Look at what my maid brought me **Pic**
 

So my maid comes in to ask me if I want my morning smoothie and cut fruit. As I look up to say yes, she's crying. This is why...


Apparently, some scum fuck broke into her house last night. She's got three boys with hemophilia, so they couldn't do anything but hide. Her husband was at work. She gave them the $ she had and her TV. When she was fighting them off her kid's Christmas toys, they whacked her over the head with a club. She's been over 12 hours with that gash on her head and there was no way to get a picture of just how big and deep that thing really is. She had no $$ to get to the hospital and was afraid I'd fire her if she didn't come to work.

I just sent her off to the hospital with some cash to get it stitched up. I'm figuring it'll be at least 15 or 20 stitches to close it back up.

This is such an amazingly safe country if you don't live in the ghettos. It's actually the safest country in central and south america. That kind of thing is not something that would ever occur to me as a possibility in this area of town. But for the grace of God, there go I...ya know?

Jeeeeez Bro! FIRST, HOLY COW, your maid is a trooper! Definitely a keeper! Can you IMAGINE what kind of world this would be if more employees had that kind of dedication to their work and boss? WOW... SECOND, It might be time for you to break out the Batman outfit again... yeah, yeah, I know you supposedly hung up your cape, but for something like this, IIII might even be tempted to make my way down to Panama and go a little "SHAZAM!!"...

holy shit....

ouccchhhhhh

which country is that?

That's aweful man - hope she's ok

What country are you in? I'm Argentina, sounds a bit like here.

I feel sorry for her. Hope she gets well soon. That gash is so ugly, it's making me dizzy...

argh that hurts. :(

damn...that sucks for her

nice of you to help her get looked after

if you own some guns there maybe you can go hunting

how much does it cost there to get rid of a dead body?

Thats sad., But it has been happening here a lot as well, I have a few nice little gifts for any bad guy that walks into my house.
he may walk in, be he will NOT walk out again.

thats awful.... i hope she's ok...

I asked her if she had any idea who did this to her and she doesn't. We're good friends with some law enforcement muckety mucks here and I would've gladly unleashed some very unfriendly, sub-machine gun toting hounds on those fuckers, then slid in to deliver a few injuries before they tossed him in the car. She promised to let us know if she finds out who they are.

If the timing coincides, you should break out the kilt and the two-handed broadsword. I'l grab my mace and starving and outnumbered, we'll yell "KREBLAAAHHHH" as we charge the fields at Bannockburn. We'll fight like warrior poets. We'll fight like Scotsmen, and win their freedom.

Panama

Don't get the impression that Panama is a dangerous place, it's absolutely not. But ghettos are ghettos anywhere and she's a maid that makes $180 /month, ya know?

Awww poor thing. So very nice of you to help her out. :thumbsup

Here, there's a price for everything and it's surprisingly inexpensive most of the time.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

Glad you did the right thing, but somehow that was predictable, knowing you.

Ouchhhh that sucks :(

I almost got into a fight last night at a bar, the shit you do when drunk :(

I know way too many people who have been injured by robbery here, really makes me glad I've got armed guards around my place.

Be honest: was it going to be a slap-fight?

:1orglaugh

Damn its just like living in D.C., only its a tropical paradise : (

That's fucked up! I hope she and her kids will be ok.

But she brought something.......lol

i say find the fk and get medieval on his ass

auch... that sucks...

Hissy fit more like it.

Holy shit , sorry to hear that:(

Thats such a shame. Scum fucks who can't leave the poor alone. Also why hit her if she already gave them what they wanted??

Arseholes.

I can come and help... Lemme grab my kilt and bag pipes!!!

damn that's nasty. hope she is ok.

Ouch that Really hurts

Jesus.. good for you in helping her out. I hope you catch those fuckheads

R

That is terrible man :(

ouch.... :(

wow, that is horrible, i hope she is feeling better asap. thank god you did the right thing.

I was just illustrating how central america can be even when you are minding your own business.


And I ran away before it came to slaps :1orglaugh

Man that sucks, but great that you are helping her out!

I'm crying here!

Good job on hooking her up. She definately deserves the help. It's sad she had to come in fearful for her job. Now she should know she doesn't have to stress out so much :)

damn.. sorry to see that bro. hope she's okay now

"and lying in your bed, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that, for one chance... JUST ONE CHANCE to stand up and say to our enemies that they may take our lives... but they will never take... OUR FREEDOM!!"

LOL... THE BEST film EVER!