GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum (https://gfy.com/index.php)
-   Fucking Around & Business Discussion (https://gfy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=26)
-   -   You Are All Pathetic Losers! (https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=98104)

Rose Crans 01-06-2003 02:43 AM

Are we allowed to have Cuban tobacco in this country? I don't believe that you are the real Lars Tetens who makes cigars. Unless I get a phone number right now you are obviously a fake.

Buckfutter 01-06-2003 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lars tetens esq.


This is without even going into his attempts at identity theft on my board,

Heh. Identity theft on your board. Heh. You're an idiot.

Dveron 01-06-2003 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dig420


then why do the cigar experts compare them to shit wrapped in a sock, dipped in perfume?

Good one dig :1orglaugh

Rilose 01-06-2003 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KrazieSweets
Hey i think all of you need to check this out..here is what is really going on

http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=707698

:thumbsup

lars tetens esq. 01-06-2003 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-


Telling one to GO FUCK THEMSELVES is a standard introductory greeting around these parts d00d ... you really should chill out :winkwink:

I find your casual approach rather offensive given the gravity of the libellious allegations made against me here.

Rose Crans 01-06-2003 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dig420


then why do the cigar experts compare them to shit wrapped in a sock, dipped in perfume?

I thought it was shit wrapped in a sock, dipped in perfume and covered with man chowder. Maybe I'm thinking of something else.

phantom 01-06-2003 02:47 AM

u want his phone number
got a directory handy?

Lars Tetens
10554 Hinman Rd
Barneveld
NY,13304
US

-=HUNGRYMAN=- 01-06-2003 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lars tetens esq.


I find your casual approach rather offensive given the gravity of the libellious allegations made against me here.

And I find the smell of your cigars offensive .. so I guess that bout puts us at "love" Bro ! :winkwink:

your serve !

lars tetens esq. 01-06-2003 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX


Fine comeback Lars. Fine indeed
I would like to speak with you on the phone. This is a serious offer. Can we speak?

My lawyers have advised me against direct contact with any members of this board, in light of the potential for physical bodily harm to me and potential legal proceedings.

dig420 01-06-2003 02:49 AM

where's that little blonde chick to tell us if this is the real Lars or not? I don't wanna waste all my one-liners on a fake

MetaformX 01-06-2003 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by phantom
u want his phone number
got a directory handy?

Lars Tetens
10554 Hinman Rd
Barneveld
NY,13304
US

I want this lars to give me his phone number if it's the real one
Lars, will you honor my request to speak with you?

dig420 01-06-2003 02:49 AM

Lars I looooove your cute little ponytails.. they make good handles :thumbsup

sternyduke 01-06-2003 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lars tetens esq.


My cigars are a quality product, made from the finest Cuban and other imported tobaccos. I cannot be blamed for your lack of good taste.

i heard your cigars smell like an anchovies c-u-n-#.....:throwup

greentea 01-06-2003 02:50 AM

quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally posted by lars tetens esq.


My cigars are a quality product, made from the finest Cuban and other imported tobaccos. I cannot be blamed for your lack of good taste.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Your cigars are shit, id rather smoke a fifty cent phillie blunt!

Oh and lars gofuckyourself:321GFY

chodadog 01-06-2003 02:50 AM

I went and had a look at that forum, and all jokes aside, that place is awful. The images in signatures are extremely suggestive, and the conversations are even worse.

Disgusting.

Where do you report a forum such as this, to the authorities? Definitely some suspect activity going on over there.

MetaformX 01-06-2003 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lars tetens esq.


My lawyers have advised me against direct contact with any members of this board, in light of the potential for physical bodily harm to me and potential legal proceedings.

don't worry lars, im not gonna jump through the phone cord and cause you "physical bodily harm"
I just want to speak with you. I have heard great things about you. Can we speak?

dig420 01-06-2003 02:50 AM

Metaform is almost as annoying as Lars :feels-hot

phantom 01-06-2003 02:51 AM

another imposter? lol

http://www.24169.com doesnt exist
the site is 24a69.com

if not an imposter u must be a dumb ass

tell your lawyer to suck cock too


Quote:

Originally posted by lars tetens esq.
Hello.

I came across this board after a member of this forum came to my website at http://www.24169.com and started to cause trouble. At first he was just a nuisance, but his efforts escalated and soon he was posting hardcore pornographic pictures and trying to ruin the board. My skilled administrator was able to lock him out of the system and remove his disgusting posts, but not before the damage was done: dozens of impressionable young people had seen this vulgar x-rated material, and believe me, it was most disturbing.

This is without even going into his attempts at identity theft on my board, and his blatant personal attacks on my members.

Jessica and Mayo have been great in coming here and defending our board, although Mayo has been a little more blunt than I would have liked - but he is young, and boisterous in his youthful inexperience, and I thank him for his intentions. Now I have copied of these pages, and admissions of guilt on "Dildozer's" part and several others, which my lawyers will be passing on to the relevant authorities. I also have palpable proof of slander against my good name.

I demand that the administrators of this board provide me with full contact details of all the users that have participated in this thead. I also demand that all users of this forum cease in using my site, and that no more hacking attempts are made. My administrator is standing by ready to deal with any more atteampts to breach our security.


MetaformX 01-06-2003 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dig420
where's that little blonde chick to tell us if this is the real Lars or not? I don't wanna waste all my one-liners on a fake
LoL! Funny

Rose Crans 01-06-2003 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lars tetens esq.


My lawyers have advised me against direct contact with any members of this board, in light of the potential for physical bodily harm to me and potential legal proceedings.

I wish I could call my lawyers at a million o'clock on a Sunday night on the way back from a "fashion shoot" on Sunday night and have them advise me on how to deal with people teasing me on a message board.

Unfortunately my lawyers are real. Sigh.

MetaformX 01-06-2003 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dig420
Metaform is almost as annoying as Lars :feels-hot
fuck off. Oh, and I disagree with that statement

lars tetens esq. 01-06-2003 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX


I want this lars to give me his phone number if it's the real one
Lars, will you honor my request to speak with you?

Your sir, are in no position to make demands. I will follow my lawyers' counsel.

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX
I personally think that Lars is a pedophile...Look at all of his domains that he owns...they all have some sort of sexual theme, and then he gets all you young girls to post on his board?

Rose Crans 01-06-2003 02:54 AM

"I'm out of order. You're out of order!"

MetaformX 01-06-2003 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lars tetens esq.
I stated the facts Lars. All of your domains have sexual overtones, and you get young underage girls to post on your boards. Could you point out the part that was wrong?

kenny 01-06-2003 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lars tetens esq.
Hello.

I came across this board after a member of this forum came to my website at http://www.24169.com and started to cause trouble. At first he was just a nuisance, but his efforts escalated and soon he was posting hardcore pornographic pictures and trying to ruin the board. My skilled administrator was able to lock him out of the system and remove his disgusting posts, but not before the damage was done: dozens of impressionable young people had seen this vulgar x-rated material, and believe me, it was most disturbing.

This is without even going into his attempts at identity theft on my board, and his blatant personal attacks on my members.

Jessica and Mayo have been great in coming here and defending our board, although Mayo has been a little more blunt than I would have liked - but he is young, and boisterous in his youthful inexperience, and I thank him for his intentions. Now I have copied of these pages, and admissions of guilt on "Dildozer's" part and several others, which my lawyers will be passing on to the relevant authorities. I also have palpable proof of slander against my good name.

I demand that the administrators of this board provide me with full contact details of all the users that have participated in this thead. I also demand that all users of this forum cease in using my site, and that no more hacking attempts are made. My administrator is standing by ready to deal with any more atteampts to breach our security.


The majority of the people from GFY have no interest in your board. Your 15 year old board member violated the TOS of this board when become a member while underage. Her sole purpose was to insult everyone on this board as a whole. Why should the members of this board be subjected to insults? While it wasnt right for a member of this board to make posts of that nature on your board, it doesnt give the right for a member of your board to do the same. Two wrongs dont make a right. By insulting as a whole the members of this board, slander was being begged for.

greentea 01-06-2003 02:57 AM

Originally posted by MetaformX
I personally think that Lars is a pedophile...Look at all of his domains that he owns...they all have some sort of sexual theme, and then he gets all you young girls to post on his board?



Lars surley your a grown man right? WTF you doing running an underage smokers board?

Let the press get wind of this and all your shady activity, what would happen?

Jessica 01-06-2003 02:57 AM

You go Lars. Remember we love and we're with you all the way.

stanton 01-06-2003 02:58 AM

i think i am going to have a childhood trauma from Jessicas and Mayos insults!

dig420 01-06-2003 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lars tetens esq.
do your lawyers counsel you to maintain a message board where underage girls and boys openly talk about how much they want to have sex with you?

Do you masturbate when you read those posts?

horns 01-06-2003 02:58 AM

more movies:
http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=707722

greentea 01-06-2003 02:58 AM

Jessica your nose is so brown, its past your bedtime kid!

SCRAM

stanton 01-06-2003 02:59 AM

I THINK THIS IS A MOMENT TO BRING UP THE TUB GIRL!!!!

dig420 01-06-2003 03:00 AM

Jessica will you be writing him letters when he's locked up?

Life is NOT like a Guess commercial.

sternyduke 01-06-2003 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stanton
I THINK THIS IS A MOMENT TO BRING UP THE TUB GIRL!!!!
i love that pic :1orglaugh

greentea 01-06-2003 03:00 AM

ME thinks the script kiddies should have some fun with the lars pedophile board.

stanton 01-06-2003 03:01 AM

WHO WANTS THE TUB GIRL!? :)

Rose Crans 01-06-2003 03:02 AM

I know I will regret this, but please show the tub girl!

greentea 01-06-2003 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rose Crans
Are we allowed to have Cuban tobacco in this country? I don't believe that you are the real Lars Tetens who makes cigars. Unless I get a phone number right now you are obviously a fake.


THIS GUY IS A FAKE! lars esq

lars tetens esq. 01-06-2003 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX
I stated the facts Lars. All of your domains have sexual overtones, and you get young underage girls to post on your boards. Could you point out the part that was wrong?
Apart form anything else, this is not appropriate for a public forum:

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX
I personally think that Lars is a pedophile


greentea 01-06-2003 03:02 AM

bring on tub girl

sternyduke 01-06-2003 03:03 AM

tub girl tub girl tub girl :1orglaugh

MetaformX 01-06-2003 03:03 AM

Hey Jessica, I am contacting my attorney as well regarding your libel accusations that I "am a loser" simply for my association with this board. I hope your dady can afford me.

dig420 01-06-2003 03:03 AM

neither are your cigars, but you sell 'em right?

dont' worry Lars, we're just 'kikin the krazy talk' as you like to say, you crazy swedish pedo guy, you :Graucho

stanton 01-06-2003 03:04 AM

is this appropriate for a public forum?! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

[IMG]http://www.sex-filez.com/gfy/*******.jpg[/IMG]

greentea 01-06-2003 03:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stanton
is this appropriate for a public forum?! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

[IMG]http://www.sex-filez.com/gfy/*******.jpg[/IMG]


Does tub girl smoke lars?

dig420 01-06-2003 03:06 AM

actually it's even better.. on Lars' board they are "Kikin da krazy lingo"

Lars, how does it feel to be a grown man hanging out with skater boyz and gurlz?

MetaformX 01-06-2003 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lars tetens esq.
comon Lars, if everything they say about you is true, yu are a semi inteligent man...You should know that the way I phrased my statement is in no way a defemation of your charachtor....I started off my sentence by saying "I PERSONALLY THINK"

I am entitled to my opinion on a public forum, aren't I?
Also, you must keep in mind that my attorney is a angry middle aged jewish man, and trust me, you don't want no part of a angry middle aged jewish man.

phantom 01-06-2003 03:06 AM

if tubgril was jessica would u lick it lars?
u know u would

stanton 01-06-2003 03:06 AM

I bet she would never touch those discusting things!!!

Fletch XXX 01-06-2003 03:07 AM

Swollen eyes that bleed for you
Cold steel bars I'm watching thru
You've been baptized in a lake of tears
Crucified yourself with your own fears

:glugglug


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 09:42 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc123