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Litzer · 10-02-2010, 01:20 AM

What is the best way to meet Steve Lightspeed or get a picture taken with him? Serious.
I know I'm going to get some troll comments , but whatever.

AdPatron · 10-02-2010, 01:23 AM

Pay him $1, cause that's all he's worth.

Antonio · 10-02-2010, 01:27 AM

Glad to see that I'm not the only one that has stalkers...

Vick! · 10-02-2010, 01:48 AM

At some show?

Matyko · 10-02-2010, 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by JoesTraffic

Pay him $1, cause that's all he's worth.

i dont get it, why the hate?

MasterM · 10-02-2010, 02:11 AM

download a pirate video ? ;p

corvette · 10-02-2010, 02:32 AM

not hard if your a cheerleader

Quence · 10-02-2010, 03:51 AM

tell him you sell coke for cheap.

Agent 488 · 10-02-2010, 04:06 AM

time machine back to 2002.

Litzer · 10-02-2010, 04:10 AM

So I need to be a time traveling ,coke addicted , pirate - cheerleader who has $1 to his name?

If so , I'm in.

But seriously.

JFK · 10-02-2010, 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Litzer

What is the best way to meet Steve Lightspeed or get a picture taken with him? Serious.
I know I'm going to get some troll comments , but whatever.

come to the Phoenix Forum, I would be happy to oblige you, provided he agrees

Jon Oso · 10-02-2010, 04:16 AM

Just do what I do to Nikki Licks and dress up as the back door.

Litzer · 10-02-2010, 04:24 AM

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Originally Posted by JFK

come to the Phoenix Forum, I would be happy to oblige you, provided he agrees

Right on. I'll try to remind you once the Phoenix Forum rolls around.

johnsteele · 10-02-2010, 04:41 AM

If you seriously want to connect with him, the easiest way is to post a comment in one of the many threads he monitors. He posts almost every day and would see your post. Having spoken to him yesterday (I am his attorney), he is not hard to reach, especially if you want to talk about how piracy is bad for porn.

czarina · 10-02-2010, 04:55 AM

guys, cut the guy some slack, he's probably trying to get in touch to do business with him.

Litzer · 10-02-2010, 06:38 AM

Maybe someone can Photoshop a photo for me.

Hank_Heartland · 10-02-2010, 06:57 AM

Steve is not that hard to talk too...Just send him an email

seeandsee · 10-02-2010, 06:59 AM

just ask him to DHL you one

Quagmire · 10-02-2010, 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by johnsteele

If you seriously want to connect with him, the easiest way is to post a comment in one of the many threads he monitors. He posts almost every day and would see your post. Having spoken to him yesterday (I am his attorney), he is not hard to reach, especially if you want to talk about how piracy is bad for porn.

SteveHardeman · 10-02-2010, 07:21 AM

How big of a no-brainer can this be? Go to the next show Steve is at, wait till nighttime, go to the pool area in your tighty-whity underwear, wait for Steve to show up and have your buddy snap a pic Done.

Geesh. :-)

Matyko · 10-02-2010, 07:53 AM

I love the two posters above me!

J. Falcon · 10-02-2010, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by MasterM

download a pirate video ? ;p

Barefootsies · 10-02-2010, 08:07 AM

Go to a conference. Look for him in his baseball jersey that says, "Lightspeed" on the back. Flag down JFK or baddog and have one of them take your picture, and then post it up on GFY.

NEW XTC · 10-02-2010, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by MasterM

download a pirate video ? ;p

hahahahah

will76 · 10-02-2010, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Litzer

What is the best way to get a picture taken with him?

photoshop

chronig · 10-02-2010, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Quagmire

This made me crack up

TheSwed · 10-02-2010, 08:31 AM

do a search on facebook for SteveLightspeed and you will find him there

marketsmart · 10-02-2010, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnsteele

If you seriously want to connect with him, the easiest way is to post a comment in one of the many threads he monitors. He posts almost every day and would see your post. Having spoken to him yesterday (I am his attorney), he is not hard to reach, especially if you want to talk about how piracy is bad for porn.

i just saw an ambulance go by my house and some guy was chasing after it...

was that you (the guy chasing the ambulance)?

.

Nikki_Licks · 10-02-2010, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Oso

Just do what I do to Nikki Licks and dress up as the back door.

Say what? Guessing on how much you drink, you could be the back door....

Hank_Heartland · 10-02-2010, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveHardeman

How big of a no-brainer can this be? Go to the next show Steve is at, wait till nighttime, go to the pool area in your tighty-whity underwear, wait for Steve to show up and have your buddy snap a pic Done.

Geesh. :-)

Be sure to wear a cowboy hat

DBS.US · 10-02-2010, 09:42 AM

If you do ever meet him, don't look directly in his eyes or you'll have to buy him a beer.

LongBG · 10-02-2010, 09:43 AM

Do you want to become a Lightspeed boy?

chronig · 10-02-2010, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by czarina

guys, cut the guy some slack, he's probably trying to get in touch to do business with him.

Neg. He is a surfer/fan.

Agent 488 · 10-02-2010, 09:57 AM

guess you regret downloading that jordan capri sex tape now don't you idiot?

Litzer · 10-02-2010, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank_Heartland

Steve is not that hard to talk too...Just send him an email

Contact?

DBS.US · 10-02-2010, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Litzer

Contact?

Use your computer to find him. Google-Steve-LightSpeed-contact-enter

mineistaken · 10-02-2010, 03:29 PM

is this a dumb question? How about you contact him and arrange a date for the meeting?

Deej · 10-02-2010, 06:40 PM

Steve saved my life in Mexico...

AlCapone · 10-02-2010, 06:56 PM

You don't meet Steve Lightspeed. He meets you.

Sarah_Jayne · 10-02-2010, 07:04 PM

Dodgeball court at Phx?

dig420 · 10-02-2010, 10:48 PM

Are you fucking serious?

Jon Oso · 10-02-2010, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks

Say what? Guessing on how much you drink, you could be the back door....

That's not a door handle you're grabbing, pal

Litzer · 10-02-2010, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420

Are you fucking serious?

Serious as Serious.

Plutonium Richard · 10-05-2010, 10:22 AM

Just be Totally Tabitha

SteveLightspeed · 10-21-2010, 10:39 PM

Come to the Phoenix Forum next year. I'd be happy to have a pic taken with you.

Steve Lightspeed

Far-L · 10-22-2010, 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

Come to the Phoenix Forum next year. I'd be happy to have a pic taken with you.

Steve Lightspeed

Why am I the only one wondering if this is an assassin on a mission of malcontent, sent by those who hate Lightspeed's assault on their way of life, someone searching for a high bounty offered by the pro-piracy violent fringe?

PornMD · 10-22-2010, 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Far-L

Why am I the only one wondering if this is an assassin on a mission of malcontent, sent by those who hate Lightspeed's assault on their way of life, someone searching for a high bounty offered by the pro-piracy violent fringe?

Cuz he's been acting like a total n00b even after 2+ years being here?

nico-t · 10-22-2010, 05:17 AM

why? serious question

wild johnny · 10-22-2010, 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

Come to the Phoenix Forum next year. I'd be happy to have a pic taken with you.

Steve Lightspeed

Best answer thus far...Laughing!!

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