What would happen if Al Qaeda detonated a 5 megaton nuke in Los Angeles?
 

Would the entire USA stop functioning or what? Would the stock market collapse and all the banks shut down?

the world would end as we know it

I might have to start using European sponsors.

TV would suck for like, three weeks.

I think America would just curl up and give up. There are no more countries left to invade and retaliate against without major consequences. Al Qaeda would probably have used a stolen Soviet nuke, and US can hardly nuke Russia in reltaliation.

America isn't the whole world.

LA?! Good riddance.

TV might actuallly get better ! :glugglug

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,292108,00.jpg

Jack Bauer has LA covered. No motherfucker blowing up LA.

Well there would be a lot less morons on our freeway system. Most of the people in LA are assholes anyway so no real loss there.

As for the fallout, I guess that part would suck. Most of us would die instantly so there isn't a whole lot we can do, 'cept die.

The US stays the same...cos Bush lives in Texas or in Washington... Kerry????

but...

:ak47:

Terminator Arnie won't be back....
:Graucho

Martial law followed by international political turmoil, accelerated military activity around the world, shortly followed by increased arab revolutionary action leading to civil war in the middle east, assault on Israel followed by nuclear attach by Israel followed by global warming, massive flooding of New York, Boston , Florida, California, Bangladesh triggering massive exodus resulting in migration patterns that would make The Mongols and The Huns seem like boyscout tours :2 cents:

I live in LA, the world would end as we know it . . . . and the rest of you could not survive without us

Yes, we would all die from Cheap Grape Withdrawal Syndrome

it would go boom.

Sure we could.

Tell me why Australia couldn't survive without the U.S.A.?

Thank god Jack's here

what would you watch on tv? BBC crap?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Americans are funny.

If we're going out.. we're taking everyone else with us. :ak47:

http://www.dalitstan.org/journal/images/nuclear1.jpg

You don't really think America makes decent television, do you?

:1orglaugh

I think I'll survive somehow without Friends and Everybody Loves Raymond.

:1orglaugh

What about Oz, and the Sopranos?

Nope. Sorry. :1orglaugh

Hey, I gotta ask you, are you black or white?

yes . . . . . are you a racist?

No, I'm just keen to know whether you're a black man or a white man.

yes I am, how did you guess?

Okay, so I guess you're going to play games instead of answering the question.

Fair enough.

how about you tell me what you think I am, and why . . . and I will tell you if you are right.

Sorry, I only have the theoretical results from 4 and 6 megaton nuclear explosions.

I seem to remember you being a black man, but I'm not 100% sure.

Why? Because if you are black I find you views on other minorities interesting.

If you're a white man then I couldn't care less.

what a discuission lol

but some facts are for sure that millions of people will die
not only from the bomb
stocks markets will blow
Hundreds of billions of dollars will be blown away
people all over the world would suffer
3rd world countries would be hit hardest as they are dependent on the big boys
and the list goes on

my views on other minorities? what views on minorities have I EVER expressed here or anywhere else for that matter?

I was a lot younger then

Homosexuals.

I expressed views on homosexuals? and they are a minority?

Yes, you said they shouldn't be entitled to get married and yes, homosexuals are a minority.

all the mexicans fleeing LA would look simalar to wilde beats crossing a river in the serenghetti planes lol
j/k
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It would be no big loss if LA were to suddenly vanish. Only people in LA think that LA is important, it really isn't.

I have stated that under the current laws they should not be allowed to get married . . . but that is because it is against the law in my state.

If the laws are changed, then I could care less.

However, I don't see how that is stating my opinion of homosexuals.