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D-Money · 11-16-2010, 12:04 PM

I don't get it.

Why would that work? Is it possible to look cool while doing? After a few months of shaking it, would you jack off any better? Maybe fleshlight should sell them with their toys.

I think it's even funnier that Walmart sells a shake weight with sand in it as you walk by their register. Looking to fool people that have seen the shake weight commercials.

Come out closet shakers, whos' doing it?

docputer · 11-16-2010, 01:02 PM

All I know is those commercials are gold.

Frasier · 11-16-2010, 01:11 PM

I'll guess Sabby? At least it would be a good show when the tits start shaking

Dirty D · 11-16-2010, 01:13 PM

Shake that shit!

Jman · 11-16-2010, 01:15 PM

Thinking of buying a few to give away as Xmas gift ;-)

czarina · 11-16-2010, 01:18 PM

those are priceless!

Jim_Gunn · 11-16-2010, 01:32 PM

Some dude is laughing all the way to the bank with that useless product. It's amazing what stupid women will buy thinking it will give them nice taught Michelle Obama triceps, lol.

loreen · 11-16-2010, 01:42 PM

That commercial is so friggin stupid. I wouldn't buy it even if it was an exceptional product.

PornstarXS · 11-16-2010, 02:15 PM

the same people who own ab rollers, suzanne somers thigh squeezers and any body by jake products

Hornydog4cooter · 11-16-2010, 02:20 PM

knock it if you want but i bet none of you can finish the workout

O MARINA · 11-16-2010, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by PornstarXS

the same people who own ab rollers, suzanne somers thigh squeezers and any body by jake products

umm hello you forgot sauna belt

oscer · 11-16-2010, 03:48 PM

That spoof is funny ....

timlover · 11-16-2010, 04:00 PM

Well I am a gym rat and I would imagine that it would work pretty well on forearm strength and muscle contraction speed. If you stand with your fists infront of you and squeeze flex, pretty much your arms,shoulders, and chest contract. Part of building some decent muscle is quick twitch fibers..they account for explosiveness.

So yeah if you used it enough, you would tone up the muscle inside, but unless you have decent body fat percentage, not like you are going to be ripped. However not bad if you want to choke a young fucker with one hand.

Honestly, all I can think about when I watch it being used...is the lactic acid burn that mother fucker must create in your forearm.

HardlinkSells · 11-16-2010, 04:53 PM

It honestly works quite well and can make your muscles sore if used properly.

CYF · 11-16-2010, 05:13 PM

my friend has one and I made fun of her for it until I tried it. It really does give you a workout, and the 5 or 8 minutes I did was actually pretty difficult to finish.

Belinda · 11-16-2010, 05:14 PM

I'll admit that I bought one to. It's a 6 min workout and gets very tough to do the whole time. I of course haven't touched the thing in a while but you can feel it burning in your muscles and I bet in the end if you use it enough would work.

Big Red Machine · 11-16-2010, 06:44 PM

My friend meet the guy, he sold 27 million of those things. The technology is no different than the long bars that look like a unstrung bow. I think the second generation should shoot spunk so you know your done with the workout.

CYF · 11-16-2010, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Red Machine

I think the second generation should shoot spunk so you know your done with the workout.

GrouchyAdmin · 11-16-2010, 07:06 PM

I was born with mine.

will76 · 11-16-2010, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by docputer

All I know is those commercials are gold.

It looks so gay seeing the guys use it. I can't help but laugh and wonder wtf they were thinking when they made that thing. Looks like a jerk off machine.

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Originally Posted by Hornydog4cooter

knock it if you want but i bet none of you can finish the workout

you bought one?

will76 · 11-16-2010, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty D

Shake that shit!

welcome back, I didn't know you were back posting.

woj · 11-16-2010, 09:49 PM

I get the same workout by "shaking" my cock, no need for some stupid $29.99 toy...

raven1083 · 11-16-2010, 11:17 PM

we can't really tell its results until we try..shake it baby shake it

BlackCrayon · 11-18-2010, 05:35 PM

TeenCat · 11-18-2010, 05:50 PM

i like more watching horoscope and weather

wtfent · 11-18-2010, 06:13 PM

Watch video at 1:25, haha classic!

http://vimeo.com/14019547

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 11-18-2010, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

Was a pretty good episode. I was kind of hoping for more after the extended coona nd friends shit eating up most of the second half the season though.

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D-Money Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Player Del Ray Posts: 9,716	Who here owns a shake weight? I don't get it. Why would that work? Is it possible to look cool while doing? After a few months of shaking it, would you jack off any better? Maybe fleshlight should sell them with their toys. I think it's even funnier that Walmart sells a shake weight with sand in it as you walk by their register. Looking to fool people that have seen the shake weight commercials. Come out closet shakers, whos' doing it? __________________ Still Ballin'

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timlover Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 540	Well I am a gym rat and I would imagine that it would work pretty well on forearm strength and muscle contraction speed. If you stand with your fists infront of you and squeeze flex, pretty much your arms,shoulders, and chest contract. Part of building some decent muscle is quick twitch fibers..they account for explosiveness. So yeah if you used it enough, you would tone up the muscle inside, but unless you have decent body fat percentage, not like you are going to be ripped. However not bad if you want to choke a young fucker with one hand. Honestly, all I can think about when I watch it being used...is the lactic acid burn that mother fucker must create in your forearm. __________________

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HardlinkSells Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 991	It honestly works quite well and can make your muscles sore if used properly.

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CYF Coupon Guru Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Minneapolis Posts: 10,973	my friend has one and I made fun of her for it until I tried it. It really does give you a workout, and the 5 or 8 minutes I did was actually pretty difficult to finish. __________________ Webmaster Coupons Coupons and discounts for hosting, domains, SSL Certs, and more! AmeriNOC Coupons \| Certified Hosting Coupons \| Hosting Coupons \| Domain Name Coupons

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