Under 5 Feet Tall and Naturally Busty!
 

I have to admit, Snooki may be vapid, but I dig the proportions!

http://www.nypost.com/r/nypost/2010/...4--415x415.jpg

This ?Jersey Shore? star has traded in a fist pump for a stomach pump.

Nicole ?Snooki? Polizzi was hospitalized in South Beach for alcohol poisoning during the filming of the second season of ?Jersey Shore,? RadarOnline.com reported today.

In May, the 4-foot-9 Polizzi was so intoxicated that she needed to be carried out of ?Dream,? a Miami-area nightclub, by the show?s producers.

She was taken to a nearby hospital to be treated for alcohol poisoning, the celebrity website reported.

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then you would fuck an EWOK also?

She's a fucking troll for chrissakes. And not the sometimes-funny internet kind. I'm talking the you-can't-cross-the-bridge kinda troll.

I'd bang her if given the opportunity :thumbsup

I film for http://www.BoobieMovies.com here in NJ.

I wonder if she would be up for it?

Would make for some great publicity!

Snooki is not an EWOK!

Nice avatar by the way - she bounced her boobies pretty good on SNL this week. Someone should make an animated gif out of her appearance. I think you can find the clip on HULU.com

troll alert

Here, I solved your problem:

http://i51.tinypic.com/34e44yp.jpg

Damn she lived.

its pop culture if we like it or not. might as well embrace the snooki

if its got tits like hers? yes :2 cents:

as long as she doesn't talk I could handle that :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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good work!

Here, an alternate version, since she does kind of have "fuck me" eyes:

http://i53.tinypic.com/339u7ah.jpg

Or you could combine both options. :2 cents:

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She's a beautiful doll. Sure, women are usually shorter than men.

Need some pix of those boobies

What... no one mentioned a fist pump to her pussy??? lol

-Loki-

Trust me, you don't want to see them.
















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And fixed:


http://i56.tinypic.com/2a8gd54.jpg

Yikes! That's not very good at all...

Yeah, I was thinking the same as you in your OP with the proportions thing, but when I found that pic it completely changed my mind. :Oh crap

Whadda a fat dumb Chilean cunt.


If you'll stoop to that you'll stoop to anything, IMO

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:Oh crap my dick went like... WTF?? :eek7

Oh fuck. Those are some pancake tits. Thats not busty. And she has a gut.

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Those bags she is carrying are themselves hiding her real bags.

I knew it.

She's a nice lil short-stack, I'd fuck her.

http://i56.tinypic.com/2a8gd54.jpg

:1orglaugh perfect

oh wow, love the ps work! LOL

Does she know what a gym is?

You dig short and fat?

I often feel like the only person that has never seen that show.

Thank god some people do....

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Aaaahahahahahahaha!

Dont feel bad.. I thought it was some sort of shooting on the news the first time I heard about it. Still have not bothered to try and see it.

She does look like a shaved Ewok...

I like short and fat.

I could fuck that. No problemo.

id rather jwoww or whatever her name

LMAOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh