Under 5 Feet Tall and Naturally Busty!

[BFT3K]

I have to admit, Snooki may be vapid, but I dig the proportions!



This ?Jersey Shore? star has traded in a fist pump for a stomach pump.

Nicole ?Snooki? Polizzi was hospitalized in South Beach for alcohol poisoning during the filming of the second season of ?Jersey Shore,? RadarOnline.com reported today.

In May, the 4-foot-9 Polizzi was so intoxicated that she needed to be carried out of ?Dream,? a Miami-area nightclub, by the show?s producers.

She was taken to a nearby hospital to be treated for alcohol poisoning, the celebrity website reported.

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[sologirlcontent]

then you would fuck an EWOK also?

[dan@noof]

She's a fucking troll for chrissakes. And not the sometimes-funny internet kind. I'm talking the you-can't-cross-the-bridge kinda troll.

[sweetcuties]

I'd bang her if given the opportunity

[BFT3K]

I film for http://www.BoobieMovies.com here in NJ.

I wonder if she would be up for it?

Would make for some great publicity!

[BFT3K]

then you would fuck an EWOK also?

Snooki is not an EWOK!

Nice avatar by the way - she bounced her boobies pretty good on SNL this week. Someone should make an animated gif out of her appearance. I think you can find the clip on HULU.com

[lucPL]

troll alert

[NaughtyVisions]

Here, I solved your problem:

[TheDoc]

Damn she lived.

[icymelon]

its pop culture if we like it or not. might as well embrace the snooki

[opflix]

then you would fuck an EWOK also?

if its got tits like hers? yes

[CYF]

Here, I solved your problem:

as long as she doesn't talk I could handle that

[HomerSimpson]

Here, I solved your problem:

good work!

[NaughtyVisions]

Here, I solved your problem:

as long as she doesn't talk I could handle that

good work!

Here, an alternate version, since she does kind of have "fuck me" eyes:



Or you could combine both options.

[woj]

Here, an alternate version, since she does kind of have "fuck me" eyes:



Or you could combine both options.

[fatfoo]

She's a beautiful doll. Sure, women are usually shorter than men.

[Spunky]

Need some pix of those boobies

[Loki]

What... no one mentioned a fist pump to her pussy??? lol

-Loki-

[NaughtyVisions]

Need some pix of those boobies

Trust me, you don't want to see them.


















And fixed:

[BFT3K]

Trust me, you don't want to see them.

Yikes! That's not very good at all...

[NaughtyVisions]

Yikes! That's not very good at all...

Yeah, I was thinking the same as you in your OP with the proportions thing, but when I found that pic it completely changed my mind.

[HighEnergy]

Whadda a fat dumb Chilean cunt.


If you'll stoop to that you'll stoop to anything, IMO

~

[opflix]

my dick went like... WTF??

[Fbomb - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Oh fuck. Those are some pancake tits. Thats not busty. And she has a gut.

[Chosen]

[V_RocKs]

Those bags she is carrying are themselves hiding her real bags.

[Supz]

I knew it.

[leg4]

She's a nice lil short-stack, I'd fuck her.

[papill0n]

perfect

[ContentPimp]

oh wow, love the ps work! LOL

[SGS]

Does she know what a gym is?

[ottopottomouse]

I have to admit, Snooki may be vapid, but I dig the proportions!

You dig short and fat?

[Sarah_Jayne]

I often feel like the only person that has never seen that show.

[Sarah_Jayne]

You dig short and fat?

Thank god some people do....

[Ethersync]

Here, an alternate version, since she does kind of have "fuck me" eyes:



Or you could combine both options.

[CaptainHowdy]

Aaaahahahahahahaha!

[pornguy]

I often feel like the only person that has never seen that show.

Dont feel bad.. I thought it was some sort of shooting on the news the first time I heard about it. Still have not bothered to try and see it.

[Ethersync]

She does look like a shaved Ewok...

[StinkyPink]

I like short and fat.

[maxxtro]

I could fuck that. No problemo.

[Altwebdesign]

id rather jwoww or whatever her name

[Scott McD]

LMAOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!