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Smack dat · 10-24-2016, 03:01 PM

I haven't but I thought about it.

If you could fuck an animal which would it be?

I know lots of peole fatasise about fucking dogs, sheep, goats etc but I guess I would fuck a pig.

You know they would make all the right noises at least.

TheDynasty · 10-24-2016, 03:05 PM

never thought about this before..

SBJ · 10-24-2016, 03:06 PM

what's that saying..

In before the ban hammer or something

NatalieK · 10-24-2016, 03:09 PM

yes, my partner, Gary's a fucking animal...

now be prepared for the ban hammer

Smack dat · 10-24-2016, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by SBJ

what's that saying..

In before the ban hammer or something

I think it's something like BAN HIM - With a Ban him Meme
or In B4 the ban.

But in all honestly it's just a question. No beastiality intended. Just trying to lighten the mood on a Monday evening away from all this political nonsense.

CaptainHowdy · 10-24-2016, 03:12 PM

Some say sheep genitalia feel like a woman's pussy ...

Smack dat · 10-24-2016, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Some say sheep genitalia feel like a woman's pussy ...

Is that someone you CH

Smack dat · 10-24-2016, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions

yes, my partner, Gary's a fucking animal...

now be prepared for the ban hammer

Hey fuck you gnat. I thought you (2) were cool.

CurrentlySober · 10-24-2016, 03:15 PM

Larry Flint fucked a chicken...

EddyTheDog · 10-24-2016, 03:16 PM

I've had a few pigs in my time...

Smack dat · 10-24-2016, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I've had a few pigs in my time...

Now you're talking.

So did they squeal when you shoved your 'fat' cock in their ass?

yuu.design · 10-24-2016, 03:24 PM

diiiuughhhh, no i still do not know why someone will do that :S

Smack dat · 10-24-2016, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by yuu

diiiuughhhh, no i still do not know why someone will do that :S

Oh come on Yuu. I have seen your replies to threads. They are all so boring.

I'm sure you have something to hide.

j3rkules · 10-24-2016, 03:28 PM

I fucked a pussy once...

NatalieK · 10-24-2016, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Smack dat

Hey fuck you gnat. I thought you (2) were cool.

Hey Smack dat, sorry for the mossie bite! We're very cool with you, but ouch, bringing animals on here...

just saying be prepared.

If you get it, welcomed to hit us up & I'll send an email to Eric saying "Smack dat was just asking a question and not putting anything forward"...

but hey, just be prepared

sarettah · 10-24-2016, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by SBJ

what's that saying..

In before the ban hammer or something

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smack dat

But in all honestly it's just a question. No beastiality intended. Just trying to lighten the mood on a Monday evening away from all this political nonsense.

And your last banning was for just a question about another "sensitive" subject. If I were you I would send Eric a message asking to have this thread deleted and apologizing for shitting on the board. But that's just me ya know? And what the fuck do I know.

.

Scott McD · 10-24-2016, 03:45 PM

I expected the first reply to be "yes your wife".

GFY is slipping...

Smack dat · 10-24-2016, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

I expected the first reply to be "yes your wife".

GFY is slipping...

Yes it is.

Smack dat · 10-24-2016, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

And your last banning was for just a question about another "sensitive" subject. If I were you I would send Eric a message asking to have this thread deleted and apologizing for shitting on the board. But that's just me ya know? And what the fuck do I know.

.

Sara, with all due respect.

I have an appetite for destruction.

I couldn't be a spunky or CH that gets 20,30,40,50,60 thousand+ posts. I just like to post nonsense, looking for a rise. If it makes me chuckle for a few hours or gives me something to write about then fuck it.

Just because someone writes something doesn't mean it's real you know. There is such a thing as fiction and storytelling.

As for Eric. Well he is big enough to make his own decisions. I just come here to fuck around. I don't mean no harm. This thread will be gone (off the first page, not deleted or well..)

I am an adult webmaster. I am around adult all fucking day and that makes me say some weird fucking stuff. Perhaps I should see a therapist.

Spunky · 10-24-2016, 04:15 PM

No but they squeal like pigs when I slip it in her pooper

EddyTheDog · 10-24-2016, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smack dat

Now you're talking.

So did they squeal when you shoved your 'fat' cock in their ass?

Not as loud as yo momma...

Smack dat · 10-24-2016, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Not as loud as yo momma...

C H R I S · 10-24-2016, 04:22 PM

Troll hand is weak

EddyTheDog · 10-24-2016, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Smack dat

Is it too late to change that yo pappa?..

Smack dat · 10-24-2016, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by C H R I S

Troll hand is weak

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Is it too late to change that yo pappa?..

Sorry yes.

Smack dat · 10-24-2016, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions

Hey Smack dat, sorry for the mossie bite! We're very cool with you, but ouch, bringing animals on here...

just saying be prepared.

If you get it, welcomed to hit us up & I'll send an email to Eric saying "Smack dat was just asking a question and not putting anything forward"...

but hey, just be prepared

That's really sweet of you but honestly I couldn't give a fuck. Still love you guys though.

Struggle4Bucks · 10-24-2016, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Smack dat

Have you ever fucked an animal?

Does a McChicken count as an animal? If so... yes...
I think I even have a video of it somewhere...

RyuLion · 10-24-2016, 08:38 PM

Never even though about it, never will..

Speigelau · 10-24-2016, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions

Hey Smack dat, sorry for the mossie bite! We're very cool with you, but ouch, bringing animals on here...

just saying be prepared.

If you get it, welcomed to hit us up & I'll send an email to Eric saying "Smack dat was just asking a question and not putting anything forward"...

but hey, just be prepared

You do realize that Smack Dat is Clickity Click who was banned for telling us all he wanted to show his 7 yr old daughter hardcore anal porn. He's mentally unstable and simply here to make troll threads, how in the world can you be cool with someone like that.

Seth Manson · 10-24-2016, 10:17 PM

Please dont fuck animals.

freecartoonporn · 10-24-2016, 10:50 PM

yes, still doing it.

source : Yes, Humans Are Animals -- So Just Get Over Yourselves, Homo sapiens

NatalieK · 10-25-2016, 05:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Speigelau

You do realize that Smack Dat is Clickity Click who was banned for telling us all he wanted to show his 7 yr old daughter hardcore anal porn. He's mentally unstable and simply here to make troll threads, how in the world can you be cool with someone like that.

You have no proof Smack dat's Clickity & even if so, you're Damian or DVTimes, stalking me & Gary for years, suggesting to guys on a fake NatalieK blog to meet me in a local McDonalds for sex where my sons & their friends ate lunch with other families.

This was wrote with real intention, which one's worse

Focus · 10-25-2016, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson

Please dont fuck animals.

Im with you 👊

XMaster · 10-25-2016, 07:58 AM

yes I did. It was a Bitch.

RedFred · 06-08-2019, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Speigelau

You do realize that Smack Dat is Clickity Click who was banned for telling us all he wanted to show his 7 yr old daughter hardcore anal porn. He's mentally unstable and simply here to make troll threads, how in the world can you be cool with someone like that.

baddog · 06-08-2019, 11:17 PM

I have only fucked mammals.

Bosa · 06-08-2019, 11:28 PM

Bosa · 06-08-2019, 11:33 PM

RedFred · 06-09-2019, 07:45 AM

OP officially shall be now known as Pig Fucker.

CaptainHowdy · 06-09-2019, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I have only fucked mammals.

I'm liking this girl that looks like a total chimp . . .

bronco67 · 06-09-2019, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smack dat

I haven't but I thought about it.

If you could fuck an animal which would it be?

I know lots of peole fatasise about fucking dogs, sheep, goats etc but I guess I would fuck a pig.

You know they would make all the right noises at least.

I think I remember you saying you're a parent. if that's true then a lot of the country's problems make sense now.

RedFred · 06-10-2019, 08:00 AM

Did OP ever end up fucking a pig?

RedFred · 06-12-2019, 03:32 PM

Pic on OP's ceiling above his bed.

Smack dat · 06-12-2019, 03:52 PM

Well, 3 years later I am still here.

If you bothered to read the thread you would understand it's a parody.

Did you know that John Mcaffee once tried to fuck a whale. The story went something along the lines of if you can say you have fucked the biggest beast on the planet then nothing anyone says can bother you.

RedFred · 06-12-2019, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Smack dat

Well, 3 years later I am still here.

If you bothered to read the thread you would understand it's a parody.

Did you know that John Mcaffee once tried to fuck a whale. The story went something along the lines of if you can say you have fucked the biggest beast on the planet then nothing anyone says can bother you.

So a guy who wants to fuck a whale is your hero?

This just keeps getting better.

Phoenix · 06-12-2019, 04:05 PM

just your wife

badum tush

HairyChick · 06-12-2019, 07:54 PM

There used a be a newsletter for a group of bestiality folks. I found it when publishing about alternative lifestyles.

They traded pictures and videos. Someone sent me a video of his marriage but he sent me a, uhm, doggie video. I admit I watched the then burned it. I was surprised, shocked, curious about the people, and awed.

I had posted an ad looking for true stories of how they got into it. I had a contract to write a story about the subject for a magazine. I wanted written interviews and not live video and pictures.

I pulled my ad and shredded the letters, unopened. I refused any video boxes or envelopes with what seemed to be pictures.

I researched the laws of every state and decided against my article. I passed along the contact list and publisher.

Stories I read included dogs, horses, donkeys, cats, and more. All I learned was that pigs have corkscrew-shaped penises. I could have been happy not knowing that.

I was interested in the minds of people involved in this.

I’ve never had an animal nor would I have one. I shudder thinking about the cooties I’d catch.

I need to wash my brain now

jscott · 06-12-2019, 09:23 PM

People fuck animals everyday, by buying pets from breeders rather than rescuing.

imabro · 06-12-2019, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Some say sheep genitalia feel like a woman's pussy ...

Why do you think the best condoms are lambskin?

brassmonkey · 06-12-2019, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jscott

People fuck animals everyday, by buying pets from breeders rather than rescuing.

what kind did you fuck?

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