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D-Money 11-16-2010 12:04 PM

Who here owns a shake weight?
 
I don't get it.

Why would that work? Is it possible to look cool while doing? After a few months of shaking it, would you jack off any better? Maybe fleshlight should sell them with their toys.

I think it's even funnier that Walmart sells a shake weight with sand in it as you walk by their register. Looking to fool people that have seen the shake weight commercials.

Come out closet shakers, whos' doing it?

docputer 11-16-2010 01:02 PM

All I know is those commercials are gold.

Frasier 11-16-2010 01:11 PM

I'll guess Sabby? At least it would be a good show when the tits start shaking

Dirty D 11-16-2010 01:13 PM



Shake that shit!

Jman 11-16-2010 01:15 PM

Thinking of buying a few to give away as Xmas gift ;-)

czarina 11-16-2010 01:18 PM

those are priceless!

Jim_Gunn 11-16-2010 01:32 PM

Some dude is laughing all the way to the bank with that useless product. It's amazing what stupid women will buy thinking it will give them nice taught Michelle Obama triceps, lol.

loreen 11-16-2010 01:42 PM

That commercial is so friggin stupid. I wouldn't buy it even if it was an exceptional product.

PornstarXS 11-16-2010 02:15 PM

the same people who own ab rollers, suzanne somers thigh squeezers and any body by jake products

Hornydog4cooter 11-16-2010 02:20 PM

knock it if you want but i bet none of you can finish the workout :winkwink:

O MARINA 11-16-2010 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornstarXS (Post 17704034)
the same people who own ab rollers, suzanne somers thigh squeezers and any body by jake products

umm hello you forgot sauna belt

oscer 11-16-2010 03:48 PM

That spoof is funny ....

timlover 11-16-2010 04:00 PM

Well I am a gym rat and I would imagine that it would work pretty well on forearm strength and muscle contraction speed. If you stand with your fists infront of you and squeeze flex, pretty much your arms,shoulders, and chest contract. Part of building some decent muscle is quick twitch fibers..they account for explosiveness.

So yeah if you used it enough, you would tone up the muscle inside, but unless you have decent body fat percentage, not like you are going to be ripped. However not bad if you want to choke a young fucker with one hand.

Honestly, all I can think about when I watch it being used...is the lactic acid burn that mother fucker must create in your forearm.

HardlinkSells 11-16-2010 04:53 PM

It honestly works quite well and can make your muscles sore if used properly.

CYF 11-16-2010 05:13 PM

my friend has one and I made fun of her for it until I tried it. It really does give you a workout, and the 5 or 8 minutes I did was actually pretty difficult to finish.

Belinda 11-16-2010 05:14 PM

I'll admit that I bought one to. It's a 6 min workout and gets very tough to do the whole time. I of course haven't touched the thing in a while but you can feel it burning in your muscles and I bet in the end if you use it enough would work.

Big Red Machine 11-16-2010 06:44 PM

My friend meet the guy, he sold 27 million of those things. The technology is no different than the long bars that look like a unstrung bow. I think the second generation should shoot spunk so you know your done with the workout.

CYF 11-16-2010 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Red Machine (Post 17704719)
I think the second generation should shoot spunk so you know your done with the workout.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

GrouchyAdmin 11-16-2010 07:06 PM

I was born with mine.

will76 11-16-2010 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by docputer (Post 17703848)
All I know is those commercials are gold.

It looks so gay seeing the guys use it. I can't help but laugh and wonder wtf they were thinking when they made that thing. Looks like a jerk off machine.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hornydog4cooter (Post 17704050)
knock it if you want but i bet none of you can finish the workout :winkwink:

you bought one? :helpme

will76 11-16-2010 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty D (Post 17703871)


Shake that shit!

welcome back, I didn't know you were back posting.

woj 11-16-2010 09:49 PM

I get the same workout by "shaking" my cock, no need for some stupid $29.99 toy... :thumbsup

raven1083 11-16-2010 11:17 PM

we can't really tell its results until we try..shake it baby shake it:)

BlackCrayon 11-18-2010 05:35 PM


TeenCat 11-18-2010 05:50 PM

i like more watching horoscope and weather

wtfent 11-18-2010 06:13 PM

Watch video at 1:25, haha classic!

http://vimeo.com/14019547

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 11-18-2010 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 17710578)

Was a pretty good episode. I was kind of hoping for more after the extended coona nd friends shit eating up most of the second half the season though.


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