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fris 11-18-2010 03:47 PM

Would you rather be shot or tazed?
 
I would rather be shot than tazed myself.

:pimp

96ukssob 11-18-2010 03:53 PM

tazed... duh! you'll recover in an hour or two

Nicky 11-18-2010 03:54 PM

Tazed for sure.

marketsmart 11-18-2010 03:54 PM

you dont know very much about gunshot wounds and the lifelong impact they can have on you i guess...



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alias 11-18-2010 03:55 PM

Patting down is the new tazer.

kane 11-18-2010 03:57 PM

tazed for sure. You recover almost immediately from a tazing. A bullet, even if it doesn't strike you in a vital organ can kill you or cause you lifelong problems.

BruceM 11-18-2010 04:02 PM

This has been posted before but it's pretty damn funny "Naked Wizard Tased By Reality"
http://vimeo.com/4273363

Chezter 11-18-2010 04:02 PM

Tazed in my cock :)

fatfoo 11-18-2010 05:21 PM

Tazing does less damage than shooting.
It is like setting your phasers to stun rather than kill.

Pipecrew 11-18-2010 05:23 PM

Been tazed. You recover in 45 seconds. So I pick taser

CaptainWolfy 11-18-2010 05:23 PM

tazed for sure!

KrissyElise 11-18-2010 05:34 PM

Tazed. Hands down.

thickcash_amo 11-18-2010 05:51 PM

I vote Tazed!

CYF 11-18-2010 05:56 PM

tazed for sure, who wants to get shot?

$5 submissions 11-18-2010 05:58 PM

I'd rather be tickled :)

BV 11-18-2010 05:59 PM

FYI: It's tased not tazed.

I just took a 5 second probe ride two weeks ago with one of these: http://www.taser.com/products/law/Pages/TASERX26.aspx

It's Non Lethal force unlike some hot lead. As much as it hurts, trust me, you would rather take the taser.

Spunky 11-18-2010 07:45 PM

Rather be tazed bro

baddog 11-18-2010 07:52 PM

"Cake or death?"
"Cake please."

Zuzana Designs 11-18-2010 08:00 PM

When I was in the Army as a MP I had to get tazed and gassed. Both were horrible.

Chris 11-18-2010 08:07 PM

tazed

i was shot once in the leg and it fucking sucks .. still .. 10 years later

Zorgman 11-18-2010 08:24 PM

I would rather run away from the crazy fuck with both gun and tazer. I might not get far.

SallyRand 11-18-2010 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris (Post 17710274)
I would rather be shot than tazed myself.

:pimp

How about just lightly rapped on the back of the hand with a pencil instead?

Cyber Fucker 11-18-2010 09:35 PM

I'm not into sado maso, sorry.

alias 11-18-2010 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 17710849)
When I was in the Army as a MP I had to get tazed and gassed. Both were horrible.

You were a hot military policewoman? Cool. :thumbsup

AnimeFevers 11-18-2010 09:48 PM

I would rather taser someone than shoot them :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 11-18-2010 10:25 PM

i'm gonna go with tazed on this one. I'm pretty sure my heart can handle an electric shot, not so sure it can take a bullet.

NaughtyVisions 11-18-2010 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17711104)
i'm gonna go with tazed on this one. I'm pretty sure my heart can handle an electric shot, not so sure it can take a bullet.

Pussy...



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Oh, wait....:upsidedow

potter 11-18-2010 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17710840)
"Cake or death?"
"Cake please."

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

fris being an rtard

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 11-18-2010 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions (Post 17711110)

My dad was shot in the arm by a drunk fucking around with a loaded rifle on a hunting trip once, pretty much blew his hand clear off his forearm. Had to spend a year getting shit pieced back together. The most of his forearm is made of metal now, and he has little feeling in his hand. Spent months with his hand stuck to his hip to graft skin and was loaded on demerol for ages to deal with the pain. During the winter months it gets sore in the cold. That entire hand is pretty much fucked for life.

Pretty fucking positive I never want to get shot... :2 cents:

NaughtyVisions 11-18-2010 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17711128)
My dad was shot in the arm by a drunk fucking around with a loaded rifle on a hunting trip once, pretty much blew his hand clear off his forearm. Had to spend a year getting shit pieced back together. The most of his forearm is made of metal now, and he has little feeling in his hand. Spent months with his hand stuck to his hip to graft skin and was loaded on demerol for ages to deal with the pain. During the winter months it gets sore in the cold. That entire hand is pretty much fucked for life.

Pretty fucking positive I never want to get shot... :2 cents:

Wow. Did your Dad go hunting with Dick Cheney?

Seriously, though, I don't want to get shot either. I was just playing around with your screenname and avatar. Not trying to be a dick or anything.

PornMD 11-18-2010 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris (Post 17710274)
I would rather be shot than tazed myself.

:pimp

Would you rather get castrated than get a paper cut too? Maybe an eye gouged out over your tongue scalded with hot coffee as well? AIDS over fever?

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 11-18-2010 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions (Post 17711152)
Wow. Did your Dad go hunting with Dick Cheney

Lol Cheney. Nah, was a buddy of his when he was younger, all pissed up and handed him a loaded gun through a fence, big fucking no-no. Shot him right in the wrist. Needless to say they aren't friends anymore.

u-Bob 11-19-2010 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 17710849)
When I was in the Army as a MP...

we need pics...

MrCain 11-19-2010 03:54 AM

I'll take the taser.

Paul&John 11-19-2010 04:45 AM

Tazzzz me

ottopottomouse 11-19-2010 04:50 AM

Tazed .

Si 11-19-2010 04:55 AM

Hit me with 50000 volts please

ArsewithClass 11-19-2010 04:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris (Post 17710274)
I would rather be shot than tazed myself.

:pimp

It depends what by....

You are obviously talking by the police, of which I wouldnt want neither, considering I do not put myself in that position to b shot or tazered. However metaphorically speaking, I would rather the Plastic bullet. No damage just lots of pain.

eroticsexxx 11-19-2010 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 17710307)
you dont know very much about gunshot wounds and the lifelong impact they can have on you i guess...

QFFT :thumbsup

CDSmith 11-19-2010 06:45 AM

"Don't taze me bro!
wait... what 'r ya doing? Why'r you drawing yer gun?
Wait... No, don't SHOOT me bro!
Bring the tazer back!
Taze me bro! TAZE MEEEE!"

dicksman42 11-19-2010 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnimeFevers (Post 17711055)
I would rather taser someone than shoot them :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Yeah, I wouldn't use deadly force unless they made me,but I would taser the fuck out of at least 3 people a day.

Oracle Porn 11-19-2010 07:07 AM

Anyone who said they would rather be shot then tazed, I'm sure anyone with a loaded gun pointed to your head could change your preference rather quickly.

Bottom line, stupid thread.

pOrRiDgE 11-19-2010 07:10 AM

Is it tase or taze?

GTS Mark 11-19-2010 08:55 AM


eroticsexxx 11-19-2010 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GTS Mark (Post 17712074)

Fixed. :winkwink:

Amputate Your Head 11-19-2010 09:27 AM

either one, i don't really care. I wear body armor.

John-ACWM 11-19-2010 09:37 AM

With today's cops, these seem to be the only alternatives....I guess tazed.

David! 11-19-2010 09:42 AM

Taser all the way...

CyberHustler 11-19-2010 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris (Post 17710274)
I would rather be shot than tazed myself.

:pimp

Since this is coming from you, the guy who would rather eat his own shit than drink a fresh cup of water... I believe you.

CyberHustler 11-19-2010 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17712166)
either one, i don't really care. I wear body armor.

So I guess you wear a bullet proof face mask?


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