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Z · 01-11-2007, 09:39 AM

So my maid comes in to ask me if I want my morning smoothie and cut fruit. As I look up to say yes, she's crying. This is why...

Apparently, some scum fuck broke into her house last night. She's got three boys with hemophilia, so they couldn't do anything but hide. Her husband was at work. She gave them the $ she had and her TV. When she was fighting them off her kid's Christmas toys, they whacked her over the head with a club. She's been over 12 hours with that gash on her head and there was no way to get a picture of just how big and deep that thing really is. She had no $$ to get to the hospital and was afraid I'd fire her if she didn't come to work.

I just sent her off to the hospital with some cash to get it stitched up. I'm figuring it'll be at least 15 or 20 stitches to close it back up.

This is such an amazingly safe country if you don't live in the ghettos. It's actually the safest country in central and south america. That kind of thing is not something that would ever occur to me as a possibility in this area of town. But for the grace of God, there go I...ya know?

MacDevilish · 01-11-2007, 09:48 AM

Jeeeeez Bro! FIRST, HOLY COW, your maid is a trooper! Definitely a keeper! Can you IMAGINE what kind of world this would be if more employees had that kind of dedication to their work and boss? WOW... SECOND, It might be time for you to break out the Batman outfit again... yeah, yeah, I know you supposedly hung up your cape, but for something like this, IIII might even be tempted to make my way down to Panama and go a little "SHAZAM!!"...

JD · 01-11-2007, 09:48 AM

holy shit....

Boobs · 01-11-2007, 09:49 AM

ouccchhhhhh

sexyclicks · 01-11-2007, 09:52 AM

which country is that?

HammerALL · 01-11-2007, 09:52 AM

That's aweful man - hope she's ok

Fuckin Bill · 01-11-2007, 09:54 AM

What country are you in? I'm Argentina, sounds a bit like here.

AssPirate · 01-11-2007, 09:55 AM

I feel sorry for her. Hope she gets well soon. That gash is so ugly, it's making me dizzy...

theS2O · 01-11-2007, 09:55 AM

argh that hurts.

Phoenix · 01-11-2007, 09:55 AM

damn...that sucks for her

nice of you to help her get looked after

if you own some guns there maybe you can go hunting

how much does it cost there to get rid of a dead body?

pornguy · 01-11-2007, 09:57 AM

Thats sad., But it has been happening here a lot as well, I have a few nice little gifts for any bad guy that walks into my house.
he may walk in, be he will NOT walk out again.

gimo33 · 01-11-2007, 09:57 AM

thats awful.... i hope she's ok...

Z · 01-11-2007, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by MonikerChris

Jeeeeez Bro! FIRST, HOLY COW, your maid is a trooper! Definitely a keeper! Can you IMAGINE what kind of world this would be if more employees had that kind of dedication to their work and boss? WOW... SECOND, It might be time for you to break out the Batman outfit again... yeah, yeah, I know you supposedly hung up your cape, but for something like this, IIII might even be tempted to make my way down to Panama and go a little "SHAZAM!!"...

I asked her if she had any idea who did this to her and she doesn't. We're good friends with some law enforcement muckety mucks here and I would've gladly unleashed some very unfriendly, sub-machine gun toting hounds on those fuckers, then slid in to deliver a few injuries before they tossed him in the car. She promised to let us know if she finds out who they are.

If the timing coincides, you should break out the kilt and the two-handed broadsword. I'l grab my mace and starving and outnumbered, we'll yell "KREBLAAAHHHH" as we charge the fields at Bannockburn. We'll fight like warrior poets. We'll fight like Scotsmen, and win their freedom.

Z · 01-11-2007, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by sexyclicks

which country is that?

Panama

Don't get the impression that Panama is a dangerous place, it's absolutely not. But ghettos are ghettos anywhere and she's a maid that makes $180 /month, ya know?

Syl · 01-11-2007, 10:01 AM

Awww poor thing. So very nice of you to help her out.

Z · 01-11-2007, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

damn...that sucks for her

nice of you to help her get looked after

if you own some guns there maybe you can go hunting

how much does it cost there to get rid of a dead body?

Here, there's a price for everything and it's surprisingly inexpensive most of the time.

edgeprod · 01-11-2007, 10:02 AM

What the fuck is wrong with people?

Glad you did the right thing, but somehow that was predictable, knowing you.

fuzebox · 01-11-2007, 10:06 AM

Ouchhhh that sucks

I almost got into a fight last night at a bar, the shit you do when drunk

I know way too many people who have been injured by robbery here, really makes me glad I've got armed guards around my place.

edgeprod · 01-11-2007, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

I almost got into a fight last night at a bar, the shit you do when drunk

Be honest: was it going to be a slap-fight?

Boobs · 01-11-2007, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod

Be honest: was it going to be a slap-fight?

pr0 · 01-11-2007, 10:25 AM

Damn its just like living in D.C., only its a tropical paradise : (

Got Porn? · 01-11-2007, 10:31 AM

That's fucked up! I hope she and her kids will be ok.

4Man · 01-11-2007, 10:32 AM

But she brought something.......lol

nokriy · 01-11-2007, 10:34 AM

i say find the fk and get medieval on his ass

Violetta · 01-11-2007, 10:36 AM

auch... that sucks...

Anthony · 01-11-2007, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod

Be honest: was it going to be a slap-fight?

Hissy fit more like it.

JFK · 01-11-2007, 10:48 AM

Holy shit , sorry to hear that

Ross · 01-11-2007, 10:57 AM

Thats such a shame. Scum fucks who can't leave the poor alone. Also why hit her if she already gave them what they wanted??

Arseholes.

Ross · 01-11-2007, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Z

We'll fight like Scotsmen, and win their freedom.

I can come and help... Lemme grab my kilt and bag pipes!!!

WebairGerard · 01-11-2007, 10:59 AM

damn that's nasty. hope she is ok.

BAKO · 01-11-2007, 11:01 AM

Ouch that Really hurts

_Richard_ · 01-11-2007, 11:03 AM

Jesus.. good for you in helping her out. I hope you catch those fuckheads

R

Strickie · 01-11-2007, 11:07 AM

That is terrible man

martinsc · 01-11-2007, 11:08 AM

ouch....

TG Rebecca · 01-11-2007, 11:14 AM

wow, that is horrible, i hope she is feeling better asap. thank god you did the right thing.

fuzebox · 01-11-2007, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod

Be honest: was it going to be a slap-fight?

I was just illustrating how central america can be even when you are minding your own business.

And I ran away before it came to slaps

jmk · 01-11-2007, 11:18 AM

Man that sucks, but great that you are helping her out!

fusionx · 01-11-2007, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z

If the timing coincides, you should break out the kilt and the two-handed broadsword. I'l grab my mace and starving and outnumbered, we'll yell "KREBLAAAHHHH" as we charge the fields at Bannockburn. We'll fight like warrior poets. We'll fight like Scotsmen, and win their freedom.

I'm crying here!

Good job on hooking her up. She definately deserves the help. It's sad she had to come in fearful for her job. Now she should know she doesn't have to stress out so much

AK · 01-11-2007, 11:25 AM

damn.. sorry to see that bro. hope she's okay now

MacDevilish · 01-11-2007, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z

I asked her if she had any idea who did this to her and she doesn't. We're good friends with some law enforcement muckety mucks here and I would've gladly unleashed some very unfriendly, sub-machine gun toting hounds on those fuckers, then slid in to deliver a few injuries before they tossed him in the car. She promised to let us know if she finds out who they are.

If the timing coincides, you should break out the kilt and the two-handed broadsword. I'l grab my mace and starving and outnumbered, we'll yell "KREBLAAAHHHH" as we charge the fields at Bannockburn. We'll fight like warrior poets. We'll fight like Scotsmen, and win their freedom.

"and lying in your bed, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that, for one chance... JUST ONE CHANCE to stand up and say to our enemies that they may take our lives... but they will never take... OUR FREEDOM!!"

LOL... THE BEST film EVER!

sperbonzo · 01-11-2007, 04:44 PM

Hey man.... that's terrible. Katia is such a sweetie. Please tell her I said hello and give her my sympathies!

People really suck sometimes.

BSleazy · 01-11-2007, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z

Panama

Don't get the impression that Panama is a dangerous place, it's absolutely not. But ghettos are ghettos anywhere and she's a maid that makes $180 /month, ya know?

I'd feel bad paying someone only $180/month.

anne · 01-11-2007, 04:53 PM

Dang that's terrible. The way some humans treat other human beings is a sad sad thing. Glad to see that you were able to help her out

Scott McD · 01-11-2007, 04:55 PM

That fucking sucks. Some people are just plain scum...

Twisted Dave · 01-11-2007, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z

So my maid comes in to ask me if I want my morning smoothie and cut fruit. As I look up to say yes, she's crying. This is why...

Apparently, some scum fuck broke into her house last night. She's got three boys with hemophilia, so they couldn't do anything but hide. Her husband was at work. She gave them the $ she had and her TV. When she was fighting them off her kid's Christmas toys, they whacked her over the head with a club. She's been over 12 hours with that gash on her head and there was no way to get a picture of just how big and deep that thing really is. She had no $$ to get to the hospital and was afraid I'd fire her if she didn't come to work.

I just sent her off to the hospital with some cash to get it stitched up. I'm figuring it'll be at least 15 or 20 stitches to close it back up.

This is such an amazingly safe country if you don't live in the ghettos. It's actually the safest country in central and south america. That kind of thing is not something that would ever occur to me as a possibility in this area of town. But for the grace of God, there go I...ya know?

Hey man ... I'm glad she's ok .... but wtf... a maid? Go wash your own stinking underpants and make your own breakfast you lazy ass! LOL! ;)

alexg · 01-11-2007, 05:05 PM

sorry for her... hope she's ok

Dancelina · 01-11-2007, 05:13 PM

what a f..............

split_joel · 01-11-2007, 05:27 PM

180 thats it poor thing no wonder why she oculdnt afford to go to the hosptial and doesnt wanna get fired, was nice of you to pay for her trip the hostpial

Shakula · 01-11-2007, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z

So my maid comes in to ask me if I want my morning smoothie and cut fruit. As I look up to say yes, she's crying. This is why...

Apparently, some scum fuck broke into her house last night. She's got three boys with hemophilia, so they couldn't do anything but hide. Her husband was at work. She gave them the $ she had and her TV. When she was fighting them off her kid's Christmas toys, they whacked her over the head with a club. She's been over 12 hours with that gash on her head and there was no way to get a picture of just how big and deep that thing really is. She had no $$ to get to the hospital and was afraid I'd fire her if she didn't come to work.

I just sent her off to the hospital with some cash to get it stitched up. I'm figuring it'll be at least 15 or 20 stitches to close it back up.

This is such an amazingly safe country if you don't live in the ghettos. It's actually the safest country in central and south america. That kind of thing is not something that would ever occur to me as a possibility in this area of town. But for the grace of God, there go I...ya know?

First off, id like to say, you are a good man who helped this woman.
It will benefit you also in the end ofcourse.

How expensive is living over there for you? A month? Maid, apartment, food etc etc etc?

shekinah · 01-11-2007, 07:25 PM

Good you helped her..I wish she's okay now

01-11-2007, 09:39 AM	#1
Z Vidi Vici Veni Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 6,308	Look at what my maid brought me Pic So my maid comes in to ask me if I want my morning smoothie and cut fruit. As I look up to say yes, she's crying. This is why... Apparently, some scum fuck broke into her house last night. She's got three boys with hemophilia, so they couldn't do anything but hide. Her husband was at work. She gave them the $ she had and her TV. When she was fighting them off her kid's Christmas toys, they whacked her over the head with a club. She's been over 12 hours with that gash on her head and there was no way to get a picture of just how big and deep that thing really is. She had no $$ to get to the hospital and was afraid I'd fire her if she didn't come to work. I just sent her off to the hospital with some cash to get it stitched up. I'm figuring it'll be at least 15 or 20 stitches to close it back up. This is such an amazingly safe country if you don't live in the ghettos. It's actually the safest country in central and south america. That kind of thing is not something that would ever occur to me as a possibility in this area of town. But for the grace of God, there go I...ya know?

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