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Old 10-28-2010, 11:06 AM   #1
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woman runs over mattress, complains of car shimmy at high speed[pics]






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Old 10-28-2010, 11:09 AM   #2
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holy shit.. how the hell does a person not realize that something is wrong RIGHT AWAY? hahaha
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Old 10-28-2010, 11:13 AM   #6
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gotta give her credit for doing something that 6 mechanics need to discuss how to fix!
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Old 10-28-2010, 11:16 AM   #9
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The guys have their eyes blocked out because they don't want anyone to know
that they were ever involved in something this stupid.
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Old 10-28-2010, 11:20 AM   #10
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hey dyna mo, I'll hit you up around 3pm or so.. have yer number still
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Old 10-28-2010, 11:24 AM   #11
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hey dyna mo, I'll hit you up around 3pm or so.. have yer number still
ola amigo, i'm going to have to take a rain check eh, i'm out on the coast, i can't get out to glendale this afternoon.

next time though.
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Old 10-28-2010, 11:24 AM   #12
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holy shit.. how the hell does a person not realize that something is wrong RIGHT AWAY? hahaha
The driver was female.
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did they find out what caused the shimmy??
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Old 10-28-2010, 11:29 AM   #16
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did they find out what caused the shimmy??
It appears that her steering was not aligned.
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did they find out what caused the shimmy??


i'm guessing a tire was out of balance, that's usually the culprit.
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Old 10-28-2010, 11:35 AM   #18
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Ok so why does the vehicle shimmy at high speeds now??


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Old 10-28-2010, 12:02 PM   #20
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Ok so why does the vehicle shimmy at high speeds now??


yeah, strange, the load around the driveshaft seems well balanced
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Old 10-28-2010, 12:12 PM   #21
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yeah, strange, the load around the driveshaft seems well balanced
It does, doesn't it? Hell, would make anyone wonder "wtf can be wrong? Everything is so perfect. It even appears that this vehicle has a protector cage for the drive shaft so it will last almost forever. We may need to call in the specialists for this one boys"
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gotta give her credit for doing something that 6 mechanics need to discuss how to fix!
I think thats more of a How the Fuck factor than anything
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I think thats more of a How the Fuck factor than anything
i'm not so sure, how would you fix this?
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Old 10-28-2010, 12:18 PM   #24
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Haha - that was good for an afternoon laugh..
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i'm not so sure, how would you fix this?
Quite easy actually, use a torch to cut it partially, then just pull it off
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Quite easy actually, use a torch to cut it partially, then just pull it off
i disagree.

it's wound tight on either side of the back u-joint, you can't torch that without doing damage. even when you get access to it, you won't be able to just pull it off the drive shaft.

i'd say it will need to have the rear u-joint broken and prolly the front as well, yank the drive shaft and replace. if it went past the front u-joint that can be a nightmare. + getting that wire off the part of the differential and after the u-joint will take some work. there are seals and such all over that area, you can't just go in there with a torch blazing, those seals are heat sensitive.
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Haha, wtf? I would have loved to see video of that...
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i disagree.

it's wound tight on either side of the back u-joint, you can't torch that without doing damage. even when you get access to it, you won't be able to just pull it off the drive shaft.

i'd say it will need to have the rear u-joint broken and prolly the front as well, yank the drive shaft and replace. if it went past the front u-joint that can be a nightmare. + getting that wire off the part of the differential and after the u-joint will take some work. there are seals and such all over that area, you can't just go in there with a torch blazing, those seals are heat sensitive.
I would still say, the bulk of it can be cut away, if you know what you are doing with a torch
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I would still say, the bulk of it can be cut away, if you know what you are doing with a torch
you could be right, i could be right, pretty hard to say from here.
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Damn, now thats how to sell a mattress. Shimmy's at high speed.

But good for a car? Not quite so much.

I also laughed at the black out on the mechanics eyes, to protect the innocent lol.
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Couldn't you just drive down the highway in reverse and let it unwind
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Guy 1: What the fuck is this?

Guy 2: Let's cut it all out of there!!

Guy 3: What in the hell happened here?!

Guy 4: Is that a mattress??

Guy 5: Let's grease the living fuck out of it and bill her for extra headlight fluid or replacement of both transmissions.

Guy 6: "Mira que cosa está la mujer…"


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