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Zorgman 04-07-2011 07:19 AM
Just for that... I hope she really does leave you. bla

DVTimes 04-07-2011 07:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Zorgman (Post 18039315)
Just for that... I hope she really does leave you. bla
at his age she may as well hang on for the insuranse.

If he lasts out till the end of this year I will be amazed.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-07-2011 07:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 18039325)
at his age she may as well hang on for the insuranse.
:2 cents: you don't fuck with grandpa time for that long, only to back out when you're that close to the finish line.

CDSmith 04-07-2011 07:28 AM
On seeing thread title I was filled with utter disbelief. Nice to see my instincts are still firing on all cylinders.

But on clicking into and reading the first few posts I'll be honest, the first thing that crossed my mind was "I wonder if she'd be into emigrating to Canada" :D

Only for a moment, but it was a thought. Sorry Paul, but hey, if it ever does become your loss you havd to know it's going to be some other guy's gain, right? :pimp


Now you all know why I stay away from GFY and basically all the industry boards on Apr 1st every year.:helpme

DamianJ 04-07-2011 07:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 18039335)
Now you all know why I stay away from GFY and basically all the industry boards on Apr 1st every year.:helpme
Or April 7th in the case of the OP.

Altwebdesign 04-07-2011 08:36 AM
markham, GFY's answer to hugh hefner?

JFK 04-07-2011 08:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18038938)
After I called it.

;)

I'm slightly surprised, after his track record, that anyone believed it tbh.
eerrr NO, pls check this very carefully :winkwink:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/newrep...y&p=18038938#5

magicmike 04-07-2011 08:52 AM
uh okay

thanks

Paul Markham 04-07-2011 08:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JFK (Post 18038873)
I was sort of expecting to read, she left me to go shopping, or some such thing. Sorry to hear that Paul, all the best to both of you:2 cents:
No I do that during the day, wander down to the local super market, buy milk and bread. Then it's off to the coffee shop for a latte.

Getting a dog in a few weeks so will have some company again. Company that doesn't vaccum, keep talking to me while I'm trying to read and will do as I tell it.


Quote:
Originally Posted by mizmiz (Post 18039008)
Are you dating a 34 years old woman? Arent you a bit old for her?
Eva was only 20 when we first started to date. Been married 12 years. The 12 happiest years of my life.


Just showed Eva this thread and she thinks I need more to do in the day. :Oh crap

JFK 04-07-2011 08:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18039583)
No I do that during the day, wander down to the local super market, buy milk and bread. Then it's off to the coffee shop for a latte.

Getting a dog in a few weeks so will have some company again. Company that doesn't vaccum, keep talking to me while I'm trying to read and will do as I tell it.




Eva was only 20 when we first started to date. Been married 12 years. The 12 happiest years of my life.


Just showed Eva this thread and she thinks I need more to do in the day. :Oh crap
me thinks she's correct sir :winkwink:

JFK 04-07-2011 08:59 AM
Fitty ..............

will76 04-07-2011 09:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18038881)

So she decided she would get a job. She's the PA to a MD of a big company here in Brno. Her English and the fact that she ran the admin side of out corporation swung it in her favor.

You wont be laughing in 6 months when she really does leave you for the MD of that big company. What swung "it" in her favor was likely that he wanted to swung it in her. :2 cents:

If I was 70 and old, and not making that much money I wouldn't be joking about an attractive women 1/2 my age leaving me.

Jim_Gunn 04-07-2011 09:02 AM
Shouldn't you be busy planning a shoot now that you have the client's money up front instead of fooling around online? Might want to look into what kind of camera you need to shoot with, preferably AVCHD or XDCam EX for the job you are supposed to undertake. :2 cents:

woj 04-07-2011 09:03 AM
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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18038926)
Too fucking obvious.
no shit, smelled like trolling from a mile away...

Paul Markham 04-07-2011 09:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18039281)
He only knows this:

halo!nazdar! JÁ am do churavost ohledně čeho nepřiměřený pohlavní návaznost s nedospělý děvče. Činit tebe vŘdŘt jeden blaho advokát?
Yes I do understand it you piece of shit. Let's see if this will get you banned

Hello! hi! I am in ill health over what inappropriate sexual continuity with the preteen girl. Do you vŘdŘt a welfare attorney?

Not sure what vŘdŘt means.

Eric where are you?

dyna mo 04-07-2011 09:12 AM
troll thread accomplished.

B.Barnato 04-07-2011 10:00 AM
I look forward to bump up this thread when in not too distant future it really happen

ArielRebel 04-07-2011 10:35 AM
Don't know the whole story but as long as both of you are happy in the end :) That's all that matter :)

faxxaff 04-07-2011 10:45 AM
Amazing how people do shameless self-promotion on GFY! Paul, you sank very deep with this post. Sorry, to say that. I always thought you are one of the last white hats of adult, but your posts lacks more than just taste. On the other hand, I know you are from the UK. When I watched 'The King's Speech' last month I noticed people were laughing a5t times where the movie wasn't funny. I guess, they were Brits.

PeaCe.

d-null 04-07-2011 11:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mizmiz (Post 18039008)
Are you dating a 34 years old woman? Arent you a bit old for her?
one could argue that on maturity levels she is too old for him :2 cents::thumbsup

blackmonsters 04-07-2011 11:20 AM
links pulled!

:1orglaugh

Scott McD 04-07-2011 11:25 AM
Oh, you pulled a Lightspeed!

Minus the death...

Paul Markham 04-07-2011 11:33 AM
You guys have little humor.

ottopottomouse 04-07-2011 12:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18039620)
Eric where are you?
Surely Damian just needs to say "only joking" and it will all be fine.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul Markham
You guys have little humor.

dyna mo 04-07-2011 12:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18040077)
You guys have little humor.
what did you expect? certainly you are aware of how you are perceived around here eh?

harvey 04-07-2011 01:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18039620)
Yes I do understand it you piece of shit. Let's see if this will get you banned

Hello! hi! I am in ill health over what inappropriate sexual continuity with the preteen girl. Do you vŘdŘt a welfare attorney?

Not sure what vŘdŘt means.

Eric where are you?
ha ha, you put that on Google translate, I got the same exact nonsense! :1orglaugh

anyway, glad it's not true, although I figured it was a lie before clicking :)

BVF 04-07-2011 01:28 PM
If I moved to Africa, I could be married to a different 18 year old native for each day of the week....Congrats for being an american with dollars who caught a poor native girl.

L-Pink 04-07-2011 01:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bvf (Post 18040424)
if i moved to africa, i could be married to a different 18 year old native for each day of the week....congrats for being an american with dollars who caught a poor native girl.
ouch !!!

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$5 submissions 04-07-2011 01:30 PM
Thread views FTW!

PiffStenis 04-07-2011 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18038881)
Yes Eva left before I woke up this morning. Took our daughter to school and then she was off.

She'll be back around 4-5 this afternoon and full of stories about what she did at work today. :1orglaugh

Eva's only 34 and a real live wire. Being a housewife just wasn't for her. She was bored, felt unchallenged and needed something to do.

Eva was for ever under my feet when I was trying to cook, vacuuming when I was trying to read or just filling her day with tasks that weren't very interesting. During the winter it got even worse as she couldn't mow the lawn every other day or replant the garden every day. Had some great Apples last year. :thumbsup

So she decided she would get a job. She's the PA to a MD of a big company here in Brno. Her English and the fact that she ran the admin side of out corporation swung it in her favor.

No worries about Eva and I. We are still very much in love, in fact the last 2.5 years has probably done more for our love than anything. Just being together 24/7 for 2 years was a bit of a strain.

Sorry for fooling you. Just my wicked sense of humor, was going to do it April 1st. So this is my April 7th joke. :thumbsup

Damn, you had me going there. Glad you're both doing OK.

Paul Markham 04-07-2011 01:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BVF (Post 18040424)
If I moved to Africa, I could be married to a different 18 year old native for each day of the week....Congrats for being an american with dollars who caught a poor native girl.
If you moved to Africa you might find some better looking girls to shoot. :1orglaugh

But you're a dumb fuck. What makes you think I'm American?

I guess a lot here think loves is tied to money. Very sad. :(

L-Pink 04-07-2011 01:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18040444)

I guess a lot here think loves is tied to money.
Obviously it's not penis size either. :1orglaugh


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will76 04-07-2011 01:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18039620)
Yes I do understand it you piece of shit. Let's see if this will get you banned

Hello! hi! I am in ill health over what inappropriate sexual continuity with the preteen girl. Do you vŘdŘt a welfare attorney?

Not sure what vŘdŘt means.

Eric where are you?
Yes please ban DamianJ, CP allegations is not allowed on this site at all, no matter what language it is in. Also noticed Damian's obsession with Paul and his twitter account about him with more cp allegations. Very sad, Damian you should get a life and grow up.

SleazyDream 04-07-2011 01:53 PM
smuck - i actually felt horrible for you for a min there.

jesse_adultdatingdollars 04-07-2011 01:56 PM
wtf is this bs lol

DamianJ 04-07-2011 02:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by will76 (Post 18040473)
Yes please ban DamianJ, CP allegations is not allowed on this site at all, no matter what language it is in. Also noticed Damian's obsession with Paul and his twitter account about him with more cp allegations. Very sad, Damian you should get a life and grow up.
There are no CP allegations here. There is some gibberish about sexual continuity from a badly written online translation. And what happens on a parody Twitter site really has no bearing here.

Will, hun, stick to asking people to suggest which sites you should steal ideas from. More your strength.

HTH

Your pal

Damian

BVF 04-07-2011 02:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18040444)
If you moved to Africa you might find some better looking girls to shoot. :1orglaugh

But you're a dumb fuck. What makes you think I'm American?

I guess a lot here think loves is tied to money. Very sad. :(
I don't give a fuck if you're american or not...I DO know that you're a sickly old man and there is NO WAY IN ALL OF HELL that you could even THINK of attracting a woman half your age who isn't a foot out of the hospital herself without AMERICAN DOLLARS!.

And yes, if I moved to Africa, it would be a GOLDMINE for me....However, I'm not an old man at the twilight of my life who has time to spend it with an in-person third world eastern european mail order bride....I have kids to raise....Therefore, I am resigned to keep trolling the streets of the ghetto for content...

I can face reality...can YOU?

thickcash_amo 04-07-2011 04:07 PM
I guess we all would have thought this was funny....if it was funny! Better luck next time

mizmiz 04-07-2011 04:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18039583)


Just showed Eva this thread and she thinks I need more to do in the day. :Oh crap
Yea if you dont want to get crazy from sitting in front of the computer all day.

dyna mo 04-07-2011 04:47 PM
is this thread going according to plan? i can't tell........


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