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mizmiz · 09-26-2010, 09:03 AM

I got it today.
Its better to use your hand or even fuck fat ladies.
I dont feel anything with this shit!

itx · 09-26-2010, 09:05 AM

hmrrrrrmm

suesheboy · 09-26-2010, 09:08 AM

Years of product testing and I have yet to find a decent toy for men. For women? Tons.

woj · 09-26-2010, 09:08 AM

did you buy one or did you get a hookup deal?

LeRoy · 09-26-2010, 09:09 AM

Yah I heard that too from some others.

It's called a handjob for a reason. lol

BlueDude · 09-26-2010, 09:11 AM

WTF you can't get laid?

charlie g · 09-26-2010, 09:11 AM

Yep bro, the hand can never be beaten. ?

BloodFart · 09-26-2010, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by mizmiz

I dont feel anything with this shit!

Don't blame them for your cock not hitting the sides

Slutboat · 09-26-2010, 09:16 AM

Slick · 09-26-2010, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Slutboat

ROFL, ha ha, I'll have to do that !

Chosen · 09-26-2010, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Slutboat

DateDoc · 09-26-2010, 09:32 AM

a true spinner

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Originally Posted by Slutboat

ottopottomouse · 09-26-2010, 10:29 AM

Might as well have made a thread saying you have a tiny cock.

Just go back to ordinary masterbathing and buy this instead.

CaptainHowdy · 09-26-2010, 10:47 AM

Fleshlight is not intended for dogs. Goodluck.

HomerSimpson · 09-26-2010, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Slutboat

wtf lol

Overload · 09-26-2010, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by BloodFart

Don't blame them for your cock not hitting the sides

i was about to say the same ... penis pills 1st and THEN fleshlight (not that i'd ever use one) ... rofl

DBS.US · 09-26-2010, 04:15 PM

It works great for the GFY crew that sells it, GFY guys don't need to use it.

mizmiz · 09-26-2010, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Might as well have made a thread saying you have a tiny cock.

Just go back to ordinary masterbathing and buy this instead.

Why such hate ottopottomouse, when I puted my cock up your mouth , you choked right?
remember?
Your such a liar I cant believe you...

I really loved you

fatfoo · 09-26-2010, 05:45 PM

You don't feel anything? That sucks.
I noticed that I don't feel much with a condom of low sensitivity.

Fucksakes · 09-26-2010, 06:40 PM

The Tenga Flip Hole is better

Loch · 09-26-2010, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Might as well have made a thread saying you have a tiny cock.

Just go back to ordinary masterbathing and buy this instead.

I just figured he was Asian lol

Tippy · 09-26-2010, 06:44 PM

http://www.roboticblowjob.com/

pussyluver · 09-26-2010, 06:47 PM

Screw the end cap tighter! Read the instructions. Wash after use.

anexsia · 09-26-2010, 07:51 PM

Sometimes I seriously wonder about GFY

Overload · 09-26-2010, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by anexsia

Sometimes I seriously wonder about GFY

still? wow

mizmiz · 09-26-2010, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by mizmiz

I got it today.
Its better to use your hand or even fuck fat ladies.
I dont feel anything with this shit!

Im really sorry guys, but flesh light ROCKS!!!!!!!
I used it for the second time with out any watery lotion and it feels amazing...
Almost like a pussy even better...

lagcam · 09-26-2010, 09:20 PM

Fleshlight sucks?

So what is the problem? It is supposed to suck right?

papill0n · 09-26-2010, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by mizmiz

Im really sorry guys, but flesh light ROCKS!!!!!!!
I used it for the second time with out any watery lotion and it feels amazing...
Almost like a pussy even better...

thats fucking awesome man now try filling it with a mixture of tiger balm, brake fluid and fire ants and get back to me asap

facialfreak · 09-26-2010, 11:28 PM

I thought he was announcing a new powered unit ....

PornMD · 09-26-2010, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by mizmiz

Im really sorry guys, but flesh light ROCKS!!!!!!!
I used it for the second time with out any watery lotion and it feels amazing...
Almost like a pussy even better...

You should put a really sharp knife on the other end of it...supposed to be a killer sensation.

Davy · 09-27-2010, 03:18 AM

It was okay the first time I used it.
Haven't used it much since.
I don't like the stickyness of the material when the lube dries out.

loreen · 09-27-2010, 03:39 AM

My bf doesn't like it either. Used it once and then throw it away.
Had to wash it, warm it, lube it...

incredibleworkethic · 09-27-2010, 05:38 AM

I actually swear by the fleshlight. I actually lost it when I was moving but until I moved I seriously used it twice a day. Fucking sweet. Maybe your cock didn't like the model you picked.

I just fucking spit into the damn thing or use hand lotion and it works like a charm!

Quence · 09-27-2010, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by mizmiz

I got it today.
Its better to use your hand or even fuck fat ladies.
I dont feel anything with this shit!

you have teh micro-penis

John-ACWM · 09-27-2010, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Slutboat

LOL that could be the beginning of something beautiful

Scott McD · 09-27-2010, 11:40 AM

Well i had fun!

PR_Glen · 09-27-2010, 12:23 PM

shouldn't have saved some money and picked up a used one...

SleazyDream · 09-27-2010, 12:26 PM

fleshlights are actually pretty good - you have to heat them up with warm water and use a lot of lube though to get the proper effect - might be a little more effort and mess then your hand, but the effect is honestly pretty damn good and seriously better then some of the women out there these days.

Quagmire · 09-27-2010, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by loreen

My bf doesn't like it either. Used it once and then throw it away.
Had to wash it, warm it, lube it...

sounds like the hassles you get with a real woman.

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