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quiet 01-12-2004 05:26 PM

i've broken 3 different fingers in a variety of fist fights. broke my thumb snowboarding. broke my big toe skateboarding.

arial 01-12-2004 05:29 PM

Broke my left wrist and collarbone while working for my uncle back when I was in high school at his roofing company. Part of the roof collapsed cause it was to old and I went down with it. Broke pretty much every nuckle on both hands as well. Cracked my skull open a few times but does that count?

uno 01-12-2004 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
How the fuck do you break so many bones? Some of you people are either way clumsy and accident prone, or you worked as rodeo clowns.

Holy shit.

Being accident prone, taking risks, and a life of sports.

Death From Above 01-12-2004 05:34 PM

I've broken my right arm twice.

After reading this topic and seeing how many bones everyone else has broken, I guess I should consider myself lucky.

yys 01-12-2004 05:36 PM

I've broken my left tibula, right patella and left ulna

Ross 01-12-2004 05:36 PM

I've until this day never broken a bone in my body.

 Smokey The Bear  01-12-2004 05:39 PM

No big bones yet ( knock on wood ) broken my nose 3 times all my fingers once or twice and all my toes once or twice.

Nose. #1 Got pushed into a wall at a dance by a girl.
Nose. #2 Hardball straight to the nose pitching baseball
Nose. #3 Taking out the dashboard of a cadillac

All my fingers and toes but 2 in a motorcycle accident and then i broke all my right hand fingers in a fight ( broke the other guys jaw )
all the others were one time things.

beemk 01-12-2004 05:40 PM

never broke any.

PattyeCake* 01-12-2004 05:40 PM

Broken Bones...

too many to count...

Head 01-12-2004 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Lemme see...how about I tell what I HAVEN'T broken? It'll take less time.


I have NOT broken:

four ribs
six vertebrae
three toes
four fingers
my chin
left collarbone
right knee
right femur
right cheek
sternum
bones in my inner ears

Holy Shit Tal that many!

Ic3m4nZ 01-12-2004 05:42 PM

Never broke a bone too and I'm doing 20 hours of sports / week average .. milk is the perfect key for solid bones.

Mr Pheer 01-12-2004 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
How the fuck do you break so many bones? Some of you people are either way clumsy and accident prone, or you worked as rodeo clowns.

Holy shit.

I got hit by a large truck that was going about 45mph while I was sitting still on my motorcycle. Luckily all that broke was my leg.

Helmets save lives.

PrivateIvy 01-12-2004 07:38 PM

Don't know how I managed it , but I've never had a broken bone , not even a stitch anywhere! Course, now since I wrote it, I'll probably fall off the porch tomorrow:(


Ivy

myjah 01-12-2004 07:50 PM

no broken bones - yet

wyldblyss 01-12-2004 08:01 PM

Never broke anything major just 5 toes, 2 fingers, my tailbone and my nose twice.

Vitasoy 01-12-2004 08:02 PM

I don't I've ever broken a bone either...

CDSmith 01-12-2004 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uno
Being accident prone, taking risks, and a life of sports.
I guess I've just been lucky. I used to skateboard as a kid, into my early teens even. Had two really really bad skids as I recall, both on cement. I hit little unseen rocks and went flying like 12 feet and got smeared on the pavement.... lots of scrapes and bruises, nothing broken.

Then in later years I rode motorcycles for 5 years. Took a couple of minor dumps, but the final one was major..... went 25 feet on the pavement after being cut off in the bus lane. Severe road rash on the left leg but that was it. I guess I knew how to fall by then :D (totalled the bike though)

Not too many fistfights after junior high, but worked the door of a lot of bars over the course of 10 years or so, worked large outdoor concert security at dozens of shows around the province, tossed a lot of assholes out of a lot of events..... nothing broken.

20 years of hockey, most of it full contact.... 2 broken ankles.

7 years kickboxing... nothing broken.

Lots of diving off rocks at lakes, lots of stupid chances in lots of situations..... had to have been some luck in all that. Stubbed some toes pretty damn bad in the dark over the years too, but if I broke any of them it'd be news to me because I pretty much just gritted down and bore the pain until it went away. I suppose a couple times there could have been something broken, who knows?

I'm just amazed at how many bones some people have broken, some who are only still in their 20's. Be more CAREFUL out there!

Mr. Jim 01-12-2004 09:26 PM

shattered Elbow
left wrist twice
right wrist once
both collar bones
nose

Tala 01-12-2004 09:28 PM

Not only am I accident prone 'cause I'm a fuckin klutz, the nose was from an abusive ex, (who was shot and killed later on, I'm happy to say..no, I didn't do it.), and the left knee, femur, tibia, and fibia (whole goddamn leg) was courtesy of the United States Navy.

beergood 01-12-2004 09:33 PM

Just about every bone in my left hand and most in my right via street fights as a dumbass teenager. Thank god I didn't ever get a broken jaw or anything like that. Also broke my ankle playing basketball. :(

broke 01-12-2004 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sixxxth_sense
if your bones break too easy
thats a sign that u dont drink enough milk!


Drink milk
break less


What a lie.

Never drank milk and never will... as I'm allergic. Also never took calcium suppliments.

Only broke two bones... wrist at the same time.

Torn muscles and snapped ligiments and tendons, though. I'd much rather break bones.

:Graucho

crockett 01-12-2004 11:06 PM

nose, few fingers , left wrist and ellbow and just about all my ribs.. fun stuff specially having two collapsed lungs with all the broken ribs :thumbsup

Ash@phpFX 01-13-2004 12:48 AM

broke foot playing basketball, thats all.

KCat 01-13-2004 12:57 AM

Never broken anything. *knock on wood*

L0stMind 01-13-2004 03:02 AM

not half as bad as most people in this thread :)

broke my last two fingers on my right hand in a fight, broke my pinkie on my right in a fight a couple years ealier...

broke both ankles playing basketball, altho I think once it wasnt broken but the doc wasnt sure because the swelling was so bad so he had me in a cast anyways. Reason I think it wasnt broken is because the swelling and pain was essentially gone within a week... I actually was able to slip the cast off my leg after 8 days.

I broke my nose wrestling with some friends, I slipped after throwing someone down (it was raining) and met a metal fence face first...

I am pretty sure I have broken my toes a few times, as some are pretty bent up.. but I never went to the doc for it.

Also was run over when I was 6, I was in a cross walk and a white van hit me at full speed (60km), I only broke my left leg in 6 places (and numerous bones in my foot) and I healed up pretty well, except my left leg is a little bit longer then my right.

Otherwise, I am pretty good!


:glugglug

maxdaname 01-13-2004 03:22 AM

foot - falling down the stairs


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