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X37375787 01-06-2003 12:09 AM

I know that Jessica is 15, jewish, lives in Manhattan,


quote:


"My dad and I smoke Lars Tetens together"


(interesting)


and

"My dad and mom are the coolest and I can tell them anything "


:)

Theo 01-06-2003 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jessica
he's fully Microsoft certified

LOL

NetRodent 01-06-2003 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jessica
I'll just say what Mayo said - you can forget about whatever you're planning on doing, Ret is amazing with computers, he's fully Microsoft certified

Ah, that explains why I keep getting server errors on 24a69.com.

pixelminx 01-06-2003 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
I know that Jessica is 15
Right on, exactly my thoughts. :thumbsup

Brujah 01-06-2003 12:13 AM

Whats wrong with her neck ?

http://www.24a69.com/upload_pics/jes...essica%20b.jpg

KingK7 01-06-2003 12:13 AM

:1orglaugh

I have serious trouble believing this is for real.

X37375787 01-06-2003 12:13 AM

let it die, the fun is over.


and 24blah69's RETard is gonna have enough work cleaning up the mess over there.

Peace I'm out. :glugglug

stanton 01-06-2003 12:13 AM

http://24a69.com/ KREW

LARS aka Brain
http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/...page-92-01.jpg

One Ton Of Mayo aka Sexi Boy

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/...43/image-3.jpg

RET aka HaX0r
http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/...42/image-5.jpg

Buckfutter 01-06-2003 12:13 AM

So this fucking guy is 37 years old and he's got a bunch of 12 year old girls, and some fat Monkey Butter Maniac telling us how awesome and wonderful he is? Sounds like the guy is a fucking pederass to me.

:2 cents:

stanton 01-06-2003 12:13 AM

One Ton of Mayo and Lars
http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/...41/image-1.jpg

Rest Of the KrEw

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/...41/image-6.jpg



http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/...5/image-04.jpg

Theo 01-06-2003 12:15 AM

24a69.com has more interesting topics than ever. GFY's gave a different color there :)

KrazieSweets 01-06-2003 12:15 AM

well she seems to like cigars...monica lewinski at age 15 and with lars being pres..lol

Dildozer 01-06-2003 12:17 AM

CLIFF YABLONSKI hates you too btw:1orglaugh

mech 01-06-2003 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NetRodent
Google came up with this...

http://www.larstetens.com/paintings/1997/fish_big.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That's some bad surrealism, I hope painting isn't this Lars characters day job.

X37375787 01-06-2003 12:17 AM

is SA still paid?

Babaganoosh 01-06-2003 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jessica
Yes you are. I'd be ashamed to be a member of this forum, you are all pathetic. You are all just sad little boys who sit at home all day in the dark playing with yourselves.
Fuck you. I play with myself with the lights on sometimes too.

JackFoley 01-06-2003 12:21 AM

http://red-flavored.com/stuff/RET.jpg

stanton 01-06-2003 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JackFoley
http://red-flavored.com/stuff/RET.jpg
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1



:1orglaugh :helpme :1orglaugh :helpme

Dildozer 01-06-2003 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JackFoley
http://red-flavored.com/stuff/RET.jpg
ROFL

Aussie Rebel 01-06-2003 12:24 AM

This lars guy sounds like a pedo attracting young girls to his board,
Jessica do you do any tricks with cigars like monica did:1orglaugh

tarturon 01-06-2003 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jessica
and Lars hsa a very active legal team too.


Haha, I dont think Lars want to be near any court room... with is Pedo Board...
Mmmh, here's a steamy sex talk...
Between this old fuck and 15y/o girls
http://www.24a69.com/upload_pics/Rob....19.02%20c.JPG

http://www.24a69.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=2211 :1orglaugh

By the way... how come everybody look like they are models... what kind of recruiting Lars is doing.... Lars is looking for a good fuck... that what I think!

and ton of mayo... whats up with that double chin...?

NetRodent 01-06-2003 12:27 AM

Also from Google, "Rave" reviews of Lars cigars...

http://www.cigarfamily.com/News/Lars.htm#5209

mpegposter 01-06-2003 12:30 AM

"Subject: RE: LARS TETENS:Let me know what u think of them?
From: Been There...
Date: 10/10/97

Lars laughs at all this stuff. He puts herbal weeds in with his non-cuban tobacco and laughs all the way to the bank!

And just who do we think is responsible for the "rumor" that Lars 'gars contain pre-Castrated tobacco??? Hmmmm??? Anyone want to take a stab at that one?

The truly funny thing is here that everyone who's really knowledgeable about cigars knows that Lars is purpetrating an over-priced fraud on the marketplace, but he'll STILL continue to sell these cigars to the "pseudos" and "hipsters" who equate high prices with quality. "

I think we are in the presence of said hipsters.

Theo 01-06-2003 12:31 AM

and here's some cock talking
http://www.24a69.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=943

13y.old+ allowed

stanton 01-06-2003 12:34 AM

BEING A CIGAR SHOP FOR OVER 45 YRS. WE HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING AS VILE OR UNAPPEALING AS LARS. THE WHOLE IDEA OF A CIGAR IS RELAXATION ENJOYMENT, A TASTE OF THE REFINED. ONE WAS GIVEN TO ME AND I CANNOT SAY THAT IT WAS A CIGAR. IT REMINDS ME OF THE TEENAGE PRACTICE OF BUYING BLUNTS AND USING THE WRAPPER FOR ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES. THE ODOR SMELLS LIKE DIRTY LAUNDRY MISTED WITH LAVENDER. . . . IF THIS IS THE BEST ANYONE CAN DO AT THIS PRICE THE WHOLE INDUSTRY IS HEADED FOR THE TOILET.

mpegposter 01-06-2003 12:38 AM

Subject: RE: LARS TETENS:Let me know what u think of them?
From: big d
Date: 11/05/97

I love Pamela Anderson



--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Subject: RE: LARS TETENS:Let me know what u think of them?
From: Pam Anderson
Date: 11/05/97

and I love you big daddy



--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Subject: RE: LARS TETENS:Let me know what u think of them?
From: pearl necklace
Date: 11/05/97

I would love to smoke one held between pam's beautiful features.



--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Subject: RE: LARS TETENS:Let me know what u think of them?
From: big b
Date: 11/06/97

I would even condescend to smoking a Lars Tetens in that case.


---

Old school GFY cigar board takeover?

Theo 01-06-2003 12:40 AM

the underage posters there love porn:

http://www.24a69.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=1032

The Other Steve 01-06-2003 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad
Okay, more help needed. Who's Mayo?

Mayo and Lars?

Maybe that should read "Do you want Mayo with your Lars"

They all look like burger bimbos to me

NetRodent 01-06-2003 12:44 AM

Reminds me of when alt.tasteless would invade other usenet groups. Like shooting fish in a barrel.

Theo 01-06-2003 12:44 AM

anal sex tips:

http://www.24a69.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=576

demented 01-06-2003 12:47 AM

http://www.24a69.com/upload_pics/Jen....19.02%20b.JPG


Thats a cock hotel if I ever saw one.

Jessica 01-06-2003 12:51 AM

This is sick... slagging off Lars and making fun of our board. It's a good place, and Lars is as awesome guy, he's like a second father to me. I feel sorry for all of you, there is no love in your souls.

stanton 01-06-2003 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jessica
This is sick... slagging off Lars and making fun of our board. It's a good place, and Lars is as awesome guy, he's like a second father to me. I feel sorry for all of you, there is no love in your souls.
she sounds like a fucking clone, or some drugged up Larses whore, which is mubling same shit over and over :Hollering :zzwhip :eyecrazy

demented 01-06-2003 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jessica
This is sick... slagging off Lars and making fun of our board. It's a good place, and Lars is as awesome guy, he's like a second father to me. I feel sorry for all of you, there is no love in your souls.
You and that mayo homo came here first, whining and bitching. Shut the fuck up.

Rose Crans 01-06-2003 12:54 AM

My sides hurt.

horns 01-06-2003 12:54 AM

that's actually a pretty shrewd marketing ploy the idiot is using.

NetRodent 01-06-2003 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jessica
This is sick... slagging off Lars and making fun of our board. It's a good place, and Lars is as awesome guy, he's like a second father to me. I feel sorry for all of you, there is no love in your souls.
You make a post entitled "You Are All Pathetic Losers!" and wonder why we make fun of you? I feel sorry for you, there is no brain in your head.

St Lunatic 01-06-2003 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by demented
http://www.24a69.com/upload_pics/Jen....19.02%20b.JPG


Thats a cock hotel if I ever saw one.

notice the guys leg. I wonder what she is doing...

Jessica 01-06-2003 12:57 AM

Well I'm not just going to stand around and let you badmouth Lars and our board! Anyway, Dildozer came to our board first, him and a whole lot of other people started making all these awful posts and posting these horrible pictures. You must all be so sad, why can't you just leave us alone? We haven't done anything to you. If you want to talk about your feelings then that's fine, but not like this! You've all got to come to grips with these sexual feelings of yours instead of trying to ruin other people's fun and abusing children with your vile pornography!

SilverTab 01-06-2003 12:57 AM

Definitly one of the best thread ever!....

It really looks like a cult or something!...Why are they all praising a guy who make bad cigars??... Hey let's praise Captain Black!... :1orglaugh

Theo 01-06-2003 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jessica
This is sick... slagging off Lars and making fun of our board. It's a good place, and Lars is as awesome guy, he's like a second father to me. I feel sorry for all of you, there is no love in your souls.
your board is sicker, trust me on this.

stanton 01-06-2003 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jessica
Well I'm not just going to stand around and let you badmouth Lars and our board! Anyway, Dildozer came to our board first, him and a whole lot of other people started making all these awful posts and posting these horrible pictures. You must all be so sad, why can't you just leave us alone? We haven't done anything to you. If you want to talk about your feelings then that's fine, but not like this! You've all got to come to grips with these sexual feelings of yours instead of trying to ruin other people's fun and abusing children with your vile pornography!

mommy is that you?

xxxdesign-net 01-06-2003 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jessica
and Lars is as awesome guy, he's like a second father to me. I feel sorry for all of you, there is no love in your souls.

Pedo Cult??? Would love to see what your first dad think about your board!! :1orglaugh

Theo 01-06-2003 01:00 AM

go back to your board and discuss with the rest of your gf's if your asshole will remain tight after several anal penetrations. You have plenty such topics there.

cheers

Jessica 01-06-2003 01:01 AM

It's so funny that a bunch of perverts and pedophiles try and criticize a good spiritual man like Lars. He is a true leader of his time, a teacher and a guide for us. You obviously just wouldn't understand.

SilverTab 01-06-2003 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by St Lunatic


notice the guys leg. I wonder what she is doing...

She's obviously on crack and she's blowing him!....Well GFY may be sick but you wont see any 15years old discussing anal sex or blowing older guy on crack (both things can be found on lars board tough!)

Undutchable 01-06-2003 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jessica
It's so funny that a bunch of perverts and pedophiles try and criticize a good spiritual man like Lars. He is a true leader of his time, a teacher and a guide for us. You obviously just wouldn't understand.
Do you happen to give head?

If so, do you take Paypal?

oNe ToN oF mAyo 01-06-2003 01:07 AM

what the FUCK?!?!?!

i come back here and read these LIES?!?! about LARS???!?!

YOU DONT KNOW HWAT THE FUCK UR TALKING ABOUT SO SHUT THE FUCK UP

1) lars knows mroe about cigars than anyone, he is real expert, u cant expect a bunch of geeks to know anything about cigars, lars has true class

2) what the fuck is all this sex stuff? lars is awesome and would never take advantage of anyone like that (although all the girls LOVE him!!) + robbie is a great guy too

3) and 24a69.com members dont do crack u dumb fuck! U R THE CRACKHEAD DICKHEAD!!!

The Other Steve 01-06-2003 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jessica
It's so funny that a bunch of perverts and pedophiles try and criticize a good spiritual man like Lars. He is a true leader of his time, a teacher and a guide for us. You obviously just wouldn't understand.
isn't it well beyond your bedtime??

Don't your parents put you on a curfew?

If they haven't then they bloody well should!

kenny 01-06-2003 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jessica
Well I'm not just going to stand around and let you badmouth Lars and our board! Anyway, Dildozer came to our board first, him and a whole lot of other people started making all these awful posts and posting these horrible pictures. You must all be so sad, why can't you just leave us alone? We haven't done anything to you. If you want to talk about your feelings then that's fine, but not like this! You've all got to come to grips with these sexual feelings of yours instead of trying to ruin other people's fun and abusing children with your vile pornography!
Your a joke. Two wrongs dont make a right. If someone from this board happened to make obscene posts on another board then thats not the fault of every person who uses this board. You are no better then the people who invaded your board by insulting as a whole the members of this board.


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