Would you rather be shot or tazed? - GoFuckYourself.com

fris · 11-18-2010, 03:47 PM

I would rather be shot than tazed myself.

96ukssob · 11-18-2010, 03:53 PM

tazed... duh! you'll recover in an hour or two

Nicky · 11-18-2010, 03:54 PM

Tazed for sure.

marketsmart · 11-18-2010, 03:54 PM

you dont know very much about gunshot wounds and the lifelong impact they can have on you i guess...

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alias · 11-18-2010, 03:55 PM

Patting down is the new tazer.

kane · 11-18-2010, 03:57 PM

tazed for sure. You recover almost immediately from a tazing. A bullet, even if it doesn't strike you in a vital organ can kill you or cause you lifelong problems.

BruceM · 11-18-2010, 04:02 PM

This has been posted before but it's pretty damn funny "Naked Wizard Tased By Reality"
http://vimeo.com/4273363

Chezter · 11-18-2010, 04:02 PM

Tazed in my cock

fatfoo · 11-18-2010, 05:21 PM

Tazing does less damage than shooting.
It is like setting your phasers to stun rather than kill.

Pipecrew · 11-18-2010, 05:23 PM

Been tazed. You recover in 45 seconds. So I pick taser

CaptainWolfy · 11-18-2010, 05:23 PM

tazed for sure!

KrissyElise · 11-18-2010, 05:34 PM

Tazed. Hands down.

thickcash_amo · 11-18-2010, 05:51 PM

I vote Tazed!

CYF · 11-18-2010, 05:56 PM

tazed for sure, who wants to get shot?

$5 submissions · 11-18-2010, 05:58 PM

I'd rather be tickled

BV · 11-18-2010, 05:59 PM

FYI: It's tased not tazed.

I just took a 5 second probe ride two weeks ago with one of these: http://www.taser.com/products/law/Pages/TASERX26.aspx

It's Non Lethal force unlike some hot lead. As much as it hurts, trust me, you would rather take the taser.

Spunky · 11-18-2010, 07:45 PM

Rather be tazed bro

baddog · 11-18-2010, 07:52 PM

"Cake or death?"
"Cake please."

Zuzana Designs · 11-18-2010, 08:00 PM

When I was in the Army as a MP I had to get tazed and gassed. Both were horrible.

Chris · 11-18-2010, 08:07 PM

tazed

i was shot once in the leg and it fucking sucks .. still .. 10 years later

Zorgman · 11-18-2010, 08:24 PM

I would rather run away from the crazy fuck with both gun and tazer. I might not get far.

SallyRand · 11-18-2010, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris

I would rather be shot than tazed myself.

How about just lightly rapped on the back of the hand with a pencil instead?

Cyber Fucker · 11-18-2010, 09:35 PM

I'm not into sado maso, sorry.

alias · 11-18-2010, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs

When I was in the Army as a MP I had to get tazed and gassed. Both were horrible.

You were a hot military policewoman? Cool.

AnimeFevers · 11-18-2010, 09:48 PM

I would rather taser someone than shoot them

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 11-18-2010, 10:25 PM

i'm gonna go with tazed on this one. I'm pretty sure my heart can handle an electric shot, not so sure it can take a bullet.

NaughtyVisions · 11-18-2010, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

i'm gonna go with tazed on this one. I'm pretty sure my heart can handle an electric shot, not so sure it can take a bullet.

Pussy...

Oh, wait....

potter · 11-18-2010, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

"Cake or death?"
"Cake please."

fris being an rtard

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 11-18-2010, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions

Pussy...

Oh, wait....

My dad was shot in the arm by a drunk fucking around with a loaded rifle on a hunting trip once, pretty much blew his hand clear off his forearm. Had to spend a year getting shit pieced back together. The most of his forearm is made of metal now, and he has little feeling in his hand. Spent months with his hand stuck to his hip to graft skin and was loaded on demerol for ages to deal with the pain. During the winter months it gets sore in the cold. That entire hand is pretty much fucked for life.

Pretty fucking positive I never want to get shot...

NaughtyVisions · 11-18-2010, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

My dad was shot in the arm by a drunk fucking around with a loaded rifle on a hunting trip once, pretty much blew his hand clear off his forearm. Had to spend a year getting shit pieced back together. The most of his forearm is made of metal now, and he has little feeling in his hand. Spent months with his hand stuck to his hip to graft skin and was loaded on demerol for ages to deal with the pain. During the winter months it gets sore in the cold. That entire hand is pretty much fucked for life.

Pretty fucking positive I never want to get shot...

Wow. Did your Dad go hunting with Dick Cheney?

Seriously, though, I don't want to get shot either. I was just playing around with your screenname and avatar. Not trying to be a dick or anything.

PornMD · 11-18-2010, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris

I would rather be shot than tazed myself.

Would you rather get castrated than get a paper cut too? Maybe an eye gouged out over your tongue scalded with hot coffee as well? AIDS over fever?

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 11-18-2010, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions

Wow. Did your Dad go hunting with Dick Cheney

Lol Cheney. Nah, was a buddy of his when he was younger, all pissed up and handed him a loaded gun through a fence, big fucking no-no. Shot him right in the wrist. Needless to say they aren't friends anymore.

u-Bob · 11-19-2010, 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs

When I was in the Army as a MP...

we need pics...

MrCain · 11-19-2010, 03:54 AM

I'll take the taser.

Paul&John · 11-19-2010, 04:45 AM

Tazzzz me

ottopottomouse · 11-19-2010, 04:50 AM

Tazed .

Si · 11-19-2010, 04:55 AM

Hit me with 50000 volts please

ArsewithClass · 11-19-2010, 04:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris

I would rather be shot than tazed myself.

It depends what by....

You are obviously talking by the police, of which I wouldnt want neither, considering I do not put myself in that position to b shot or tazered. However metaphorically speaking, I would rather the Plastic bullet. No damage just lots of pain.

eroticsexxx · 11-19-2010, 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

you dont know very much about gunshot wounds and the lifelong impact they can have on you i guess...

QFFT

CDSmith · 11-19-2010, 06:45 AM

"Don't taze me bro!
wait... what 'r ya doing? Why'r you drawing yer gun?
Wait... No, don't SHOOT me bro!
Bring the tazer back!
Taze me bro! TAZE MEEEE!"

dicksman42 · 11-19-2010, 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnimeFevers

I would rather taser someone than shoot them

Yeah, I wouldn't use deadly force unless they made me,but I would taser the fuck out of at least 3 people a day.

Oracle Porn · 11-19-2010, 07:07 AM

Anyone who said they would rather be shot then tazed, I'm sure anyone with a loaded gun pointed to your head could change your preference rather quickly.

Bottom line, stupid thread.

pOrRiDgE · 11-19-2010, 07:10 AM

Is it tase or taze?

GTS Mark · 11-19-2010, 08:55 AM

eroticsexxx · 11-19-2010, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GTS Mark

Fixed.

Amputate Your Head · 11-19-2010, 09:27 AM

either one, i don't really care. I wear body armor.

John-ACWM · 11-19-2010, 09:37 AM

With today's cops, these seem to be the only alternatives....I guess tazed.

David! · 11-19-2010, 09:42 AM

Taser all the way...

CyberHustler · 11-19-2010, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris

I would rather be shot than tazed myself.

Since this is coming from you, the guy who would rather eat his own shit than drink a fresh cup of water... I believe you.

CyberHustler · 11-19-2010, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

either one, i don't really care. I wear body armor.

So I guess you wear a bullet proof face mask?

11-18-2010, 03:47 PM	#1
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11-18-2010, 03:53 PM	#2
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11-18-2010, 03:54 PM	#3
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11-18-2010, 03:55 PM	#5
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11-18-2010, 03:54 PM	#4
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11-18-2010, 03:57 PM	#6
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	tazed for sure. You recover almost immediately from a tazing. A bullet, even if it doesn't strike you in a vital organ can kill you or cause you lifelong problems.

11-18-2010, 04:02 PM	#8
Chezter Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Brno, Czech rep. Posts: 565	Tazed in my cock

11-18-2010, 05:21 PM	#9
fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	Tazing does less damage than shooting. It is like setting your phasers to stun rather than kill. __________________ Send me an email: [email protected]

11-18-2010, 05:23 PM	#10
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	Been tazed. You recover in 45 seconds. So I pick taser

11-18-2010, 05:23 PM	#11
CaptainWolfy Playa Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Somewhere on the Earth Posts: 8,439	tazed for sure!

11-18-2010, 05:34 PM	#12
KrissyElise Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Porn Valley Posts: 635	Tazed. Hands down.

11-18-2010, 05:51 PM	#13
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11-18-2010, 05:58 PM	#15
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11-18-2010, 05:59 PM	#16
BV wtf Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Bikini State, FL USA Posts: 10,914	FYI: It's tased not tazed. I just took a 5 second probe ride two weeks ago with one of these: http://www.taser.com/products/law/Pages/TASERX26.aspx It's Non Lethal force unlike some hot lead. As much as it hurts, trust me, you would rather take the taser.

11-18-2010, 07:45 PM	#17
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11-18-2010, 07:52 PM	#18
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	"Cake or death?" "Cake please."

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11-18-2010, 08:24 PM	#21
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11-18-2010, 09:35 PM	#23
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11-18-2010, 10:25 PM	#26
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11-19-2010, 03:54 AM	#34
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11-19-2010, 04:55 AM	#37
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11-19-2010, 06:45 AM	#40
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11-19-2010, 09:27 AM	#46
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11-19-2010, 09:42 AM	#48
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