What would happen if Al Qaeda detonated a 5 megaton nuke in Los Angeles? - GoFuckYourself.com

FACE · 03-14-2004, 03:46 AM

Would the entire USA stop functioning or what? Would the stock market collapse and all the banks shut down?

baddog · 03-14-2004, 03:47 AM

the world would end as we know it

Rorschach · 03-14-2004, 03:48 AM

I might have to start using European sponsors.

Sappy · 03-14-2004, 03:49 AM

TV would suck for like, three weeks.

DarkJedi · 03-14-2004, 03:50 AM

I think America would just curl up and give up. There are no more countries left to invade and retaliate against without major consequences. Al Qaeda would probably have used a stolen Soviet nuke, and US can hardly nuke Russia in reltaliation.

Joe Citizen · 03-14-2004, 03:51 AM

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Originally posted by baddog
the world would end as we know it

America isn't the whole world.

Mazer Rackus · 03-14-2004, 03:52 AM

LA?! Good riddance.

juicybucks · 03-14-2004, 03:53 AM

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Originally posted by Sappy
TV would suck for like, three weeks.

TV might actuallly get better !

Dveron · 03-14-2004, 03:53 AM

Jack Bauer has LA covered. No motherfucker blowing up LA.

RedShoe · 03-14-2004, 03:56 AM

Well there would be a lot less morons on our freeway system. Most of the people in LA are assholes anyway so no real loss there.

As for the fallout, I guess that part would suck. Most of us would die instantly so there isn't a whole lot we can do, 'cept die.

boris77 · 03-14-2004, 04:00 AM

The US stays the same...cos Bush lives in Texas or in Washington... Kerry????

but...

Terminator Arnie won't be back....

Ironhorse · 03-14-2004, 04:01 AM

Martial law followed by international political turmoil, accelerated military activity around the world, shortly followed by increased arab revolutionary action leading to civil war in the middle east, assault on Israel followed by nuclear attach by Israel followed by global warming, massive flooding of New York, Boston , Florida, California, Bangladesh triggering massive exodus resulting in migration patterns that would make The Mongols and The Huns seem like boyscout tours

baddog · 03-14-2004, 04:03 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Citizen

America isn't the whole world.

I live in LA, the world would end as we know it . . . . and the rest of you could not survive without us

Ironhorse · 03-14-2004, 04:06 AM

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Originally posted by baddog

I live in LA, the world would end as we know it . . . . and the rest of you could not survive without us

Yes, we would all die from Cheap Grape Withdrawal Syndrome

StuartD · 03-14-2004, 04:09 AM

it would go boom.

Joe Citizen · 03-14-2004, 04:11 AM

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Originally posted by baddog

I live in LA, the world would end as we know it . . . . and the rest of you could not survive without us

Sure we could.

Tell me why Australia couldn't survive without the U.S.A.?

hova · 03-14-2004, 04:12 AM

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Originally posted by Dveron

Jack Bauer has LA covered. No motherfucker blowing up LA.

Thank god Jack's here

baddog · 03-14-2004, 04:13 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Citizen

Sure we could.

Tell me why Australia couldn't survive without the U.S.A.?

what would you watch on tv? BBC crap?

Rorschach · 03-14-2004, 04:13 AM

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Originally posted by baddog

I live in LA, the world would end as we know it . . . . and the rest of you could not survive without us

Americans are funny.

Brujah · 03-14-2004, 04:16 AM

If we're going out.. we're taking everyone else with us.

Joe Citizen · 03-14-2004, 04:19 AM

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Originally posted by baddog

what would you watch on tv? BBC crap?

You don't really think America makes decent television, do you?

I think I'll survive somehow without Friends and Everybody Loves Raymond.

baddog · 03-14-2004, 04:21 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Citizen

You don't really think America makes decent television, do you?

I think I'll survive somehow without Friends and Everybody Loves Raymond.

What about Oz, and the Sopranos?

Joe Citizen · 03-14-2004, 04:24 AM

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Originally posted by baddog

What about Oz, and the Sopranos?

Nope. Sorry.

Hey, I gotta ask you, are you black or white?

baddog · 03-14-2004, 04:25 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Citizen

Hey, I gotta ask you, are you black or white?

yes . . . . . are you a racist?

Joe Citizen · 03-14-2004, 04:27 AM

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Originally posted by baddog

yes . . . . . are you a racist?

No, I'm just keen to know whether you're a black man or a white man.

baddog · 03-14-2004, 04:28 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Citizen

No, I'm just keen to know whether you're a black man or a white man.

yes I am, how did you guess?

Joe Citizen · 03-14-2004, 04:30 AM

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Originally posted by baddog

yes I am, how did you guess?

Okay, so I guess you're going to play games instead of answering the question.

Fair enough.

baddog · 03-14-2004, 04:32 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Citizen

Okay, so I guess you're going to play games instead of answering the question.

Fair enough.

how about you tell me what you think I am, and why . . . and I will tell you if you are right.

fuzebox · 03-14-2004, 04:34 AM

Sorry, I only have the theoretical results from 4 and 6 megaton nuclear explosions.

Joe Citizen · 03-14-2004, 04:34 AM

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Originally posted by baddog

how about you tell me what you think I am, and why . . . and I will tell you if you are right.

I seem to remember you being a black man, but I'm not 100% sure.

Why? Because if you are black I find you views on other minorities interesting.

If you're a white man then I couldn't care less.

Trax · 03-14-2004, 04:35 AM

what a discuission lol

but some facts are for sure that millions of people will die
not only from the bomb
stocks markets will blow
Hundreds of billions of dollars will be blown away
people all over the world would suffer
3rd world countries would be hit hardest as they are dependent on the big boys
and the list goes on

Brujah · 03-14-2004, 04:36 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Citizen

I seem to remember you being a black man, but I'm not 100% sure.

baddog · 03-14-2004, 04:37 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Citizen

I seem to remember you being a black man, but I'm not 100% sure.

Why? Because if you are black I find you views on other minorities interesting.

If you're a white man then I couldn't care less.

my views on other minorities? what views on minorities have I EVER expressed here or anywhere else for that matter?

baddog · 03-14-2004, 04:39 AM

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Originally posted by Brujah

I was a lot younger then

Joe Citizen · 03-14-2004, 04:40 AM

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Originally posted by baddog

my views on other minorities? what views on minorities have I EVER expressed here or anywhere else for that matter?

Homosexuals.

baddog · 03-14-2004, 04:42 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Citizen

Homosexuals.

I expressed views on homosexuals? and they are a minority?

Joe Citizen · 03-14-2004, 04:45 AM

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Originally posted by baddog

I expressed views on homosexuals? and they are a minority?

Yes, you said they shouldn't be entitled to get married and yes, homosexuals are a minority.

Major (Tom) · 03-14-2004, 04:46 AM

all the mexicans fleeing LA would look simalar to wilde beats crossing a river in the serenghetti planes lol
j/k
ds

twistyneck · 03-14-2004, 04:48 AM

It would be no big loss if LA were to suddenly vanish. Only people in LA think that LA is important, it really isn't.

baddog · 03-14-2004, 04:49 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Citizen

Yes, you said they shouldn't be entitled to get married and yes, homosexuals are a minority.

I have stated that under the current laws they should not be allowed to get married . . . but that is because it is against the law in my state.

If the laws are changed, then I could care less.

However, I don't see how that is stating my opinion of homosexuals.

baddog · 03-14-2004, 04:50 AM

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Originally posted by DukeSkywalker
all the mexicans fleeing LA would look simalar to wilde beats crossing a river in the serenghetti planes lol
j/k
ds

damn, pick up a dictionary sometime dude

slackologist · 03-14-2004, 04:51 AM

lots of people would die, israel would collectively shit it's pants.

Firehorse · 03-14-2004, 04:58 AM

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Originally posted by baddog
the world would end as we know it

Without you and LA our world would be empty!

Joe Citizen · 03-14-2004, 05:00 AM

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Originally posted by baddog

I have stated that under the current laws they should not be allowed to get married . . . but that is because it is against the law in my state.

If the laws are changed, then I could care less.

However, I don't see how that is stating my opinion of homosexuals.

You have expressed a distaste for homosexuality and homosexuals in general in past threads. I have been here long enough to know that. This isn't my first GFY nick.

I'm always amused by minorities who are prejudiced against other minorities.

Of course, if you are a white man this doesn't apply to you.

OldJeff · 03-14-2004, 05:01 AM

First off, the only 5 mega ton nukes in existense are ICBM that would have to be launched from somewhere. they are the Soviet Sapwood, and the US Atlas.

25-30 meters long and 250,000 lbs - no one is smuggling one anywhere

That being said, the country the launch came from would cease to exist, the only possible answer would be 100% nuclear retaliation.

The most damage that could be done by a suitcase nuke would be a little more than the damage done on Sept 11, the real damage would be the panic about a nuke being detonated on our soil. people would be hoarding duct tape and building bomb shelters.

Rorschach · 03-14-2004, 05:07 AM

DarkJedi · 03-14-2004, 05:52 AM

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Originally posted by OldJeff
First off, the only 5 mega ton nukes in existense are ICBM that would have to be launched from somewhere.

Wrong.
A 5 megaton device could be carriend in a backpack.

ICBMs exist only for that reason = to deliver nukes over great distances.

Nicky · 03-14-2004, 05:55 AM

my dedicated server would get destroyed.......please dont detonate the nuke before ive swithce hosts Al Qaeda!!

seriousley, I think it would be a disaster

DarkJedi · 03-14-2004, 06:00 AM

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Originally posted by Nicky
seriousley, I think it would be a disaster

you think ?

Paul Waters · 03-14-2004, 06:01 AM

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Originally posted by Sappy
TV would suck for like, three weeks.

I would think it would get better....a lot better.

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	the world would end as we know it

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DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	I think America would just curl up and give up. There are no more countries left to invade and retaliate against without major consequences. Al Qaeda would probably have used a stolen Soviet nuke, and US can hardly nuke Russia in reltaliation.

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Mazer Rackus So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 333	LA?! Good riddance.

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boris77 Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 546	The US stays the same...cos Bush lives in Texas or in Washington... Kerry???? but... Terminator Arnie won't be back....

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fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,119	Sorry, I only have the theoretical results from 4 and 6 megaton nuclear explosions.

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Trax [----------------------] Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 14,486	what a discuission lol but some facts are for sure that millions of people will die not only from the bomb stocks markets will blow Hundreds of billions of dollars will be blown away people all over the world would suffer 3rd world countries would be hit hardest as they are dependent on the big boys and the list goes on

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Major (Tom) Boomer Woffen Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Null Posts: 30,595	all the mexicans fleeing LA would look simalar to wilde beats crossing a river in the serenghetti planes lol j/k ds

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twistyneck So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hanging by the neck until dead. Posts: 4,660	It would be no big loss if LA were to suddenly vanish. Only people in LA think that LA is important, it really isn't.

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slackologist Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 2,379	lots of people would die, israel would collectively shit it's pants.

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OldJeff Big Fucking hahahaha Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 2,067	First off, the only 5 mega ton nukes in existense are ICBM that would have to be launched from somewhere. they are the Soviet Sapwood, and the US Atlas. 25-30 meters long and 250,000 lbs - no one is smuggling one anywhere That being said, the country the launch came from would cease to exist, the only possible answer would be 100% nuclear retaliation. The most damage that could be done by a suitcase nuke would be a little more than the damage done on Sept 11, the real damage would be the panic about a nuke being detonated on our soil. people would be hoarding duct tape and building bomb shelters.

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Nicky Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 30,069	my dedicated server would get destroyed.......please dont detonate the nuke before ive swithce hosts Al Qaeda!! seriousley, I think it would be a disaster __________________ gfynicky @ gmail.com