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Paul Markham 04-07-2011 01:12 AM

Shocking news, Eva has left me.
 
It was on the cards really. She wasn't happy and only stayed because I was so weak and unable to look after myself.

Now I'm a lot better the time has come for her to leave me.

Neither of us were happy with the arrangement and now we're both well it was the right time.

Life goes on and we're both a lot happier.

Yngwie 04-07-2011 01:14 AM

All that matters is that you're both happier.

DamianJ 04-07-2011 01:16 AM

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corvette 04-07-2011 01:18 AM

sorry to hear that, if your feeling bad about that

or, great, if your feeling good about it

id prefer #2, but dont know your sitution...but yea, girls suck sometimes, keep your head high, another should be along soon ;)

JFK 04-07-2011 01:37 AM

I was sort of expecting to read, she left me to go shopping, or some such thing. Sorry to hear that Paul, all the best to both of you:2 cents:

grumpy 04-07-2011 01:38 AM

Not good, strength to you both

Seth Manson 04-07-2011 01:39 AM

I dont think its shocking.

Paul Markham 04-07-2011 01:43 AM

Yes Eva left before I woke up this morning. Took our daughter to school and then she was off.

She'll be back around 4-5 this afternoon and full of stories about what she did at work today. :1orglaugh

Eva's only 34 and a real live wire. Being a housewife just wasn't for her. She was bored, felt unchallenged and needed something to do.

Eva was for ever under my feet when I was trying to cook, vacuuming when I was trying to read or just filling her day with tasks that weren't very interesting. During the winter it got even worse as she couldn't mow the lawn every other day or replant the garden every day. Had some great Apples last year. :thumbsup

So she decided she would get a job. She's the PA to a MD of a big company here in Brno. Her English and the fact that she ran the admin side of out corporation swung it in her favor.

No worries about Eva and I. We are still very much in love, in fact the last 2.5 years has probably done more for our love than anything. Just being together 24/7 for 2 years was a bit of a strain.

Sorry for fooling you. Just my wicked sense of humor, was going to do it April 1st. So this is my April 7th joke. :thumbsup

arock10 04-07-2011 01:44 AM

april fools

Agent 488 04-07-2011 01:46 AM

who cares.

DamianJ 04-07-2011 01:47 AM

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You are so painfully obvious Paulie!

Still, always brilliantly funny to pretend you are in some kind of pain, or trouble in order to get attention from people you don't know, like or respect!

LOL!!!111:helpme:error:321GFY

Peace 04-07-2011 01:50 AM

optimist
 
Man you are optimist and that is great thing...Peace

corvette 04-07-2011 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18038881)
Yes Eva left before I woke up this morning. Took our daughter to school and then she was off.

She'll be back around 4-5 this afternoon and full of stories about what she did at work today. :1orglaugh

Eva's only 34 and a real live wire. Being a housewife just wasn't for her. She was bored, felt unchallenged and needed something to do.

Eva was for ever under my feet when I was trying to cook, vacuuming when I was trying to read or just filling her day with tasks that weren't very interesting. During the winter it got even worse as she couldn't mow the lawn every other day or replant the garden every day. Had some great Apples last year. :thumbsup

So she decided she would get a job. She's the PA to a MD of a big company here in Brno. Her English and the fact that she ran the admin side of out corporation swung it in her favor.

No worries about Eva and I. We are still very much in love, in fact the last 2.5 years has probably done more for our love than anything. Just being together 24/7 for 2 years was a bit of a strain.

Sorry for fooling you. Just my wicked sense of humor, was going to do it April 1st. So this is my April 7th joke. :thumbsup


i feel tricked!


but glad things turned around ;)

L-Pink 04-07-2011 02:10 AM

You're a dick.

.

d-null 04-07-2011 02:13 AM

sorry but this is really lame :2 cents:

Nicky 04-07-2011 02:16 AM

Kinda lame don't ya think?

Mutt 04-07-2011 02:17 AM

haha well played Mr. Markham. I felt bad when I read it, glad it wasn't true.

ottopottomouse 04-07-2011 02:29 AM

Too fucking obvious.

DVTimes 04-07-2011 02:36 AM

thats so witty

JFK 04-07-2011 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18038926)
Too fucking obvious.

well I sort of called it :winkwink:

DamianJ 04-07-2011 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 18038937)
well I sort of called it :winkwink:

After I called it.

;)

I'm slightly surprised, after his track record, that anyone believed it tbh.

- LOL - 04-07-2011 03:53 AM

You do realize that she was with you only for the money, not because you're an alpha male playa.

shade001 04-07-2011 04:25 AM

Another attention whore 'look at me' thread, just like I figured.

mizmiz 04-07-2011 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18038881)
Yes Eva left before I woke up this morning. Took our daughter to school and then she was off.

She'll be back around 4-5 this afternoon and full of stories about what she did at work today. :1orglaugh

Eva's only 34 and a real live wire. Being a housewife just wasn't for her. She was bored, felt unchallenged and needed something to do.

Eva was for ever under my feet when I was trying to cook, vacuuming when I was trying to read or just filling her day with tasks that weren't very interesting. During the winter it got even worse as she couldn't mow the lawn every other day or replant the garden every day. Had some great Apples last year. :thumbsup

So she decided she would get a job. She's the PA to a MD of a big company here in Brno. Her English and the fact that she ran the admin side of out corporation swung it in her favor.

No worries about Eva and I. We are still very much in love, in fact the last 2.5 years has probably done more for our love than anything. Just being together 24/7 for 2 years was a bit of a strain.

Sorry for fooling you. Just my wicked sense of humor, was going to do it April 1st. So this is my April 7th joke. :thumbsup

Are you dating a 34 years old woman? Arent you a bit old for her?

BlackCrayon 04-07-2011 04:41 AM

damn you must be bored...

deep down its probably actually something you worry about.

pornguy 04-07-2011 05:11 AM

You trying to turn yourself in to Lightspeed part 2?

seeandsee 04-07-2011 05:16 AM

attention giggolo :)

rowan 04-07-2011 05:57 AM

Admitting it was a joke only 31 minutes later? Hmmm... needs more troll. Just don't overdo it, like Steve Lightspeed did.

Agent 488 04-07-2011 05:59 AM

you know she got a job to give her cover to meet and fuck other guys, right?

Spunky 04-07-2011 06:01 AM

You try to trick us

nico-t 04-07-2011 06:03 AM

she'll be out fucking some other dudes

Altwebdesign 04-07-2011 06:03 AM

Here he goes again. . .

nico-t 04-07-2011 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 18039123)
you know she got a job to give her cover to meet and fuck other guys, right?

beat me to it. Lolz

TheLegacy 04-07-2011 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mizmiz (Post 18039008)
Are you dating a 34 years old woman? Arent you a bit old for her?

Question - is it legal? Yes

If so then it's your own personal opinion - nothing wrong with an age difference and many celebs have the same relationship. If they are happy - that's all anyone can hope for

DamianJ 04-07-2011 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy (Post 18039141)
If her bank balance is bigger - that's all anyone can hope for

True dat.

Sid70 04-07-2011 06:46 AM

It was less fun then full Japan evacuation joke.

Gabriel 04-07-2011 06:53 AM

Its harder to leave people these days.

brassmonkey 04-07-2011 06:55 AM

cry me a river! get the yak out and put on the jodeci :1orglaugh hairy palms dude :1orglaugh oh man.

Cherry7 04-07-2011 07:02 AM

Your girlfriend speaks English but you leave in Czech, how is your Czech?

DamianJ 04-07-2011 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cherry7 (Post 18039277)
Your girlfriend speaks English but you leave in Czech, how is your Czech?

He only knows this:

halo!nazdar! JÁ am do churavost ohledně čeho nepřiměřený pohlavní návaznost s nedospělý děvče. Činit tebe vŘdŘt jeden blaho advokát?


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