Best way to deal with telemarketers
 

These are my only favorites in IE:

http://www.soundboards.com/upload/01Aug2008/alec.swf

http://www.fart-sounds.net/fartboard.swf

http://70.85.109.171/albino_flash010...eep.com%29.swf

I actually like getting phone calls now.

I just say "Hello, Security"

i ask them what they are wearing...they usually hang up

this one is the best:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/740134...cene_hilarius/

double post...

Lmao I love the Napoleon Dynamite one.

The people I work with love when I ONLY communicate through soundboards.

i ask for their full name... then i google them quick and try to sound interested while they talk... then when i find out their pets name or boyfriend or nude pics or anything else like that i tell them. they usually hang up on me then.

they usually start with "do you have a minute"... i just say no and hang up

Start with..

"One sec can you give me your direct line" Then post it somewhere on CL giving away something.

The BEST way to deal with telemarketers...

I just hang up.

classic :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You'll love this soundboard then: http://www.melgibsonsoundboard.com/

"You should just fucking smile, and BLOW ME!"

I love the "Pitch" Seinfeld episode where he puts a telemarketer in their place

"Hi. Would you be interested in switching over to TMI Long Distance service?"
"Oh, gee, I can't talk right now. Why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you later."
"Uh, sorry, we're not allowed to do that."
"Oh, I guess you don't want people calling you at home."
"No."
"Well, now you know how I feel."
- Telemarketer and Jerry, in "The Pitch"

A good DJ at a nightclub can mix a lot of good different sound effects. For example, they can take a certain funny sound from Cypress Hill that lasts only 2 seconds. They can repeat it. The sound of a precious stone from Diablo and the bubbling of the mana potion can also be used.

Holy shit that's epic :thumbsup

Sounds very fake.

I still hate them..

everything on youtube is fake, absolutely everything

I just say hold on a minute,I have something on the stove and leave them there