mil doesn't go as far today as it used to. I'd put at least half of it in the bank then I'd get a new vehicle (A geo metro just doesn't cut it anymore). I'd pay off my house, get a garage put in and a nice brick fence and maybe an inground pool. I'd get my computer upgraded and maybe purchase a few arcade machines I've always wanted to have. That's about it (-:

Jamdin · 02-18-2001, 11:44 PM

I'm working my ass off & it don't seem to be helping at all...

Anton P · 02-19-2001, 12:37 AM

1 million in Bay area wont buy much.
Just to give you an idea:
you can probably buy a one bedroom apartment in where i live in SF for about 1 million

Anton P.
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Babagirls · 02-19-2001, 03:38 AM

you guys had some pretty good posts...I like the BUS, not JAG idea!!! I'd take everyone on this site with me on a PARTY-ON-THE-BUS tour ! LOL

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ace0r · 02-19-2001, 11:11 PM

lets see, after winning a mil, what is it like 40% off to taxes? so with the remaining 600,000, ill take half and stash it in the bank, and take the other half and wake up my e-trade account

tha_timinator · 02-20-2001, 01:15 AM

Since I also wanna join Babagirls in her partybus I'm posting a thread here too!

1 million huh?

1. Help my Mom out of her financial problems and make sure she won't ever have to worry about that again.
2. Buy some cool appartment in the center of Amsterdam.
3. Buy two cars; one fat business car, one sportive speed car

4. Buy a HUGE computer

5. Buy a wardrobe full of Hugo Boss and Armani suits.
last but not least:
LIVE MY ASS OUT!

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Babagirls · 02-20-2001, 01:21 AM

Timadotor..WOW!! That are some GREAT idea's!!! I'd probably do the EXACT same thing...

I especially love the idea of living in Amstradamn!! LOL

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Poizon · 02-20-2001, 01:25 PM

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy a damn brewery and turn the whole world into alcoholics" -Eminem-

Hell yeah!

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kemp · 02-20-2001, 01:34 PM

With a mil I would invest in PORN!

I'd set up a fast network, and a killer pps program. Hire the right people and do what I could to take over the porn world! Sure a mil won't instantly make me a player, but give it time and that mil will grow...

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AzteK · 02-20-2001, 01:39 PM

Open a place, Hire HOT girls and hoook up cams that the users has total control over and charge the shit out of them

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longhair · 02-20-2001, 01:40 PM

Anton, you ain't kidding bro. I'd buy a small house and a newspaper cuz that's all there would be left.

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Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-03-2006, 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babagirls

What would you do if you won a MILLION BUCKS?? Its one of the most asked questions, but what would you do?

I'd quit my job, buy a fuckin Jag and travel around the USA laughing at my family that said I'd always be a loser! LOL

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A wise man once said.."Wherever you go, there you are!"

Have it yet?

marketsmart · 06-03-2006, 04:16 AM

i would just piss it away like i already did the first 2 times....

polish_aristocrat · 06-03-2006, 04:16 AM

how do you find old threads if the search function doesnt show posts older than a year?

you must be really bored

sonofsam · 06-03-2006, 04:18 AM

invest it all

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-03-2006, 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

how do you find old threads if the search function doesnt show posts older than a year?

you must be really bored

I am cool like that!

polle54 · 06-03-2006, 04:20 AM

I would just invest $900k and put the rest at my disposal and I would thank god that I had some start capital

Tdog · 06-03-2006, 06:00 AM

I would buy a small gas station. $40k a months profits from a small station.

Sell it off in a few years for 2million. Double my money.

fitzmulti · 06-03-2006, 06:01 AM

Damn, the world was a whole completely different place when this thread was ACTUALLY started! Dayum!

sex69 · 06-03-2006, 06:59 AM

Then... get down to work to make your million

DirtyProfits · 06-03-2006, 07:02 AM

I'd invest it and make 2 million out of that in less than 5 years, and 4 million within the next 2-3 years

MaddCaz · 06-03-2006, 07:03 AM

so who here has a mil?

Sinstar · 06-03-2006, 07:06 AM

If I had a million bucks, I'd invest it in all my crazy ideas and either retire with my $1,000 I kept for myself, or turn it into even more millions.

Zuss · 06-03-2006, 07:10 AM

I'd buy myself a cheap house in the woods with a recording studio in the basement. Then, I'd proceed to invest the rest of the money in different ventures ( I sure would buy some killer domains) and live off the revenue...

pussyluver · 06-03-2006, 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

i would just piss it away like i already did the first 2 times....

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thumbsup

Understand completely!

Surpirse no said they'd buy Epic.

A touch of reality. $1 mil does not buy an island with all the stuff that goes with it.

You can't live high the rest of your life off of it. You could get by provided you managed it correctly and didn't get in trouble. Figure a 5-10% return on the average. You'll have better years for your portfolio of investments and then some bad ones.

Most small gas stations have a rough time. You're not gonna start with a $40K station and turn into $2mil. Not many places to find a $40k station to begin with.

Don't get me wrong, it would be a nice shot in the arm, even if you had to pay taxes on it. Assuming that youu did, that $1 mil could have just become ahalf.

xato · 06-03-2006, 08:16 AM

one mil doesnt get you nowhere.
well at least when talking about retirement.

Manowar · 06-03-2006, 08:38 AM

this thread is ancient

06-03-2006, 10:05 AM

id buy an M3 !!!!!!!!!!!

stickyfingerz · 06-03-2006, 10:12 AM

This is old, but wth.

"Two chicks at one time"

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Methodcash Rick · 06-03-2006, 10:55 AM

If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you a monkey.

Haven't you always wanted a monkey?

Young · 06-03-2006, 11:02 AM

probaly blow it all on coke, whores and booze.

kidding.

I'd invest every penny...probaly someone looking for VC

Nismo · 06-03-2006, 11:06 AM

Invest it all. Oh, and i'd probably buy some new socks, cause I need some new socks.

mrthumbs · 06-03-2006, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babagirls

What would you do if you won a MILLION BUCKS?? Its one of the most asked questions, but what would you do?

I'd quit my job, buy a fuckin Jag and travel around the USA laughing at my family that said I'd always be a loser! LOL

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A wise man once said.."Wherever you go, there you are!"

if you do that youll be broke within a year

mrthumbs · 06-03-2006, 11:13 AM

old thread

TheJimmy · 06-03-2006, 11:37 AM

reinvest about 90% of it...that was easy

madawgz · 06-03-2006, 12:40 PM

whoa, wat the fuck is wrong with this thread....

checkout the first 10 posts, for sigs its --------

wtf

candyflip · 06-03-2006, 12:42 PM

I'd buy you a fur coat, but not a real fur coat...that's cruel.

inthecrack · 06-03-2006, 12:50 PM

1 million buys you an average house. Better question.... what would you do if you had a billion dollars?

woj · 06-03-2006, 12:55 PM

invest it, and then live off the income it produces

DatingGold · 06-03-2006, 01:04 PM

Trust me once you have $1+ million just sitting in the bank. You won't quit your job and just retire or anything like that.

Drake · 06-03-2006, 02:05 PM

I'd try to turn it into more

CarlyMoore · 06-03-2006, 02:14 PM

I would spend some of it on a house and 2 new cars, a new boat... After that, I would invest the rest. I would be an entrepreneur of my name. :-)

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-03-2006, 02:21 PM

The whole point in calling this thread from the dead was to see if the person who started it has made that yet!

Webby · 06-03-2006, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babagirls

What would you do if you won a MILLION BUCKS?? Its one of the most asked questions, but what would you do?

I'd quit my job, buy a fuckin Jag and travel around the USA laughing at my family that said I'd always be a loser! LOL

A million dollars is something a lot of people have - it's very common. In other currencies it's eg 774K Euros or only 531K UK Pounds.

Unless you just got unleashed with money and go raving mad spending it and trying to impress people - it would not change your lifestyle much. Hell.. I got more than that and holding a far more on behalf of other people - and it has little bearing on my lifestyle.

People matter far more than any money - but it can take a while to learn this

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Dirtypainter Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Boondocks, Iowa Posts: 425	Babagirls, well first off I wouldn't quit. I would sit around and do nothing to make them fire me. This way I could collect the unemployment. why waste my million L next off I would buy a travel bus. it is hard to party on the road with a jag. but with a bus you can party hardy all day and night. ------------------ Thumper The Amatuer next door!

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Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	If I had a million dollars... 1) Buy a house with two phone lines 2) Buy a new car 3) Buy a new computer 4) Buy actual domain names & set up sites on payhosting for a change 5) Buy a whole new wardrobe (there are some cool bard shirts I have my eyes on) 6) Get my right ear pierced (my left one already is) & buy some actual silver earrings 7) Buy office space & get Moongem Publications, Inc. set up right (I've always envisioned it as a publications company that puts out comics & roleplaying games for non-adults as well as adults) 8) Open up a Hastings book/video/music store in town (this place is sadly lacking in that department) 9) Find me a woman... That's for starters ------------------ Moongem Erotica Moongem Fiction

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xApster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 1,188	You dont need a million bucks for that.. just work hard on porn and you should be able to reach that very easly.

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Mikey Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 665	If I had a mill. I'd buy an island, install a T-1 and hire a bunch of local girls to work my websites.

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sixfm Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: State of Confusion Posts: 139	Hmmm, 1 mil doesn't go as far today as it used to. I'd put at least half of it in the bank then I'd get a new vehicle (A geo metro just doesn't cut it anymore). I'd pay off my house, get a garage put in and a nice brick fence and maybe an inground pool. I'd get my computer upgraded and maybe purchase a few arcade machines I've always wanted to have. That's about it (-:

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Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	I'm working my ass off & it don't seem to be helping at all...

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Anton P Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 10	1 million in Bay area wont buy much. Just to give you an idea: you can probably buy a one bedroom apartment in where i live in SF for about 1 million Anton P. clicksrus.com

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Babagirls Text Writer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 18,812	you guys had some pretty good posts...I like the BUS, not JAG idea!!! I'd take everyone on this site with me on a PARTY-ON-THE-BUS tour ! LOL ------------------ A wise man once said.."Wherever you go, there you are!"

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ace0r Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Calabasa, CA & Chicago, IL Posts: 1,410	lets see, after winning a mil, what is it like 40% off to taxes? so with the remaining 600,000, ill take half and stash it in the bank, and take the other half and wake up my e-trade account

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tha_timinator Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Amsterdam, the Netherlands Posts: 590	Since I also wanna join Babagirls in her partybus I'm posting a thread here too! 1 million huh? 1. Help my Mom out of her financial problems and make sure she won't ever have to worry about that again. 2. Buy some cool appartment in the center of Amsterdam. 3. Buy two cars; one fat business car, one sportive speed car 4. Buy a HUGE computer 5. Buy a wardrobe full of Hugo Boss and Armani suits. last but not least: LIVE MY ASS OUT! ------------------ ThaTiminator e-mail [email protected] ICQ 29354876 IEP hosting http://www.thedaily3.com/ http://www.mynudebabes.com

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Babagirls Text Writer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 18,812	Timadotor..WOW!! That are some GREAT idea's!!! I'd probably do the EXACT same thing... I especially love the idea of living in Amstradamn!! LOL ------------------ A wise man once said.."Wherever you go, there you are!"

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kemp Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Utopia Posts: 392	With a mil I would invest in PORN! I'd set up a fast network, and a killer pps program. Hire the right people and do what I could to take over the porn world! Sure a mil won't instantly make me a player, but give it time and that mil will grow... ------------------ Get some traffic - Hardcore Free Sex Starved Lesi TGP

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Tdog Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,707	I would buy a small gas station. $40k a months profits from a small station. Sell it off in a few years for 2million. Double my money.

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Sinstar Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,206	If I had a million bucks, I'd invest it in all my crazy ideas and either retire with my $1,000 I kept for myself, or turn it into even more millions.

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Zuss Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,187	I'd buy myself a cheap house in the woods with a recording studio in the basement. Then, I'd proceed to invest the rest of the money in different ventures ( I sure would buy some killer domains) and live off the revenue... __________________ I like cookies.

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xato Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 1,205	one mil doesnt get you nowhere. well at least when talking about retirement.

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