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BFT3K · 09-27-2010, 02:00 PM

I have to admit, Snooki may be vapid, but I dig the proportions!

This ?Jersey Shore? star has traded in a fist pump for a stomach pump.

Nicole ?Snooki? Polizzi was hospitalized in South Beach for alcohol poisoning during the filming of the second season of ?Jersey Shore,? RadarOnline.com reported today.

In May, the 4-foot-9 Polizzi was so intoxicated that she needed to be carried out of ?Dream,? a Miami-area nightclub, by the show?s producers.

She was taken to a nearby hospital to be treated for alcohol poisoning, the celebrity website reported.

Story continues here...

http://www.nypost.com/p/blogs/tvblog...ms_ss=facebook

sologirlcontent · 09-27-2010, 02:03 PM

then you would fuck an EWOK also?

dan@noof · 09-27-2010, 02:06 PM

She's a fucking troll for chrissakes. And not the sometimes-funny internet kind. I'm talking the you-can't-cross-the-bridge kinda troll.

sweetcuties · 09-27-2010, 02:07 PM

I'd bang her if given the opportunity

BFT3K · 09-27-2010, 02:09 PM

I film for http://www.BoobieMovies.com here in NJ.

I wonder if she would be up for it?

Would make for some great publicity!

BFT3K · 09-27-2010, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by sologirlcontent

then you would fuck an EWOK also?

Snooki is not an EWOK!

Nice avatar by the way - she bounced her boobies pretty good on SNL this week. Someone should make an animated gif out of her appearance. I think you can find the clip on HULU.com

lucPL · 09-27-2010, 02:29 PM

troll alert

NaughtyVisions · 09-27-2010, 02:36 PM

Here, I solved your problem:

TheDoc · 09-27-2010, 03:51 PM

Damn she lived.

icymelon · 09-27-2010, 04:16 PM

its pop culture if we like it or not. might as well embrace the snooki

opflix · 09-27-2010, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by sologirlcontent

then you would fuck an EWOK also?

if its got tits like hers? yes

CYF · 09-27-2010, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions

Here, I solved your problem:

as long as she doesn't talk I could handle that

HomerSimpson · 09-27-2010, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions

Here, I solved your problem:

good work!

NaughtyVisions · 09-27-2010, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions

Here, I solved your problem:

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Originally Posted by CYF

as long as she doesn't talk I could handle that

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Originally Posted by HomerSimpson

good work!

Here, an alternate version, since she does kind of have "fuck me" eyes:

Or you could combine both options.

woj · 09-27-2010, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions

Here, an alternate version, since she does kind of have "fuck me" eyes:

Or you could combine both options.

fatfoo · 09-27-2010, 07:09 PM

She's a beautiful doll. Sure, women are usually shorter than men.

Spunky · 09-27-2010, 07:35 PM

Need some pix of those boobies

Loki · 09-27-2010, 07:54 PM

What... no one mentioned a fist pump to her pussy??? lol

-Loki-

NaughtyVisions · 09-27-2010, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Need some pix of those boobies

Trust me, you don't want to see them.

And fixed:

BFT3K · 09-27-2010, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions

Trust me, you don't want to see them.

Yikes! That's not very good at all...

NaughtyVisions · 09-27-2010, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K

Yikes! That's not very good at all...

Yeah, I was thinking the same as you in your OP with the proportions thing, but when I found that pic it completely changed my mind.

HighEnergy · 09-27-2010, 09:02 PM

Whadda a fat dumb Chilean cunt.

If you'll stoop to that you'll stoop to anything, IMO

~

opflix · 09-27-2010, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions

my dick went like... WTF??

Fbomb - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-27-2010, 09:24 PM

Oh fuck. Those are some pancake tits. Thats not busty. And she has a gut.

Chosen · 09-27-2010, 09:40 PM

V_RocKs · 09-27-2010, 10:09 PM

Those bags she is carrying are themselves hiding her real bags.

Supz · 09-27-2010, 10:56 PM

I knew it.

leg4 · 09-28-2010, 12:40 AM

She's a nice lil short-stack, I'd fuck her.

papill0n · 09-28-2010, 12:45 AM

perfect

ContentPimp · 09-28-2010, 01:11 AM

oh wow, love the ps work! LOL

SGS · 09-28-2010, 01:21 AM

Does she know what a gym is?

ottopottomouse · 09-28-2010, 04:02 AM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K

I have to admit, Snooki may be vapid, but I dig the proportions!

You dig short and fat?

Sarah_Jayne · 09-28-2010, 04:09 AM

I often feel like the only person that has never seen that show.

Sarah_Jayne · 09-28-2010, 04:10 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

You dig short and fat?

Thank god some people do....

Ethersync · 09-28-2010, 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions

Here, an alternate version, since she does kind of have "fuck me" eyes:

Or you could combine both options.

CaptainHowdy · 09-28-2010, 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions

Aaaahahahahahahaha!

pornguy · 09-28-2010, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

I often feel like the only person that has never seen that show.

Dont feel bad.. I thought it was some sort of shooting on the news the first time I heard about it. Still have not bothered to try and see it.

Ethersync · 09-28-2010, 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions

She does look like a shaved Ewok...

StinkyPink · 09-28-2010, 06:56 AM

I like short and fat.

maxxtro · 09-28-2010, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions

I could fuck that. No problemo.

09-28-2010, 08:40 AM

id rather jwoww or whatever her name

Scott McD · 09-28-2010, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions

LMAOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!

09-27-2010, 02:00 PM	#1
BFT3K Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Narnia Posts: 10,764	Under 5 Feet Tall and Naturally Busty! I have to admit, Snooki may be vapid, but I dig the proportions! This ?Jersey Shore? star has traded in a fist pump for a stomach pump. Nicole ?Snooki? Polizzi was hospitalized in South Beach for alcohol poisoning during the filming of the second season of ?Jersey Shore,? RadarOnline.com reported today. In May, the 4-foot-9 Polizzi was so intoxicated that she needed to be carried out of ?Dream,? a Miami-area nightclub, by the show?s producers. She was taken to a nearby hospital to be treated for alcohol poisoning, the celebrity website reported. Story continues here... http://www.nypost.com/p/blogs/tvblog...ms_ss=facebook

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BFT3K Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Narnia Posts: 10,764	I film for http://www.BoobieMovies.com here in NJ. I wonder if she would be up for it? Would make for some great publicity!

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