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Supz · 09-10-2010, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

One thing has nothing to do with the other.
The guy bought ads on a tube site.

What does that have to do with Epassporte?

Second, the movie was shown in 7 cities.
How do u expect millions of people who saw the movie trailer scattered across the world to go to those 7 cities to see his movie?

U can't.
His movie will make money once it hits DVD and PPV.

I am not his PR guy nor am I involved in the movie, I am just saying that you guys have no idea what you are talking about, and it's why I dont waste my time here any more.

Do you realize on your website, that the links on the navigation bar go to an IP address? You might want to fix that up.

marketsmart · 09-10-2010, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

One thing has nothing to do with the other.
The guy bought ads on a tube site.

His movie will make money once it hits DVD and PPV.

I am not his PR guy nor am I involved in the movie, I am just saying that you guys have no idea what you are talking about, and it's why I dont waste my time here any more.

because you are the one that talks mad shit...

not it will not...

if you were his pr guy, he would be 10 times worse off right now... you arent evn the go to guy for sex tapes anymore...

.

sologirlcontent · 09-10-2010, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel

Kevin, any idea why the movie didn't make it to more than those 7 cities?

because either it sucked or movie houses didn't want to waste screens on a movie no one cared to see

Roald · 09-10-2010, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

His movie will make money once it hits DVD and PPV.

Yes at least a dozen webmasters will check it out.

davecummings · 09-10-2010, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Roald

this could go far, I see Claudia-marie selling Slimfit, KnockedupNelly selling Durex, BigSausagePizza selling New York Pizza and SkinnyFans selling Mc Donalds!!!!!!!!!

How about www.davecummings.com , www.davecummings.tv, and possibly www.davecummingsvod.com selling Viagra, depends, hair pieces, vitamins (something I've thought about since the late 90s), Blood pressure devices, products targeted to Baby-Boomers/grandparents/military.etc, jogging clothes, condoms, and on and on!

Robbie, wanna team up and manage the making of some advertising money for both of us??

Alprazolam · 09-11-2010, 08:03 PM

i lol'd at this threads massive fail, twice.

ShellyCrash · 09-11-2010, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by davecummings

How about www.davecummings.com , www.davecummings.tv, and possibly www.davecummingsvod.com selling Viagra, depends, hair pieces, vitamins (something I've thought about since the late 90s), Blood pressure devices, products targeted to Baby-Boomers/grandparents/military.etc, jogging clothes, condoms, and on and on!

Robbie, wanna team up and manage the making of some advertising money for both of us??

I love a man with a good sense of humor

CyberHustler · 09-11-2010, 11:59 PM

What a bunch of fail...

will76 · 09-12-2010, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

My newest venture is featured in LA TIMES online right now, newspaper tomorrow.
Which means I will be a busy beaver.

Discuss amongst yourselves....

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment...,5930448.story

Also featured on

http://www.kevinblatt.com

congrats with that... which part of this huge success did you play a part of ?

will76 · 09-12-2010, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

I am not his PR guy nor am I involved in the movie, I am just saying that you guys have no idea what you are talking about, and it's why I dont waste my time here any more.

oh really ??

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Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

My newest venture is featured in LA TIMES online right now, newspaper tomorrow.
Which means I will be a busy beaver.

Discuss amongst yourselves....

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment...,5930448.story

Hate to see people fail, except when it is attention seeking whores and you sir are the biggest attention whore of all time. So which part of the fail were you involved with ? god I hope not the PR or marketing because obviously the movie needed better from both of those.

Oh, don't cry you will be back to whore/spam the next thing you work on or to post a picture you took with some actor or some shit thinking you all cool and all that.

CyberHustler · 09-12-2010, 12:17 AM

Seth Manson · 09-12-2010, 12:37 AM

KB, can I get you to promote some of my competitors? I have a feeling it could work out well for me.

Let me know, m'kay? thx!

MrBottomTooth · 09-12-2010, 07:28 AM

Just looking at box office mojo, the movie has made 3/4 of a million.

Supposedly it cost 20 million to make it. No way it is going to earn a profit from DVD sales.

LeRoy · 09-12-2010, 07:57 AM

Sucks to see a movie flop this hard.

ottopottomouse · 09-12-2010, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by LeRoy

Sucks to see a movie flop this hard.

There's a lot of actually quite good films that never even get to the cinema so to see this flop wasn't exactly a surprise.

will76 · 09-12-2010, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson

KB, can I get you to promote some of my competitors? I have a feeling it could work out well for me.

Let me know, m'kay? thx!

JA$ON · 09-12-2010, 09:14 AM

MANY people were aproached to place MM trailer on their sites and networks many, many months ago. My question is, who paid for the spots? If Paramount paid, then Id say its a huge step....if Chris paid, Id say its not such a big step. As far as I know I was NOT the studio that took on the liability, but I may be wrong.

Those trailers were running long before the movie came out. "30mm people have seen the trailer" and yet its done nothing at the box office

Rui · 09-12-2010, 09:38 AM

this whole mess is kinda funny even though we got fucked in the mix..

Great job!!! fail of the year easily!

will76 · 09-28-2010, 11:10 PM

someone should have never let the cat out of the bag...

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 09-29-2010, 01:38 AM

ADG

nico-t · 09-29-2010, 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson

KB, can I get you to promote some of my competitors? I have a feeling it could work out well for me.

Let me know, m'kay? thx!

uno · 09-29-2010, 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by epitome

Congrats on the opportunity! You either have something huge on your hands of a giant flop waiting to happen.

You semi called it!

Nautilus · 09-29-2010, 03:58 AM

After that epic failure, we aren't going to see any of the mainstream money in adult any time soon.

candyflip · 09-29-2010, 05:40 AM

Giant flop that did happen.

Caligari · 09-29-2010, 06:11 AM

Dennis Hopper's character from Apocalypse Now if he was a webmaster.

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The cat's out of the bag? Man they left the cats holding the bag ya dig and that bag is so empty it's got an echo you can hear all the way to Hollywood, Here's the epilogue of the shooting script that's right and who's gonna get a suntan in St Kitts It's underwater baby ya dig, you can't land on a fraction...

CyberHustler · 10-11-2010, 07:36 AM

BlackCrayon · 10-11-2010, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by JA$ON

MANY people were aproached to place MM trailer on their sites and networks many, many months ago. My question is, who paid for the spots? If Paramount paid, then Id say its a huge step....if Chris paid, Id say its not such a big step. As far as I know I was NOT the studio that took on the liability, but I may be wrong.

Those trailers were running long before the movie came out. "30mm people have seen the trailer" and yet its done nothing at the box office

i read an interview with chris saying he didn't do the advertising and as far as he knows neither did the studio but we all know how much of a liar he is so...

mechanicvirus · 10-21-2010, 11:24 AM

bump for answers

Coup · 10-21-2010, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

Giant flop that did happen.

more like Flopportunity

will76 · 10-21-2010, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

i read an interview with chris saying he didn't do the advertising and as far as he knows neither did the studio but we all know how much of a liar he is so...

yeah, no one paid, the tube sites just put the trailers up for free because they are nice like that...

Chris paid, no doubt... Or more like everyone who lost money to epass paid for it.

troncarver · 10-21-2010, 01:14 PM

a dead cat out of a bag?

will76 · 10-21-2010, 04:20 PM

im thinking this cat couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

Alprazolam · 10-21-2010, 04:32 PM

http://nakednewsanchors.com/affiliat...deos/kevin.mp4

if you listen carefully you can hear him take credit for inventing the hamburger, the cure for polio, and the geneva convention too. is there anything that this guy is involve with that he actually did do himself? or just a bunch of things he attaches himself too?

will76 · 10-21-2010, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Alprazolam

http://nakednewsanchors.com/affiliat...deos/kevin.mp4

if you listen carefully you can hear him take credit for inventing the hamburger, the cure for polio, and the geneva convention too. is there anything that this guy is involve with that he actually did do himself? or just a bunch of things he attaches himself too?

only the stuff that turns out to be success. As you can see with this thread he tried to take credit for middle men until it flopped then he said he had nothing to do with it

Alprazolam · 10-22-2010, 08:47 AM

well will after watching this guy he seems to be out of touch but desperately tries to stay important. doesn't seem like he has any skills at all, but talking that is i guess. seems his knowledge of internet is as good as my english.

mechanicvirus · 10-22-2010, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Alprazolam

well will after watching this guy he seems to be out of touch but desperately tries to stay important. doesn't seem like he has any skills at all, but talking that is i guess. seems his knowledge of internet is as good as my english.

in before people call you a hater

will76 · 10-22-2010, 02:26 PM

here kitty kitty.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 10-22-2010, 02:37 PM

his only skill is having connections, which is obviously valuable enough in itself. i haven't seen him come up with anything interesting or unique that nobody else could have come up with. his connections make the execution possible. all things considered, his greatest accomplishment still seems to be brokering the paris hilton sextape, which it seems he will remind people of until the day he dies.

will76 · 11-17-2010, 05:31 PM

here kitty kitty

candyflip · 11-17-2010, 05:34 PM

I guess this proved that advertising for a movie on porn websites is a waste of time and money.

TheAmericanCannibal · 11-17-2010, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

I guess this proved that advertising for a movie on porn websites is a waste of time and money.

Not at all.
if anything, it proves that I can place MAJOR news stories that get tons of eyeballs.

I don't guarantee riches, I guarantee placement in mainstream news outlets.

So all the haters can still suck a dick.

Bottom line, Epassporte is not around, you guys lost your money.
Get over it.

Madoff's victims cried for months, then people got sick of hearing about the rich people whining who lost their money. These people were rich to begin with.

Think for a minute about those of us in the US who actually pay our taxes and never cheated the government by using an offshore solution like Epassporte-

Do u think these business people have any sympathy? really?

I could care less that people want to bump this thread thinking in some way I caused a movie to bomb, or that the ads didnt work.

I got paid, and I will keep getting paid on deals like this forever.

So while u are all trying to figure out what you will do with your GED's now that porn is done- remember this guy who is clocking dollars in a bad economy

xNetworx · 11-17-2010, 06:05 PM

Congrats to the winners?

CDSmith · 11-17-2010, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

So all the haters can still suck a dick.

I love how you always manage to slide in a crowdpleaser virtually under the radar. :D

Newbs, take note how it's done..

Agent 488 · 11-17-2010, 08:32 PM

congrats to the losers.

will76 · 11-17-2010, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

Not at all.
if anything, it proves that I can place MAJOR news stories that get tons of eyeballs.

I don't guarantee riches, I guarantee placement in mainstream news outlets.

So all the haters can still suck a dick.

Bottom line, Epassporte is not around, you guys lost your money.
Get over it.

Madoff's victims cried for months, then people got sick of hearing about the rich people whining who lost their money. These people were rich to begin with.

Think for a minute about those of us in the US who actually pay our taxes and never cheated the government by using an offshore solution like Epassporte-

Do u think these business people have any sympathy? really?

I could care less that people want to bump this thread thinking in some way I caused a movie to bomb, or that the ads didnt work.

I got paid, and I will keep getting paid on deals like this forever.

So while u are all trying to figure out what you will do with your GED's now that porn is done- remember this guy who is clocking dollars in a bad economy

What did you get paid to do? Chris said they didn't spend any money to run ads on Porn Hub and other tube sites? so was he lieing and you claiming he paid you to what, broker a deal with PH? What the hell exactly are you claiming to have to do with this?? You make this thread to hype something that FAILED. Then you said you had nothing to do with it. Now you saying you were "paid on this deal".

A time line:
1st post: "My newest venture"
After Movie Failed: " I had nothing to do with this".
Now: " I got paid on this deal"

WTF ?

Here are some great words of wisdom from you in this thread:

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Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

Let's just say

Judd Apatow, American Pie, National Lampoon, and movies like "The Aristocrats"
Hot Tub Time Machine 2...etc can all be marketing effectively on PH

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Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

I am not his PR guy nor am I involved in the movie, I am just saying that you guys have no idea what you are talking about, and it's why I dont waste my time here any more.

Oh, but you always come back to try to tell us how great you are. You don't like us, we don't like you, why don't you go suck your own dick while looking at yourself in the mirror. Maybe Chris Rock will let you eat the corn out of his shit if you are lucky.

FlexxAeon · 11-17-2010, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by will76

...Oh, don't cry you will be back to whore/spam the next thing you work on or to post a picture you took with some actor or some shit thinking you all cool and all that.

i got no dog in this fight...

but Will called it

pocketkangaroo · 11-18-2010, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

So while u are all trying to figure out what you will do with your GED's now that porn is done- remember this guy who is clocking dollars in a bad economy

No you aren't. You're just someone pretending to be something he's not.

DamianJ · 11-18-2010, 03:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

No you're not the only one who doesn't see it.
But that doesn't mean it's not there. I see this as VERY big because of my own attempts over the last 13 years.

But you failed to do it over the last 13 years. Possibly because you were writing letters to the clients, rather than the agency. I imagine you didn't even get a reply.

This is how it works. Large companies employ ad agencies to to their media planning. They pay them a lot so they do not have to deal with people like you trying to tell them how to advertise. Media Buyers have a roster of companies they buy from. You have to court the agencies for a long time, and then persuade them they want to work with porn. They don't want to do this.

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Originally Posted by Robbie

Again...what would stop ANY film aimed at adults ("The Hangover", "The Expendables", "Dinner For Schmucks", etc.) from following suit?

Because movie studios and agencies do not want to be associated with porn. The public outcry from the religous right would be huge and would cost them so much in sales it would not be worth even thinking about.

I am amazed it's taken you 13 years of failing to sell ads to them to work this out.

Here's a tip, agencies don't respond to letters either. You need to go in and present. And to get the presentation they need to know and like you. So you need to wine and dine them first.

I sold to mainstream ad space for 9 years before working in adult.

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Originally Posted by Robbie

If this works out successfully

It didn't

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Originally Posted by Robbie

they would be crazy to NOT get in on what is the cheapest advertising they could possibly get (when compared to the rates they pay now).

Most people do not buy ads on how cheap they are, but on results. Doesn't matter if it is expensive of cheap, as long as there is ROI. Cheap doesn't usually mean good though.

will76 · 09-13-2011, 04:12 PM

welcome back....

ReggieDurango · 09-21-2011, 10:55 PM

Always thought it was strange how many Middle men ads were all over the place on pornhub, yet the movie only opened in select cities. Many people saw the ads, but weren't able to go see the movie..
Who paid for the pornhub ads? Mallick or the studio? I'd be VERY surprised if it was the latter..

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Alprazolam So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 864	http://nakednewsanchors.com/affiliat...deos/kevin.mp4 if you listen carefully you can hear him take credit for inventing the hamburger, the cure for polio, and the geneva convention too. is there anything that this guy is involve with that he actually did do himself? or just a bunch of things he attaches himself too?

10-22-2010, 08:47 AM	#185
Alprazolam So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 864	well will after watching this guy he seems to be out of touch but desperately tries to stay important. doesn't seem like he has any skills at all, but talking that is i guess. seems his knowledge of internet is as good as my english.

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