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There used a be a newsletter for a group of bestiality folks. I found it when publishing about alternative lifestyles.
They traded pictures and videos. Someone sent me a video of his marriage but he sent me a, uhm, doggie video. I admit I watched the then burned it. I was surprised, shocked, curious about the people, and awed.
I had posted an ad looking for true stories of how they got into it. I had a contract to write a story about the subject for a magazine. I wanted written interviews and not live video and pictures.
I pulled my ad and shredded the letters, unopened. I refused any video boxes or envelopes with what seemed to be pictures.
I researched the laws of every state and decided against my article. I passed along the contact list and publisher.
Stories I read included dogs, horses, donkeys, cats, and more. All I learned was that pigs have corkscrew-shaped penises. I could have been happy not knowing that.
I was interested in the minds of people involved in this.
I’ve never had an animal nor would I have one. I shudder thinking about the cooties I’d catch.
I need to wash my brain now
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Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure.
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