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mizmiz 09-26-2010 09:03 AM

FLESHLIGHT sucks!!!!
 
I got it today.
Its better to use your hand or even fuck fat ladies.
I dont feel anything with this shit!

itx 09-26-2010 09:05 AM

hmrrrrrmm

suesheboy 09-26-2010 09:08 AM

Years of product testing and I have yet to find a decent toy for men. For women? Tons.

woj 09-26-2010 09:08 AM

did you buy one or did you get a hookup deal?

LeRoy 09-26-2010 09:09 AM

Yah I heard that too from some others.

It's called a handjob for a reason. lol

BlueDude 09-26-2010 09:11 AM

WTF you can't get laid?

charlie g 09-26-2010 09:11 AM

Yep bro, the hand can never be beaten. ?

BloodFart 09-26-2010 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by mizmiz (Post 17541513)
I dont feel anything with this shit!

Don't blame them for your cock not hitting the sides :2 cents:

Slutboat 09-26-2010 09:16 AM

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3222/...992b316c15.jpg

Slick 09-26-2010 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Slutboat (Post 17541546)

ROFL, ha ha, I'll have to do that !

Chosen 09-26-2010 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slutboat (Post 17541546)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

DateDoc 09-26-2010 09:32 AM

a true spinner
Quote:

Originally Posted by Slutboat (Post 17541546)


ottopottomouse 09-26-2010 10:29 AM

Might as well have made a thread saying you have a tiny cock.

Just go back to ordinary masterbathing and buy this instead.

CaptainHowdy 09-26-2010 10:47 AM

Fleshlight is not intended for dogs. Goodluck.

HomerSimpson 09-26-2010 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Slutboat (Post 17541546)

wtf lol
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Overload 09-26-2010 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by BloodFart (Post 17541543)
Don't blame them for your cock not hitting the sides :2 cents:

i was about to say the same ... penis pills 1st and THEN fleshlight (not that i'd ever use one) ... rofl :winkwink:

DBS.US 09-26-2010 04:15 PM

It works great for the GFY crew that sells it, GFY guys don't need to use it.:winkwink:

mizmiz 09-26-2010 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17541672)
Might as well have made a thread saying you have a tiny cock.

Just go back to ordinary masterbathing and buy this instead.

Why such hate ottopottomouse, when I puted my cock up your mouth , you choked right?
remember?
Your such a liar I cant believe you...:( I really loved you :Oh crap

fatfoo 09-26-2010 05:45 PM

You don't feel anything? That sucks.
I noticed that I don't feel much with a condom of low sensitivity.

Fucksakes 09-26-2010 06:40 PM

The Tenga Flip Hole is better

Loch 09-26-2010 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17541672)
Might as well have made a thread saying you have a tiny cock.

Just go back to ordinary masterbathing and buy this instead.

I just figured he was Asian lol :winkwink:

Tippy 09-26-2010 06:44 PM

http://www.roboticblowjob.com/

pussyluver 09-26-2010 06:47 PM

Screw the end cap tighter! Read the instructions. Wash after use.

anexsia 09-26-2010 07:51 PM

Sometimes I seriously wonder about GFY

Overload 09-26-2010 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anexsia (Post 17542935)
Sometimes I seriously wonder about GFY

still? wow :winkwink:

mizmiz 09-26-2010 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mizmiz (Post 17541513)
I got it today.
Its better to use your hand or even fuck fat ladies.
I dont feel anything with this shit!

Im really sorry guys, but flesh light ROCKS!!!!!!!
I used it for the second time with out any watery lotion and it feels amazing...
Almost like a pussy even better...

lagcam 09-26-2010 09:20 PM

Fleshlight sucks?

So what is the problem? It is supposed to suck right?

papill0n 09-26-2010 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mizmiz (Post 17543018)
Im really sorry guys, but flesh light ROCKS!!!!!!!
I used it for the second time with out any watery lotion and it feels amazing...
Almost like a pussy even better...

thats fucking awesome man now try filling it with a mixture of tiger balm, brake fluid and fire ants and get back to me asap

facialfreak 09-26-2010 11:28 PM

I thought he was announcing a new powered unit ....

PornMD 09-26-2010 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mizmiz (Post 17543018)
Im really sorry guys, but flesh light ROCKS!!!!!!!
I used it for the second time with out any watery lotion and it feels amazing...
Almost like a pussy even better...

You should put a really sharp knife on the other end of it...supposed to be a killer sensation.

Davy 09-27-2010 03:18 AM

It was okay the first time I used it.
Haven't used it much since.
I don't like the stickyness of the material when the lube dries out.

loreen 09-27-2010 03:39 AM

My bf doesn't like it either. Used it once and then throw it away.
Had to wash it, warm it, lube it...

incredibleworkethic 09-27-2010 05:38 AM

I actually swear by the fleshlight. I actually lost it when I was moving but until I moved I seriously used it twice a day. Fucking sweet. Maybe your cock didn't like the model you picked.

I just fucking spit into the damn thing or use hand lotion and it works like a charm!

Quence 09-27-2010 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mizmiz (Post 17541513)
I got it today.
Its better to use your hand or even fuck fat ladies.
I dont feel anything with this shit!

you have teh micro-penis

John-ACWM 09-27-2010 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Slutboat (Post 17541546)

LOL that could be the beginning of something beautiful :1orglaugh

Scott McD 09-27-2010 11:40 AM

Well i had fun!


http://i443.photobucket.com/albums/q...eshiznit/4.jpg

PR_Glen 09-27-2010 12:23 PM

shouldn't have saved some money and picked up a used one... :2 cents:

SleazyDream 09-27-2010 12:26 PM

fleshlights are actually pretty good - you have to heat them up with warm water and use a lot of lube though to get the proper effect - might be a little more effort and mess then your hand, but the effect is honestly pretty damn good and seriously better then some of the women out there these days.

Quagmire 09-27-2010 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loreen (Post 17543406)
My bf doesn't like it either. Used it once and then throw it away.
Had to wash it, warm it, lube it...

sounds like the hassles you get with a real woman.


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