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Old 08-26-2010, 09:57 AM   #1
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Can you touch your toes?

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Old 08-26-2010, 10:01 AM   #2
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Old 08-26-2010, 10:02 AM   #3
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Old 08-26-2010, 10:08 AM   #4
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i can keep my legs locked and put my palms flat on the floor.
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Old 08-26-2010, 10:13 AM   #6
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I have never, ever, EVER in my life been able to touch my toes without bending my knees or spreading my legs wider. Even as a child, I tried and tried and worked on it and even a PE teacher had to admit that not everyone can do it. I was about to dislocate my shoulders or break my knees backwards trying to, because people would say shit like "everyone can do it".
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Old 08-26-2010, 10:18 AM   #9
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Old 08-26-2010, 10:21 AM   #12
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Old 08-26-2010, 10:23 AM   #13
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Old 08-26-2010, 10:26 AM   #14
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Old 08-26-2010, 10:40 AM   #15
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Old 08-26-2010, 10:50 AM   #17
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Old 08-26-2010, 11:13 AM   #18
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Before yoga, I could not reach below my knees. With yoga, I can place my hands flat on the floor maintaining straight legs.
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Old 08-26-2010, 11:17 AM   #19
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Old 08-26-2010, 11:32 AM   #20
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the question should be, can you see your toes.
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Old 08-26-2010, 11:38 AM   #21
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I have never, ever, EVER in my life been able to touch my toes without bending my knees or spreading my legs wider. Even as a child, I tried and tried and worked on it and even a PE teacher had to admit that not everyone can do it. I was about to dislocate my shoulders or break my knees backwards trying to, because people would say shit like "everyone can do it".
Same.

Never been able to sit on the floor with my legs flat straight out in front of me either.
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Old 08-26-2010, 11:49 AM   #22
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I do yoga. What do you think?
Do you really, in those hot room?
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Old 08-26-2010, 12:50 PM   #23
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Do you really, in those hot room?
What hot room? I do it in my living room and at rest stops when I take long bike rides. The sun salutation is great for stretching out.
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What hot room? I do it in my living room and at rest stops when I take long bike rides. The sun salutation is great for stretching out.
lol@ a quick sun salutation being passed off as doing yoga.
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The question is: can you do it with straight unbent legs?
Or do you have to bend at the knees to touch toes?
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Old 08-26-2010, 01:41 PM   #26
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That is not all I do. It is an example of a pose(?) I do where I touch my toes.
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