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Too lazy to set a custom title
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What broken bones have you had?
Broke both my ankles in separate incidences playing hockey, the left when I was 10, the right when I was 14.
Broke my right index finger about 14 years ago when I passed out in the kitchen after guzzling down a glass of green coolaid. I'm still not sure why I passed out, it was freaky. Hit the floor like a sack of potatoes, broke my front tooth too. Never broke an arm though. Oh, my then-girlfriend broke my nose on my 22nd birthday. She was... the jealous type, with a mean right-cross.
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Orgasms N Such!
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Collarbone, left wrist, D3 metacarpal 5 times, every toe on both feet, that doesn't include the numerous other injuries such as dislocated shoulders, elbows, knees, hyperextended knees, cracked and hairline fractured bones..
I'm a walking disaster.. then again I worked with horses for many years. |
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There can be only one
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broke my ring finger on my left hand in '88 while using my fist to remove someone's teeth.
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Fucked if I know
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Lemme see...how about I tell what I HAVEN'T broken? It'll take less time.
I have NOT broken: four ribs six vertebrae three toes four fingers my chin left collarbone right knee right femur right cheek sternum bones in my inner ears |
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cuz I'm a raging anti-dentite. Ask anyone. <img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/boxer.gif">
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my pinky broke once when i got into a fight. Its cuz i punched the mofo real hard. Thats it
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Broke BOTH my elbows while playing soccer.
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Broke every bone in my body before the age of 10. Had great parents specially my mother.
5 reconstructive surgeries on my face and still getting my teeth fixed ... this year is the last year I can hold onto them. I'm pretty much a walking weather machine ... I can feel rain or snow before it's even forecasted. |
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Collar bone (right)
every finger on either hand....never broke a thumb It did not break all the way thru.....but I took a nice piece of my shin bone out when I fell on the corner of a cinder block wall ( By far the worst pain I have ever felt)
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also i boke my rib playing soccer....
if your bones break too easy thats a sign that u dont drink enough milk! Drink milk break less |
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Never broke a bone.
milk does a body good. |
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Broke my right wrist, shattered the cartilidge in my left pinky so it's kinda fucked up looking now.
Other than that, I'm kinda mint! |
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Yes, some of you need to ride the calcium bus to strongbone city.
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Broke my big toe when my fat scuba partner dropped her weight belt on it .. broke my nose when making an awesome play at 2nd base when playing intramural softball in college. I didnt get hit by the ball .. just landed on my nose, (dont ask)
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both ankles at different times (from hockey too).
pinky finger fighting middle finger playing air hockey (puck lifted and nailed me on the tiny knuckle) toes quite a few times ribs nose and by far the most painful and awful - tailbone can't even tie your fucking shoes without being in complete pain. Can't walk right, can't sit right, can't sleep right... miserable. edit -I forgot to add my collarbone which I broke playing hockey |
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None, zero, nada
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my ancle and it hurt
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left collar bone twice when I was 6
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tala - do you take calcium citrate? i believe the acidic content of the c in the calcium breaks the calcium down and makes it more bioavailable.
i've only broken fingers, toes and one foot. when i was 19, i was working out with dumbells. i heard the baby and let my hands drop behind me - while still holding the weights. too bad my middle finger was in between them! |
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My nose in 2 places is the only thing broken on me.
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Whups, that's not true. I once sparred with a black-belt-having chick from Toronto, and she walked into my fist while trying to pull some of her fancy tai-kwon-do shit on me, breaking her nose. She was cool about it though.
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middle-finger of right hand....
...on someone's face... hurt, but felt quite good.
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Broke my left knee - otherwise known as a tibea plateu fracture
pretty much one of the worst leg breaks you can have required a bone graft, 6 screws, and a steel plate to fix it 5 months of no walking or weight bearing. Still cant walk very good http://www.mrpheer.com/xray.jpg
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I fractured my penis when I was working for sex.com. Top THAT!
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Nose Jaw 3 Fingers Left tibia Left fibula Left whatever the far outside left foot bone is called. ![]() Several toes And I've had 2 screws, a 5 inch metal rod, and a bone graft from my hip. I've had hundreds of stitches if you want me to list those too. ![]() |
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every finger, every toe. some of them a few times. Also my nose quite a few times.
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How the fuck do you break so many bones? Some of you people are either way clumsy and accident prone, or you worked as rodeo clowns.
Holy shit.
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Fingers broken playing as a kid - I was rough. ![]() Jaw and foot in a car accident Leg in a motorcycle accident Toes just walking around.... ![]() I drink a LOT of milk and eat a lot of other calcium rich stuff so even though I was told I'd never walk w/o a limp when I broke my leg (3 operations), you can't tell except for all the nasty scars. ![]() I also had a concussion when I fell sideways down the basement stairs onto cement when I was a kid (I was calling to the dog and lost my balance....I'm sure stairs like that are illegal now, lol). Probably should have split my head open, but I didn't - proof how hard headed I am. ![]() |
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Oh crap, I forgot I also broke my ankle in the motorcycle accident. It was pretty minor with all the other leg stuff.
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Broke my right pinky finger when I don't know how old I was, all I know is one day it was fucked up and didn't heal right now now to this day I have a fucked up finger! It's bent to the right and shit!
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broke my left arm when I was 2 falling down a flight of stairs.
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Fingers, toes, arm, leg,
I break a toe putting on a sock. Sucks for me. anyone broke a tailbone? I bruised it once. Worst pain there is. Can't imagine breaking it. Breathing hurt. |
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More or less all in the left side of my body.
all rips broke my spine Both legs right and left food both arms all fingers on my right hand.... no im not i an wheelchair, i retired at age 21, im 26 now 2 motorcycle accidents, both where some 70 year old fucks fault running me over, i still love my bikes ![]() |
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i've broken 3 different fingers in a variety of fist fights. broke my thumb snowboarding. broke my big toe skateboarding.
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Broke my left wrist and collarbone while working for my uncle back when I was in high school at his roofing company. Part of the roof collapsed cause it was to old and I went down with it. Broke pretty much every nuckle on both hands as well. Cracked my skull open a few times but does that count?
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RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
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I've broken my right arm twice.
After reading this topic and seeing how many bones everyone else has broken, I guess I should consider myself lucky. |
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I've broken my left tibula, right patella and left ulna
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I've until this day never broken a bone in my body.
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No big bones yet ( knock on wood ) broken my nose 3 times all my fingers once or twice and all my toes once or twice.
Nose. #1 Got pushed into a wall at a dance by a girl. Nose. #2 Hardball straight to the nose pitching baseball Nose. #3 Taking out the dashboard of a cadillac All my fingers and toes but 2 in a motorcycle accident and then i broke all my right hand fingers in a fight ( broke the other guys jaw ) all the others were one time things. |
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Broken Bones...
too many to count...
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