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10-04-2010, 09:26 AM
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Old School Webmaster
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Best way to deal with telemarketers
These are my only favorites in IE:
http://www.soundboards.com/upload/01Aug2008/alec.swf http://www.fart-sounds.net/fartboard.swf http://70.85.109.171/albino_flash010...eep.com%29.swf I actually like getting phone calls now. |
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10-04-2010, 10:09 AM
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Geo Cities
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I just say "Hello, Security"
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10-04-2010, 10:10 AM
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BACON BACON BACON
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i ask them what they are wearing...they usually hang up
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10-04-2010, 10:16 AM
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10-04-2010, 10:16 AM
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double post...
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10-04-2010, 10:17 AM
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Lmao I love the Napoleon Dynamite one.
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10-04-2010, 10:45 AM
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Old School Webmaster
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The people I work with love when I ONLY communicate through soundboards.
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10-04-2010, 10:47 AM
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i ask for their full name... then i google them quick and try to sound interested while they talk... then when i find out their pets name or boyfriend or nude pics or anything else like that i tell them. they usually hang up on me then.
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10-04-2010, 10:58 AM
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I am Amazing Content!
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they usually start with "do you have a minute"... i just say no and hang up
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10-04-2010, 11:02 AM
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Porn Pusher
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Start with..
"One sec can you give me your direct line" Then post it somewhere on CL giving away something.
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10-04-2010, 12:56 PM
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(felis madjewicus)
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The BEST way to deal with telemarketers...
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10-04-2010, 12:59 PM
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I just hang up.
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10-04-2010, 01:24 PM
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10-04-2010, 02:12 PM
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You'll love this soundboard then: http://www.melgibsonsoundboard.com/
"You should just fucking smile, and BLOW ME!"
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10-04-2010, 02:33 PM
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I love the "Pitch" Seinfeld episode where he puts a telemarketer in their place
"Hi. Would you be interested in switching over to TMI Long Distance service?" "Oh, gee, I can't talk right now. Why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you later." "Uh, sorry, we're not allowed to do that." "Oh, I guess you don't want people calling you at home." "No." "Well, now you know how I feel." - Telemarketer and Jerry, in "The Pitch" |
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10-04-2010, 02:35 PM
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A good DJ at a nightclub can mix a lot of good different sound effects. For example, they can take a certain funny sound from Cypress Hill that lasts only 2 seconds. They can repeat it. The sound of a precious stone from Diablo and the bubbling of the mana potion can also be used.
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10-04-2010, 06:43 PM
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10-04-2010, 08:38 PM
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I still hate them..
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10-04-2010, 08:50 PM
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I need a beer
 
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I just say hold on a minute,I have something on the stove and leave them there
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