How to meet Steve Lightspeed.
 

What is the best way to meet Steve Lightspeed or get a picture taken with him? Serious.
I know I'm going to get some troll comments , but whatever.

Pay him $1, cause that's all he's worth.

Glad to see that I'm not the only one that has stalkers...

At some show?

i dont get it, why the hate? :helpme

download a pirate video ? ;p

not hard if your a cheerleader

tell him you sell coke for cheap.

time machine back to 2002.

So I need to be a time traveling ,coke addicted , pirate - cheerleader who has $1 to his name?

If so , I'm in.

But seriously.

come to the Phoenix Forum, I would be happy to oblige you, provided he agrees:thumbsup

Just do what I do to Nikki Licks and dress up as the back door.

Right on. I'll try to remind you once the Phoenix Forum rolls around.

If you seriously want to connect with him, the easiest way is to post a comment in one of the many threads he monitors. He posts almost every day and would see your post. Having spoken to him yesterday (I am his attorney), he is not hard to reach, especially if you want to talk about how piracy is bad for porn.

guys, cut the guy some slack, he's probably trying to get in touch to do business with him.

Maybe someone can Photoshop a photo for me.

Steve is not that hard to talk too...Just send him an email:thumbsup

just ask him to DHL you one

How big of a no-brainer can this be? Go to the next show Steve is at, wait till nighttime, go to the pool area in your tighty-whity underwear, wait for Steve to show up and have your buddy snap a pic Done.

Geesh. :-)

I love the two posters above me! :)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Go to a conference. Look for him in his baseball jersey that says, "Lightspeed" on the back. Flag down JFK or baddog and have one of them take your picture, and then post it up on GFY.
:2 cents:

hahahahah

photoshop

This made me crack up :1orglaugh

do a search on facebook for SteveLightspeed and you will find him there
:2 cents:

i just saw an ambulance go by my house and some guy was chasing after it...

was that you (the guy chasing the ambulance)?




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Say what? Guessing on how much you drink, you could be the back door....:1orglaugh

Be sure to wear a cowboy hat:winkwink:

If you do ever meet him, don't look directly in his eyes or you'll have to buy him a beer.

Do you want to become a Lightspeed boy?

Neg. He is a surfer/fan. :thumbsup

guess you regret downloading that jordan capri sex tape now don't you idiot?

Contact?

Use your computer to find him. Google-Steve-LightSpeed-contact-enter

is this a dumb question? How about you contact him and arrange a date for the meeting?

Steve saved my life in Mexico...

You don't meet Steve Lightspeed. He meets you.

Dodgeball court at Phx?

Are you fucking serious?

That's not a door handle you're grabbing, pal :1orglaugh

Serious as Serious.

Just be Totally Tabitha


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Come to the Phoenix Forum next year. I'd be happy to have a pic taken with you.

Steve Lightspeed

Why am I the only one wondering if this is an assassin on a mission of malcontent, sent by those who hate Lightspeed's assault on their way of life, someone searching for a high bounty offered by the pro-piracy violent fringe?

Cuz he's been acting like a total n00b even after 2+ years being here?

why? serious question

Best answer thus far...Laughing!!