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baddog 03-14-2004 04:50 AM

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Originally posted by DukeSkywalker
all the mexicans fleeing LA would look simalar to wilde beats crossing a river in the serenghetti planes lol
j/k
ds

damn, pick up a dictionary sometime dude :1orglaugh

slackologist 03-14-2004 04:51 AM

lots of people would die, israel would collectively shit it's pants.

Firehorse 03-14-2004 04:58 AM

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Originally posted by baddog
the world would end as we know it
Without you and LA our world would be empty! :(

Joe Citizen 03-14-2004 05:00 AM

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Originally posted by baddog


I have stated that under the current laws they should not be allowed to get married . . . but that is because it is against the law in my state.

If the laws are changed, then I could care less.

However, I don't see how that is stating my opinion of homosexuals.

You have expressed a distaste for homosexuality and homosexuals in general in past threads. I have been here long enough to know that. This isn't my first GFY nick.

I'm always amused by minorities who are prejudiced against other minorities.

Of course, if you are a white man this doesn't apply to you.

OldJeff 03-14-2004 05:01 AM

First off, the only 5 mega ton nukes in existense are ICBM that would have to be launched from somewhere. they are the Soviet Sapwood, and the US Atlas.

25-30 meters long and 250,000 lbs - no one is smuggling one anywhere :)

That being said, the country the launch came from would cease to exist, the only possible answer would be 100% nuclear retaliation.


The most damage that could be done by a suitcase nuke would be a little more than the damage done on Sept 11, the real damage would be the panic about a nuke being detonated on our soil. people would be hoarding duct tape and building bomb shelters.

Rorschach 03-14-2004 05:07 AM

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/vegas...g/P1010005.jpg

DarkJedi 03-14-2004 05:52 AM

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Originally posted by OldJeff
First off, the only 5 mega ton nukes in existense are ICBM that would have to be launched from somewhere.

Wrong.
A 5 megaton device could be carriend in a backpack.

ICBMs exist only for that reason = to deliver nukes over great distances.

Nicky 03-14-2004 05:55 AM

my dedicated server would get destroyed.......please dont detonate the nuke before ive swithce hosts Al Qaeda!!

seriousley, I think it would be a disaster

DarkJedi 03-14-2004 06:00 AM

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Originally posted by Nicky
seriousley, I think it would be a disaster

you think ?

Paul Waters 03-14-2004 06:01 AM

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Originally posted by Sappy
TV would suck for like, three weeks.
I would think it would get better....a lot better.:2 cents:

Maru 03-14-2004 06:02 AM

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Originally posted by Rorschach
http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/vegas...g/P1010005.jpg
The pic where he's carrying Angeleyes is very nice too.

born4porn 03-14-2004 06:03 AM

that scenario would be a total mindfuck! :glugglug

runaway 03-14-2004 07:35 AM

HAHAHA Jack! :BangBang:

Alex Xe 03-14-2004 07:46 AM

When it is happen, we see.

12clicks 03-14-2004 07:58 AM

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Originally posted by FACE
What would happen if Al Qaeda detonated a 5 megaton nuke in Los Angeles?
mrs. fiction would blame it on "christians"

baddog 03-14-2004 08:33 AM

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Originally posted by Firehorse


Without you and LA our world would be empty! :(

Thanks Dak :thumbsup

baddog 03-14-2004 08:36 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Citizen


You have expressed a distaste for homosexuality and homosexuals in general in past threads. I have been here long enough to know that. This isn't my first GFY nick.

I'm always amused by minorities who are prejudiced against other minorities.

Of course, if you are a white man this doesn't apply to you.

You are a funny guy. While homosexuality is definitely not my thing I highly doubt you can find a thread anywhere that said I had something against homosexuals as people.

BTW, as a man, doesn't that automatically make me a minority?

Herb Kornfield 03-14-2004 08:36 AM

it would be a drag to see anyone get nuked....

baddog 03-14-2004 08:38 AM

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Originally posted by Rorschach
http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/vegas...g/P1010005.jpg
you think maybe Joe Citizen has me confused with someone else?

CDSmith 03-14-2004 08:40 AM

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Originally posted by baddog
you think maybe Joe Citizen has me confused with someone else?
I think Joe's got a crush on you and wants to find out if you're 'into it'

baddog 03-14-2004 08:43 AM

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Originally posted by Maru


The pic where he's carrying Angeleyes is very nice too.

pretty women have a tendency to make me look better :thumbsup


Well Joe, now that the secret is out (you can see I am as black as the Ace of Spades), I don't have anything against homosexuals . . . but I do have a great dislike for dumbasses.

So, if you are gay, and think I don't like you because you are gay, that's not it.

dav555add 03-14-2004 08:44 AM

World War III would start as the US population would want to get revenge against Islam.
It would be a religious war.
Riots in Europe as Muslims there would rise up and want to take it over.
All Arab countries attack Israel.
Israel nukes all Arab countries.
Major deportation and extermination of Muslims in Europe (They are good at it, ie: Jews, Yougaslavia, Milosevic,...)
USA taken over by Christian fundamentalists.
Porn is forbidden.
Everybody who survives and do not want to live under Pat Robertson as President run to South America and Oceania.
Major disruption of the global economic system.
China implodes as its #1 trading partner is not buying anymore.
Africa goes even further down the drain.

No, that is not a pretty picture.

By the way; just about the same thing would happen if al qaeda attacked the Vatican and killed the Pope and a few thousands Christians.

CDSmith 03-14-2004 08:45 AM

You two should get together for a drink and see what happens.

baddog 03-14-2004 08:45 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
I think Joe's got a crush on you and wants to find out if you're 'into it'
Yeah, I had a tough time sleeping last night . . . tossing and turning . . . .with that uncomfortable feeling myself.

Not that I wasn't flattered . . . it just isn't my thing, and I wasn't sure how to tell him.

blindman 03-14-2004 08:45 AM

in 2010 ther will be small bombs rolling through nearly every majo city in the us

baddog 03-14-2004 08:47 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
You two should get together for a drink and see what happens.
I don't drink that much

baddog 03-14-2004 08:47 AM

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Originally posted by blindman
in 2010 ther will be small bombs rolling through nearly every majo city in the us
the mojo cities? Like New Orleans and Nashville?

baddog 03-14-2004 08:49 AM

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Originally posted by Herb Kornfield
it would be a drag to see anyone get nuked....
I am beginning to think it would not be that much of a drag to see Joe Citizen get nuked

KRL 03-14-2004 08:52 AM

You'd have a lot of folks looking like what we did to the people of Nagasaki and Hiroshima. The aftermath of being nuked is not a pretty picture.

http://www.notfrisco2.com/webzine/Jo...tim0-thumb.gif

http://www.pcf.city.hiroshima.jp/vir...3_e/img/30.jpg

http://www.media-underground.net/images/hiroshima4.jpg

http://www.svenbugarski.de/travel/As...useumOpfer.jpg

http://gawain.membrane.com/hew/Japan/Victim2.jpg

CDSmith 03-14-2004 08:52 AM

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Originally posted by baddog
I am beginning to think it would not be that much of a drag to see Joe Citizen get nuked
Everybody loves Aussies. Not likely they'll be nuked anytime soon.


That's why joe suxprick moved there, to hide amongst the likeables.

baddog 03-14-2004 08:54 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Everybody loves Aussies. Not likely they'll be nuked anytime soon.


That's why joe suxprick moved there, to hide amongst the likeables.

oh, I did not mean to nuke Aus, just him

iroc409 03-14-2004 09:00 AM

just for reference, "little boy" dropped on hiroshima was roughly 13 kilotons.

a 5 megaton bomb is roughly the destructive force of 5000000 tons of TNT, or 385 hiroshima bombs (little boy).

i am curious how that would be carried in a backpack.

CDSmith 03-14-2004 09:01 AM

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Originally posted by baddog
oh, I did not mean to nuke Aus, just him
Hmm, you mean like a 'personal nuke' sort of gadget? Yeah, YEAH I could see that. It would be like a .00000005 megaton little peewee warhead. You could hide it in the tip of a pen and slide it into his poindexter pocket protector.




Maybe you should have that drink with him after all. :Graucho

CDSmith 03-14-2004 09:04 AM

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Originally posted by iroc409
just for reference, "little boy" dropped on hiroshima was roughly 13 kilotons.

a 5 megaton bomb is roughly the destructive force of 5000000 tons of TNT, or 385 hiroshima bombs (little boy).

i am curious how that would be carried in a backpack.

The size to weight to destructive power in nukes has come a long way since then.

baddog 03-14-2004 09:07 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Hmm, you mean like a 'personal nuke' sort of gadget? Yeah, YEAH I could see that. It would be like a .00000005 megaton little peewee warhead. You could hide it in the tip of a pen and slide it into his poindexter pocket protector.




Maybe you should have that drink with him after all. :Graucho

was thinking more about sliding it up his ass instead

iroc409 03-14-2004 09:12 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
The size to weight to destructive power in nukes has come a long way since then.
i realize that, but i still doubt something that size would fit in a backpack. perhaps a 13 kiloton would.

i also realize that a terrorist organization would not install guidance controls, or anything like that either. but i still have my doubts.

69pornlinks 03-14-2004 10:06 AM

2 words:

martial law

directfiesta 03-14-2004 10:24 AM

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Originally posted by baddog


was thinking more about sliding it up his ass instead

OMG, you ARE gay .... lol

tony286 03-14-2004 11:03 AM

It would open up lots of opportunities in adult .

HeadPimp 03-14-2004 11:19 AM

Well, since 50% of Americanas are obese, combined with the large Latino presence in Cali. I would guess that everyone downwind would have to deal with the smell of a really greasy Mexican resturant for quite a while to come...

And yes, that is neither politically correct, nor ethnically sensitive, but who gives a fuck?


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