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Paul Markham 04-08-2011 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by will76 (Post 18040914)
other than showing how much of a dumb ass loser you are and how much time you waste on worthless things like trolling Paul on twitter. It's bad enough you troll him on here but you take your trolling to other sites like twitter.

Funny you talk about stealing, since you are second to gideon when it comes to defending pirates. :1orglaugh

go scurry along wanker and do some stupid porn reviews or make some more stupid twitter posts about Paul.. ah what a rewarding life you must have.

If Eric cares about the rules, which seems lately he doesn't, the mere mention of "preteen" and Paul would have been enough to get you banned.

The guy has seriously lost the plot.

I took the piss out of him in retaliation for his continual sniping at me.
He filmed Pornbeer is a room that looked like a dump. He did or maybe still does live in a rented flat. And as a marketing man you only need to watch his videos to see how good he is. Would a marketing man film himself looking stupid, drunk and in a room that clearly shows he's not earning a lot?

He's made repeated attacks at me about knowing some dark secret. Even accused me of lying about my cancer.

https://gfy.com/17873308-post75.html

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Your troll game is weak today Markham.

Squirt some more cancer dinner into your belly and come back tomorrow when you aren't so addled.

Really, step you your game, son. We've all seen the 'you live in a hovel' bit several times. We've seen the 'you're a magician' bit.

Bring something NEW to the table.

Or I'll start threatening to post about why your make up artist was compelled to resign. And you don't want that, do you, old man?

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showpo...&postcount=136

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Ah, OK. You want to go that route? Cool. Gloves off.

So, I know someone who has employed your old assistant. They told me LOTS of things that you get up to behind closed doors Paulie.

I'd tread very, very carefully if I were you.
Well it seems now he has taken the gloves off so if he can't prove it and he can't because it's a lie. He condemns himself.

You're right Eric doesn't seem to care.

nico-t 04-08-2011 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Zyber (Post 18040940)
Adam Genesis :winkwink:

Groom Computer

Paul Markham 04-08-2011 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by SIK (Post 18041059)
Senor Paul, gimme a pic of your Eva, kinda getting curious after a shitload of these threads

OK Here you are. Before the accident.

http://www.paulmarkham.com/temp/eva1.jpg

http://www.paulmarkham.com/temp/eva2.jpg

The worse time of my life, worse than getting cancer and expecting to die.

http://www.paulmarkham.com/temp/evah2.jpg

This winter clearing the snow, I got a good shouting at for pissing around with a camera when I should of been helping.

http://www.paulmarkham.com/temp/snow1.jpg

http://www.paulmarkham.com/temp/snow2.jpg

When a loser like Damian calls Eva a bought or manwife, I get pissed.

Paul Markham 04-08-2011 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Vjo (Post 18041317)
Bummer dude. Your posting carefree days are over.

Welcome to cooking, cleaning, dusting, vacuuming, groc shopping, laundry, and then after all that you gonna post too?

80% of the guys on gfy who post all day have someone else to do that stuff.

Yep, their Mum does it for them. :1orglaugh

DamianJ 04-08-2011 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18041446)
When a loser like Damian calls Eva a bought or manwife, I get pissed.

You hide that really well.

:D

Vjo 04-08-2011 02:58 AM

On this side: Everyone east of the Atlantic
On this side: Will76

Let's get ready to RUMBLE!

For Paul cause I was insensitive



only Eva I know :)

Sabby 04-08-2011 03:13 AM

you make you wife shovel snow???


Sabby:)

Vjo 04-08-2011 03:15 AM

I should have never started posting here



I leave you with this, Goodnight world. Best wishes Paul.

Vjo 04-08-2011 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18041450)
Yep, their Mum does it for them. :1orglaugh

Well you finally got to me. lol :)

THAT is my point. Either you have a nice lil lady or you are a basement dweller.

No in betweens in the posting all day, every day game.

lagcam 04-08-2011 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Sabby (Post 18041476)
you make you wife shovel snow???


Sabby:)

Truly clueless.

Using an image that indicates a master/servant relationship as a proof of a real loving relationship.

I am sure she is equally happy in you showing pictures of her at her lowest ebb.

You really should spend more time away from the pc and especially GFY man. Seriously.

You might want to stop linking to that fake paul markham twitter account also man......unless you enjoy people laughing at you.

Vjo 04-08-2011 03:32 AM

This thread is hot Paul. You gonna start having parties at your bachelor pad now?

Remember when Howard got his bachelor pad on The Andy Griffith Show. Actually Mayberry RFD at that point. :) that was a good one.

He was only in his 40s tho. :)

theking 04-08-2011 03:33 AM

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Originally Posted by lagcam (Post 18041488)
Truly clueless.
I am sure she is equally happy in you showing pictures of her at her lowest ebb.

I agree and he showed a number of them all in an attempt to garner sympathy to sell his content. Truly a shameful exploitation of someone he "claims" to love. He is...in my opinion...pretty much the lowest of the low.

Zyber 04-08-2011 05:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18041326)
He's been making veiled accusations for years. This is his level when he's not threatened with a banning. http://twitter.com/fakepaulmarkham#

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Originally Posted by fakepaulmarkham @ Twitter
# right. 7.30. perfect time to go cruising for teenagers outside the off licenses. I offer to buy them booze. Bwahahah. Soon be mine! LOL 9:13 PM Mar 10th via web

# Busy afternoon ahead of me scanning in all the old pics of 13 year olds. It takes ages cos I have to keep stopping to wank. LOL! 4:28 PM Mar 10th via web

Wow, those are some nasty accusations. :(

Not cool.

Altwebdesign 04-08-2011 05:35 AM

markham, you sure know how to make a thread

CaptainHowdy 04-08-2011 05:44 AM

http://wizard.gamebanana.com/img/ico...on_trollin.jpg

Paul Markham 04-08-2011 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Sabby (Post 18041476)
you make you wife shovel snow???


Sabby:)

And our 8 year old daughter was out there. :1orglaugh

I can't stop them, it's the culture here to clear the snow. I was thinking of getting one of those snow blowers things and doing everyone's street front and drive way.

http://snowblowertips.com/wp-content...owblower-1.jpg

This could be me next year.

Paul Markham 04-08-2011 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by theking (Post 18041504)
I agree and he showed a number of them all in an attempt to garner sympathy to sell his content. Truly a shameful exploitation of someone he "claims" to love. He is...in my opinion...pretty much the lowest of the low.

No I think it shows what a fighter she is. From life support to support life, mine. Not a bad achievement.

It doesn't bother Eva in the slightest, it's true,

How are your ex wives doing?

BVF 04-08-2011 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18041331)
You keep equating love with money. Is that where you come from? Think about it for 2 minutes as a shooter.

Don't you have loads of girls around you, paying you compliments, dating you, going after your money. And don't you spot this and immune to it?.

As a shooter, FUCK NO!....Haven't you been paying attention?...I drive around in a FUCKING VAN in the ghetto and find street whores to get naked and then suck my dick, afterwhich I drive back to my better neighborhood that is crackhead free....Why in the FUCK would I be hanging out with them afterwards?

Now in real life, I get more ass just on Facebook than I can possibly handle....And that all comes from my handsome looks and my engaging personality......

And get real....If you lived in California, there is NO WAY you would be with an AMERICAN blonde that is half your age and is willing to shack up with you....That's a fact......SHE is shacking up with you because you keep a house full of potatoes and she won't starve as long as she is willing to lay up under you. :2 cents:

Agent 488 04-08-2011 09:53 AM

post more pics of dying mail order bride.

Paul Markham 04-08-2011 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18041389)
Paul, love, I wouldn't be drawing attention to this as you do nothing but attack my personal life, do you?

In the past you've lied about my girlfriend, my house (or, as you called it, the disgusting hovel), my financial situation. You've accused me of being a junky. You've claimed I am in trouble. You've posted google maps links to my old flat. You've stalked me. You're obsessed.

So when you get annoyed about me, remember, kid, you started it. And I will finish it.

I love it when people can dish it out but can't take it.

And I *really* love it when I know I've annoyed you. I love it when you call for me to be banned!!!

Job done.

Box ticked.

I'm off to London for the day to see some clients, sit in the sun and have fun.

Enjoy lying about people on the internet and your wolf puzzle. I'm sure Eva will be back from the her shift at the supermarket soon.

xoxoxoxoxoxox

http://www.howcoolbrandsstayhot.com/...rying-baby.jpg

I never said anything about your girlfriend.

I pointed out you lived in a flat which I assumed you were buying, was told you only rented it. Which you confirmed.

Yes IMO it's a dump.

And shows how much your skills have bought you.

I asked if you earned a lot of money where did it go, drink or drugs.

I posted freely available info from the Whois on your sites.

You have been winding me up for years. Put me on ignore and mean it and I will stop.

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Originally Posted by Damian (Post 303961)
Sad thing is, I think that's true. And I believe you do think you're annoying me. Whereas the truth is that since Gary was banned, and xcite left the biz, and Phil just posts once a month you're the only thing I like about this place.

Isn't it funny that I love you being here, I love laughing at you thinking amazon makes most of its sales offline. I LOVE how you claim programmes spend 70% of their turnover on traffic. You are almost as stupid as the other three.

But you are easier to wind up.

And you think you annoy me?

Brilliant.

You are comedy gold and I hope you never, ever leave.

BVF you're dead right, if I lived in California there is no way I would be shacked up with an American girl of any age. 18 to 80, multi millionairess or pauper. Same goes for anywhere I lived.

I've been to America far too many times to fall into that trap.

theking 04-08-2011 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18041837)
No I think it shows what a fighter she is. From life support to support life, mine. Not a bad achievement.

It doesn't bother Eva in the slightest, it's true,

How are your ex wives doing?

I know that one of them is dead...but I divorced my last wife in the eighties...so I really do not know about the others and do not really care. How are your ex wives doing?

DamianJ 04-08-2011 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18042543)
You have been winding me up for years.

And Paul, it's SUCH fun!

If you just failed to respond, it'd be no fun and I'd stop. But you, gosh, you are so easy to play, I don't think I'll ever stop.

And I just LOVE it when you bray for me to be banned and the mods ignore you.

That must be GALLING!

:D

Keep on trolling, grandpa!

:D :D :D :D :pimp:1orglaugh:error:321GFY

www.twitter.com/fakepaulmarkham

Paul Markham 04-08-2011 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18043074)
And Paul, it's SUCH fun!

If you just failed to respond, it'd be no fun and I'd stop. But you, gosh, you are so easy to play, I don't think I'll ever stop.

And I just LOVE it when you bray for me to be banned and the mods ignore you.

That must be GALLING!

:D

Keep on trolling, grandpa!

:D :D :D :D :pimp:1orglaugh:error:321GFY

www.twitter.com/fakepaulmarkham

At last the truth.

DamianJ 04-08-2011 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18043098)
At last the truth.

I've never hidden the fact it REALLY FUCKING amuses me when I make you annoyed Paul.

And it's SO easy!

I love it when you call me a little shit. Really know I've got under your skin then!

xxx

PS I had a great day in London, seeing an old client, meeting a new one, nice dinner and now home. How's your wolf jigsaw or puppy buying going? Why is it you want a puppy?

will76 04-08-2011 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18043106)
I've never hidden the fact it REALLY FUCKING amuses me when I make you annoyed Paul.

And it's SO easy!

I love it when you call me a little shit. Really know I've got under your skin then!

xxx

http://www.ageandanniesramblings.co....tard-prize.jpg

You win the prize for annoying Paul. I am sure you would make your mama proud.

You and Paul deserve each other, both idiots...

carry on now, while the rest of us work and make money. At least you are good at something... trolling and annoying people. congrats. :thumbsup

feel free to fire away back and spend hours replying to me, wasting your time :1orglaugh

brassmonkey 04-08-2011 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by will76 (Post 18043257)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Paul Markham 04-09-2011 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by will76 (Post 18043257)

No he loses, he's in the business of selling himself and his skills in marketing. His trolling shows him in a bad light. Pornbeer is not a glowing testament of his skills.

Me being an ass on boards does nothing to persuade a member or porn customer to get his dick out. And I'm out of it, retired living off 30 years of work.

He's got 25 years of work left for him. I suspect he's slowly losing grip, failure can have that effect. He's been at this less than 10 years and his days in porn is numbered. He must be worried where he goes from here. Marketing for a legit mainstream company is going to be tough. He knows that once it's on the Internet it's there for life. His CV will show a very poor past. Worked for a few companies for a short while as employed, then went freelance. Or had to go freelance. :Oh crap

DamianJ 04-09-2011 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by will76 (Post 18043257)
http://www.ageandanniesramblings.co....tard-prize.jpg

You win the prize for annoying Paul. I am sure you would make your mama proud.

You and Paul deserve each other, both idiots...

carry on now, while the rest of us work and make money. At least you are good at something... trolling and annoying people. congrats. :thumbsup

feel free to fire away back and spend hours replying to me, wasting your time :1orglaugh

Come on, who did you steal that post from. It's very clever!

DamianJ 04-09-2011 01:26 AM

one fiddy people thinking paul's marketing needs some work...

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18043826)
My trolling shows me in a bad light.

Paul, we all know your history of trolling GFY.

We've seen you "pretend" you need glasses.

We've seen you "pretend" you don't have a bank account.

We've seen you posting pictures of your wife (albeit only the same 3 pics again and again) to try and garner sympathy to sell your content.

And now we've seen you pretend your mail order bride left you in order to sell your content. Content you said, and I quote "Isn't good enough anymore".

I hope when I am your age I don't have to post such horrific lies in order to sell my wares. And I hope I don't have to put my wife out to work.

Have a lovely day!

CaptainHowdy 04-09-2011 07:20 AM

Never mess with a retired man ...

bolsex 04-09-2011 07:53 AM

hahaha good joke!

czarina 04-09-2011 08:00 AM

haha you got me!

peterk 07-22-2012 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18038837)
It was on the cards really. She wasn't happy and only stayed because I was so weak and unable to look after myself.

Now I'm a lot better the time has come for her to leave me.

Neither of us were happy with the arrangement and now we're both well it was the right time.

Life goes on and we're both a lot happier.

sorry to hear.

adultchatpay 07-22-2012 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by peterk (Post 19074038)
sorry to hear.

wow it took you almost a year to find this thread? congrats!!!

2MuchMark 07-22-2012 12:16 PM

Old thread. why bump ?

Paul Markham 07-22-2012 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ********** (Post 19074248)
Old thread. why bump ?

Because he was to stupid to see it was a joke. :1orglaugh

Still it was only a year ago, so it seems we got by quite well on the Social security without Eva working.

epitome 07-22-2012 02:17 PM

Prove she didn't actually leave you and just got a job.

Was her contract up like Katie Holmes?

pornmasta 07-22-2012 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18038842)

impressive

blonda80 07-23-2012 12:17 AM

sorry to hear that if it is true

Paul Markham 07-23-2012 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by blonda80 (Post 19074912)
sorry to hear that if it is true

Read the thread.


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