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CDSmith 01-12-2004 03:41 PM

What broken bones have you had?
 
Broke both my ankles in separate incidences playing hockey, the left when I was 10, the right when I was 14.

Broke my right index finger about 14 years ago when I passed out in the kitchen after guzzling down a glass of green coolaid. I'm still not sure why I passed out, it was freaky. Hit the floor like a sack of potatoes, broke my front tooth too.

Never broke an arm though.

Oh, my then-girlfriend broke my nose on my 22nd birthday. She was... the jealous type, with a mean right-cross.

LadyMischief 01-12-2004 03:43 PM

Collarbone, left wrist, D3 metacarpal 5 times, every toe on both feet, that doesn't include the numerous other injuries such as dislocated shoulders, elbows, knees, hyperextended knees, cracked and hairline fractured bones..

I'm a walking disaster.. then again I worked with horses for many years.

Amputate Your Head 01-12-2004 03:43 PM

broke my ring finger on my left hand in '88 while using my fist to remove someone's teeth.

Tala 01-12-2004 03:44 PM

Lemme see...how about I tell what I HAVEN'T broken? It'll take less time.


I have NOT broken:

four ribs
six vertebrae
three toes
four fingers
my chin
left collarbone
right knee
right femur
right cheek
sternum
bones in my inner ears

CDSmith 01-12-2004 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
broke my ring finger on my left hand in '88 while using my fist to remove someone's teeth.
You're not one 'o them there "new-age dentists" are ya?

cuz I'm a raging anti-dentite. Ask anyone.

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sixxxth_sense 01-12-2004 03:45 PM

my pinky broke once when i got into a fight. Its cuz i punched the mofo real hard. Thats it

Zoe_Zoebaboe 01-12-2004 03:46 PM

Broke BOTH my elbows while playing soccer.

JFPdude 01-12-2004 03:46 PM

Broke every bone in my body before the age of 10. Had great parents specially my mother.

5 reconstructive surgeries on my face and still getting my teeth fixed ... this year is the last year I can hold onto them.

I'm pretty much a walking weather machine ... I can feel rain or snow before it's even forecasted.

SCJason 01-12-2004 03:46 PM

Collar bone (right)
every finger on either hand....never broke a thumb
It did not break all the way thru.....but I took a nice piece of my shin bone out when I fell on the corner of a cinder block wall ( By far the worst pain I have ever felt)

sixxxth_sense 01-12-2004 03:46 PM

also i boke my rib playing soccer....

if your bones break too easy
thats a sign that u dont drink enough milk!


Drink milk
break less

LadyMischief 01-12-2004 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JFPdude
Broke every bone in my body before the age of 10. Had great parents specially my mother.

5 reconstructive surgeries on my face and still getting my teeth fixed ... this year is the last year I can hold onto them.

I'm pretty much a walking weather machine ... I can feel rain or snow before it's even forecasted.

But DAMN you're cuddly! :)

The Truth Hurts 01-12-2004 03:47 PM

Never broke a bone.

milk does a body good.

JFPdude 01-12-2004 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief


But DAMN you're cuddly! :)

Heh so are you ... hey I need to hit you up later on.

:winkwink:

Steve 01-12-2004 03:49 PM

Broke my right wrist, shattered the cartilidge in my left pinky so it's kinda fucked up looking now.

Other than that, I'm kinda mint!

CDSmith 01-12-2004 03:49 PM

Yes, some of you need to ride the calcium bus to strongbone city.

Butrflied 01-12-2004 03:50 PM

Broke my big toe when my fat scuba partner dropped her weight belt on it .. broke my nose when making an awesome play at 2nd base when playing intramural softball in college. I didnt get hit by the ball .. just landed on my nose, (dont ask) :1orglaugh .. I broke my ring toe (if it can be called that) this past thanksgiving, I walked into a wall and stubbed it .. its still swollen .. If you couldn't tell .. I'm a klutz :helpme

Rankings 01-12-2004 03:50 PM

i got smacked with baseball bat breaking my nose, my pink toe both feet numerous times, and two fingers

SexxxyChat-T 01-12-2004 03:52 PM

both ankles at different times (from hockey too).

pinky finger fighting

middle finger playing air hockey (puck lifted and nailed me on the tiny knuckle)

toes quite a few times

ribs

nose

and by far the most painful and awful - tailbone

can't even tie your fucking shoes without being in complete pain. Can't walk right, can't sit right, can't sleep right... miserable.

edit -I forgot to add my collarbone which I broke playing hockey

Weppel 01-12-2004 03:52 PM

None, zero, nada :) and i tend to keep it that way

Tala 01-12-2004 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Yes, some of you need to ride the calcium bus to strongbone city.
My problem is a genetic disorder that doesn't allow the body to correctly process the calcium that I eat. I'm a cheese/yogurt/chocolate milk fiend, but very little of the calcium is processed. :(

axelcat 01-12-2004 03:53 PM

my ancle and it hurt

Mr. Mojo Risin 01-12-2004 03:54 PM

left collar bone twice when I was 6

SexxxyChat-T 01-12-2004 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Yes, some of you need to ride the calcium bus to strongbone city.
I can go through like 2 gallons of milk a week, but if you play contact sports and train martial arts long enough, you are gonna break and pull some shit.

basschick 01-12-2004 04:01 PM

tala - do you take calcium citrate? i believe the acidic content of the c in the calcium breaks the calcium down and makes it more bioavailable.

i've only broken fingers, toes and one foot. when i was 19, i was working out with dumbells. i heard the baby and let my hands drop behind me - while still holding the weights. too bad my middle finger was in between them!

Lonny 01-12-2004 04:03 PM

My nose in 2 places is the only thing broken on me.

CDSmith 01-12-2004 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SexxxyChat-T
I can go through like 2 gallons of milk a week, but if you play contact sports and train martial arts long enough, you are gonna break and pull some shit.
Funny thing is, I did kickboxing like 3-4 sessions a week for 7 years and never broke a thing. Never broke anybody elses thing either.

Whups, that's not true. I once sparred with a black-belt-having chick from Toronto, and she walked into my fist while trying to pull some of her fancy tai-kwon-do shit on me, breaking her nose. She was cool about it though.

DrGuile 01-12-2004 04:06 PM

middle-finger of right hand....


...on someone's face...




hurt, but felt quite good.

Mr Pheer 01-12-2004 04:07 PM

Broke my left knee - otherwise known as a tibea plateu fracture

pretty much one of the worst leg breaks you can have
required a bone graft, 6 screws, and a steel plate to fix it
5 months of no walking or weight bearing. Still cant walk very good

http://www.mrpheer.com/xray.jpg

Ironhorse 01-12-2004 04:08 PM

I fractured my penis when I was working for sex.com. Top THAT!

Tala 01-12-2004 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrPheer
Broke my left knee - otherwise known as a tibea plateu fracture

pretty much one of the worst leg breaks you can have
required a bone graft, 6 screws, and a steel plate to fix it
5 months of no walking or weight bearing. Still cant walk very good

http://www.mrpheer.com/xray.jpg

That's close to what I did to mine, except the whole thing was crushed. Bone graft, two plates, and a new formica/steel/plastic kneejoint. Ickies.

Peaches 01-12-2004 04:12 PM

Starting from the top:

Nose
Jaw
3 Fingers
Left tibia
Left fibula
Left whatever the far outside left foot bone is called. :)
Several toes

And I've had 2 screws, a 5 inch metal rod, and a bone graft from my hip.

I've had hundreds of stitches if you want me to list those too. :thumbsup

LadyMischief 01-12-2004 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JFPdude


Heh so are you ... hey I need to hit you up later on.

:winkwink:

I'll be around for many hours still..much work to be done :)

uno 01-12-2004 04:14 PM

every finger, every toe. some of them a few times. Also my nose quite a few times.

CDSmith 01-12-2004 04:18 PM

How the fuck do you break so many bones? Some of you people are either way clumsy and accident prone, or you worked as rodeo clowns.

Holy shit.

Peaches 01-12-2004 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
How the fuck do you break so many bones? Some of you people are either way clumsy and accident prone, or you worked as rodeo clowns.

Holy shit.

Nose: Ran into a pool wall when I was swimming when I was 8 or 9 (really!)
Fingers broken playing as a kid - I was rough. :winkwink:
Jaw and foot in a car accident
Leg in a motorcycle accident
Toes just walking around....:1orglaugh

I drink a LOT of milk and eat a lot of other calcium rich stuff so even though I was told I'd never walk w/o a limp when I broke my leg (3 operations), you can't tell except for all the nasty scars. :thumbsup

I also had a concussion when I fell sideways down the basement stairs onto cement when I was a kid (I was calling to the dog and lost my balance....I'm sure stairs like that are illegal now, lol). Probably should have split my head open, but I didn't - proof how hard headed I am. :)

Peaches 01-12-2004 04:26 PM

Oh crap, I forgot I also broke my ankle in the motorcycle accident. It was pretty minor with all the other leg stuff. :winkwink:

JDog 01-12-2004 04:26 PM

Broke my right pinky finger when I don't know how old I was, all I know is one day it was fucked up and didn't heal right now now to this day I have a fucked up finger! It's bent to the right and shit!

jDoG

chemicaleyes 01-12-2004 04:27 PM

broke my left arm when I was 2 falling down a flight of stairs.

bopha 01-12-2004 04:28 PM

Fingers, toes, arm, leg,


I break a toe putting on a sock. Sucks for me.

anyone broke a tailbone? I bruised it once. Worst pain there is.
Can't imagine breaking it. Breathing hurt.

Dragonsxxx 01-12-2004 05:22 PM

More or less all in the left side of my body.
all rips
broke my spine
Both legs
right and left food
both arms
all fingers on my right hand....

no im not i an wheelchair, i retired at age 21, im 26 now

2 motorcycle accidents, both where some 70 year old fucks fault running me over, i still love my bikes :)


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