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theking · 08-10-2010, 07:47 AM

...from the ex wife of a retired Captain...a former comrade in arms...and she informed me that she was coming up to visit with me for a few days. She didn't ask me if that was OK with me...just informed me. I was caught off guard and did not want to be rude so I just accepted the information. I really don't understand why she is coming to visit with me...and I am not really comfortable with it.

I am still in close contact with my former comrade and would not want him to think that something may be going on between his ex wife and I. They have been divorced for something more than a year and as far as I know he is still torn up about the divorce.

I guess I will just have to play it by ear.

tranza · 08-10-2010, 07:53 AM

Why did you accept it?

Did you talk to your friend already?I really think you should ask him to see if he knows what's going up, or at least give him a heads up...

fatfoo · 08-10-2010, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by theking

I guess I will just have to play it by ear.

You could call her back and get more information.

The Heron · 08-10-2010, 08:00 AM

Is she hot? If so it's sexy time!

The Heron · 08-10-2010, 08:00 AM

Actually, is his gun bigger than yours?

theking · 08-10-2010, 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza

Why did you accept it?

Did you talk to your friend already?I really think you should ask him to see if he knows what's going up, or at least give him a heads up...

In answer to your question...as I stated I was caught off guard and did not want to be rude. I called him a couple of times last night and again this morning but no answer and the last time we talked he was going out of country...so I don't know if he is still out of country. I will try again over the next couple of days as she is not driving straight through.

theking · 08-10-2010, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by fatfoo

You could call her back and get more information.

She is on the road so I cannot contact her...but even if I could...I probably wouldn't.

Zorgman · 08-10-2010, 08:18 AM

I say hit it.

bloggerz · 08-10-2010, 08:35 AM

fuck her silly

theking · 08-10-2010, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by bloggerz

fuck her silly

A definite...no.

lazycash · 08-10-2010, 08:43 AM

She's probably lacking some attention and would like the comfort of your affection. You need to do your part to ease her stress of the divorce, don't let her down.

ottopottomouse · 08-10-2010, 10:22 AM

I havn't had a phone call for ages, everything seems to be texts now.

CDSmith · 08-10-2010, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by theking

A definite...no.

Famous last words of a man about to get laid. :D

Brujah · 08-10-2010, 10:55 AM

Maybe she wants to break the news to you in person that something has happened to him?

KrissyElise · 08-10-2010, 10:56 AM

Is there a possibility that this comrade has passed and she needs some emotional support or she needs to tell you and wants to do it in person. You stated last you talked to him he was leaving the country. I don't know if you mean to war though. Well I guess you did say he was retired. Who knows....

Raf1 · 08-10-2010, 11:08 AM

she wants to fuck...

spazlabz · 08-10-2010, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by The Heron

Is she hot? If so it's sexy time!

sexy time

grumpy · 08-10-2010, 11:30 AM

fuck her brains out and call your friend you used her to ';)

theking · 08-10-2010, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Famous last words of a man about to get laid. :D

No...means...no.

Grapesoda · 08-10-2010, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza

Why did you accept it?

Did you talk to your friend already?I really think you should ask him to see if he knows what's going up, or at least give him a heads up...

yeah that's what I would do as well

Jason Voorhees · 08-10-2010, 12:48 PM

I just realized, you use GFY instead of Twitter, because GFY doesn't limit you to 140 chars!

Fuck her shithole.

lazycash · 08-10-2010, 01:26 PM

Seriously King, when is the last time you got laid? Did you really plan on going the last 30 years of your life with no action?

candyflip · 08-10-2010, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theking

In answer to your question...as I stated I was caught off guard and did not want to be rude. I called him a couple of times last night and again this morning but no answer and the last time we talked he was going out of country...so I don't know if he is still out of country. I will try again over the next couple of days as she is not driving straight through.

Maybe he's dead and she's coming to let you know.

theking · 08-10-2010, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

Seriously King, when is the last time you got laid? Did you really plan on going the last 30 years of your life with no action?

I gave up having sexual intercourse almost a decade ago. Due to my injuries...having sex increasingly became more painful than pleasure...so yes I will finish my life without any "action".

lazycash · 08-10-2010, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by theking

I gave up having sexual intercourse almost a decade ago. Due to my injuries...having sex increasingly became more painful than pleasure...so yes I will finish my life without any "action".

I wouldn't give up on it, surely there must be positions that aren't as painful. Have you given up on masturbation?

theking · 08-10-2010, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

I wouldn't give up on it, surely there must be positions that aren't as painful. Have you given up on masturbation?

Yes...I have...I suffer with mind numbing pain 24/7...so I do not feel the need to add to it.

comeplay · 08-10-2010, 02:45 PM

snort some oxy's and let the ho slob your knob

WinstonTriplexcash · 08-10-2010, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Famous last words of a man about to get laid. :D

hahahaha, lets see if you're right

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 08-10-2010, 08:02 PM

TheKing is still peddling his whoppers, I see.

Your mind is numb 24/7, and you might as well cut your numb nuts off, since they are useless to you now. Your whole existence seems to be about sseking attention and trolling on GFY. Poor guy.

Ask yourself, WWPD (What Would Pathfinder Do)?

Pathfinder fucked her...

ADG

Wagerboy · 08-10-2010, 08:26 PM

LOL

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

TheKing is still peddling his whoppers, I see.

Your mind is numb 24/7, and you might as well cut your numb nuts off, since they are useless to you now. Your whole existence seems to be about sseking attention and trolling on GFY. Poor guy.

Ask yourself, WWPD (What Would Pathfinder Do)?

Pathfinder fucked her...

ADG

CDSmith · 08-10-2010, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theking

No...means...no.

lol... methinks thou doth protest... too much. :D

You know I'm kidding. No disrespect to the lady in question intended either. I think it's either going to be that she has something important she wants to talk over with you, OR she's simply taking control of matters and is coming to have you for dinner, sexually speaking.

I'd have a coctail of pain meds ready just in case if I were you.

Jon Oso · 08-10-2010, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theking

In answer to your question...as I stated I was caught off guard and did not want to be rude. I called him a couple of times last night and again this morning but no answer and the last time we talked he was going out of country...so I don't know if he is still out of country. I will try again over the next couple of days as she is not driving straight through.

It's not about you being rude, it's you wanting to know why the fuck she's just inviting herself over.

I don't know one person that just stops by my house without being invited. THAT is rude.

ThunderBalls · 08-10-2010, 11:58 PM

Wait a minute, didnt you start a thread a few weeks ago about someone from here calling you and fucking with you and you changed your number? How did some ho thats been divorced from someone you know for a year get your new number?

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 08-11-2010, 12:07 AM

does anyone know she's coming to visit? perfect victim!

Jack Sparrow · 08-11-2010, 01:32 AM

Maybe he faked his own death and she is going to ask you to write about it.

Naechy · 08-11-2010, 02:21 AM

free sex again

great

seeandsee · 08-11-2010, 02:41 AM

she wants to cook you a sweet meal, and then she will let you to go down there on her

theking · 08-14-2010, 12:40 PM

Well...she has come and gone. She wanted me to intervene in matters that I consider to be none of my business...so I told her no. She also wanted to borrow a significant amount of money which I gave to her...and when I say gave by that I mean I do not ever expect to see it again...although she assured me that she would pay it back. End of story.

theking · 08-14-2010, 12:43 PM

BTW...I still have been unable to contact my former comrade...so I assume he is still out of country.

alias · 08-14-2010, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theking

Well...she has come and gone. She wanted me to intervene in matters that I consider to be none of my business...so I told her no. She also wanted to borrow a significant amount of money which I gave to her...and when I say gave by that I mean I do not ever expect to see it again...although she assured me that she would pay it back. End of story.

Free money? Want my paypal email?

Adraco · 08-14-2010, 12:59 PM

ouch, the intervening part I've experience too. Never good, learned the hard way to stay out of "their" business. If "they are not together, there are reasons for that which I might not know. So better to just stay clear. I think you did the right thing there.

theking · 08-14-2010, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adraco

ouch, the intervening part I've experience too. Never good, learned the hard way to stay out of "their" business. If "they are not together, there are reasons for that which I might not know. So better to just stay clear. I think you did the right thing there.

I too learned the hard way.

jackknoff · 08-14-2010, 08:43 PM

the whole situation seems odd... RUN LIKE HELL!

Spanx!
Jack

lazycash · 08-14-2010, 08:51 PM

Did she want you to talk to your comrade about their marital issues?

Brad Mitchell · 08-14-2010, 09:34 PM

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garce · 08-15-2010, 12:07 AM

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08-10-2010, 07:47 AM	#1
theking Nice Kitty Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The good old USA!!! Posts: 21,053	Yesterday evening I got a phone call ...from the ex wife of a retired Captain...a former comrade in arms...and she informed me that she was coming up to visit with me for a few days. She didn't ask me if that was OK with me...just informed me. I was caught off guard and did not want to be rude so I just accepted the information. I really don't understand why she is coming to visit with me...and I am not really comfortable with it. I am still in close contact with my former comrade and would not want him to think that something may be going on between his ex wife and I. They have been divorced for something more than a year and as far as I know he is still torn up about the divorce. I guess I will just have to play it by ear. __________________ When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me! FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

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theking Nice Kitty Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The good old USA!!! Posts: 21,053	Well...she has come and gone. She wanted me to intervene in matters that I consider to be none of my business...so I told her no. She also wanted to borrow a significant amount of money which I gave to her...and when I say gave by that I mean I do not ever expect to see it again...although she assured me that she would pay it back. End of story. __________________ When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me! FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

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theking Nice Kitty Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The good old USA!!! Posts: 21,053	BTW...I still have been unable to contact my former comrade...so I assume he is still out of country. __________________ When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me! FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

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