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MetaformX

01-06-2003 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jessica

And why would I want to end this delightful charade so soon?

Put your money where your mouth is or shut the fuck up... bitch.

oh, now you just becoming vulgar....PMS can be nasty when you are 15

calm down, take a deep breath, and go find Lars....I think he has cock with your name on it, bitch

Jessica

01-06-2003 04:44 AM

Just as I thought... behold the man with no nuts!

cherrylula

01-06-2003 04:44 AM

MetaformX

01-06-2003 04:44 AM

Alright, I am calling your pussy ass out
you thought you could escape my trained eye, but nah, even the real Jessica can mack it better than that

P I M P D O G , Lars is calling you

ControlThy

01-06-2003 04:44 AM

It is 12clicks.

MetaformX

01-06-2003 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jessica
Just as I thought... behold the man with no nuts!

\

nah Pimpdog, I got the nads...
or should I start calling you Jessica now? I am pretty sure Jessica has no nads

p1mpdogg

01-06-2003 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX
\

nah Pimpdog, I got the nads...
or should I start calling you Jessica now? I am pretty sure Jessica has no nads

dude, i am not jessica..

MetaformX

01-06-2003 04:49 AM

pimpdog, comon now, i thought you had skills? Why you so slow bro? This is not good for your reputation...
Maybe you should set up a post automation system, so you can just press a button and have it post one of your usual clever lines, like "bitch" and "your a bitch" and your moma is a bitch"

MetaformX

01-06-2003 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by p1mpdogg

dude, i am not jessica..

hehe
bro, but you are

p1mpdogg

01-06-2003 04:50 AM

I AM NOT JESSICA DOOD

greentea

01-06-2003 04:50 AM

Pimpdogg this is one of your better spoofs..

Meta nailed it, he is correct to.

Voodoo

01-06-2003 04:51 AM

It's not pimpdog. :thumbsup

p1mpdogg

01-06-2003 04:52 AM

are you kidding me? Why would I do this? I have never done anything like this before.. I have always stated who i was if i posted under another nick.. like buddy, marlboro and a few others.. but that was months ago.. Im heading to vegas in a few hours, no reason to start a lame thread like this that I couldnt finish.

Brujah

01-06-2003 04:55 AM

Is that Hungryman playing the little girl again ?! :1orglaugh

Jessica

01-06-2003 04:59 AM

MetaformX is now officially my bitch.

MetaformX

01-06-2003 05:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jessica
MetaformX is now officially my bitch.

Jessica I haver you narrowed down to 2 people
Let it be known that I called pimpdog out, and I am speaking to him on icq now, and he is saying it is not him...

I told him I will take his word and trust him, so based on that trust, I will say it is not pimpdog. But if it turns out to be pimpdog, than that would be real dirty of pimpdog.

That leaves me with 1 person

Jessica

01-06-2003 05:06 AM

:Graucho

MetaformX

01-06-2003 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX

That leaves me with 1 person

but enough drama for one night. Thanx again Jessica for a memorable night. Go smoke a Lars on me darling

Loch	01-06-2003 05:07 AM

hehehe im stunned :thumbsup

Jessica

01-06-2003 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jessica
MetaformX is now officially my bitch.

cherrylula

01-06-2003 05:08 AM

Loch	01-06-2003 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Voodoo

Damnit! Man, you cock smokin' salad tosser!

hehehe
:1orglaugh

BWAAAHHAHAHA :1orglaugh

Loch	01-06-2003 05:11 AM

Lens = jessica
Mayo = bone

COMMON cant you see it :1orglaugh

MetaformX

01-06-2003 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Loch
Lens = jessica
Mayo = bone

COMMON cant you see it :1orglaugh

you want to get banned, don't you? hehe :winkwink:

Loch	01-06-2003 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX

you want to get banned, don't you? hehe :winkwink:

They promised me a i wouldent be as long as i dident post the juicy pictures i have :Graucho

MetaformX

01-06-2003 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Loch

They promised me a i wouldent be as long as i dident post the juicy pictures i have :Graucho

I need some good black mail material on those two as well, as I am sure i may get banned again
maybe we should talk

MetaformX

01-06-2003 05:25 AM

sleep time
gonna go dream about jessica...Just call me Lars

Loch	01-06-2003 05:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX
sleep time
gonna go dream about jessica...Just call me Lars

heheh you mean Lens? :1orglaugh
dident know you were into that :Graucho

cherrylula

01-06-2003 06:19 AM

<img src=http://overmindesign.com/images/jessica.gif>
This is an original creation. :1orglaugh

stanton

01-06-2003 06:43 AM

i am going nuts i tell ya!!!!!

stanton

01-06-2003 06:47 AM

I hate all of you fuckers! kept me up all night!! :mad: :1orglaugh

X37375787

01-06-2003 06:54 AM

ok, this thread got too complicated after page 7.

Time to head over there and post some more of Labret's favorites.

Sassyass

01-06-2003 08:12 AM

Code:

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<div align="left">

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    <tr>

      <td width="527" height="155">

<b><font size="3"><font color="#FFFFFF">

Luvs Preteens childhood was what you?d call a little less than ordinary. While his peers were learning their ABC?s,

Luvs began training in

the art of sucking his own dick. When he was five, without any formal training, he began

fisting himself. By the time he turned seven he was designing clothing.<br>

His cigar brought him worldwide recognition, Though it is small, he showed it in

every school yard from San Fransisco to Boston, but Luvs did not begin that venture until the ripe old age of fifteen. He was determined to create a product that would be nothing less than the best and, at the same time, expose the ancient cigar

flashing techniques to the new world. The conditioning process he uses dates back thousands of years.<br>

Luvs also began selling his body at seventeen and for the past twenty years he?s had a consistent following of those who have the wherewithal to become a collector of his</font>

 ass.<br>

With is right hand man One Ton of Mayo, Luvs will rule conquer all web boards,

remove filth from the internet, and create a loving world for men who love boys.</font></b></td>

      <td width="167" height="155" valign="top"><img border="0" src="http://www.Larstetens.com/images/tails%20crop.JPG" width="148" height="265"><img border="0" src="http://24a69.com/upload_pics/russel/russel%20ear%208-9-02.JPG" width="225" height="169"></td>

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pink_in_the_middle

01-06-2003 09:20 AM

Hey Kelly :thumbsup

DR_PHIL

01-06-2003 09:31 AM

was that jessica throwing the cat in the other threads?

JamesK

01-06-2003 10:13 AM

"I have found a totally new and innovative way to enjoy Lars Tetens. Heat a pan of water on the stove, insert one Phat cigar and viola!!! the whole house smells ... well ..ah ... different. "

"I actually placed one in my anus to improve the flavor. "

Sounds like some good cigars...

"I INMERSE MY CIGARS IN URINE COLLECTED FROM VESTAL VIRGINS. IT HAS A SPECIAL PHENOMORE THAT ATTRACTS MEN TO SUCK ON THESE STICKS.I AM BOTTLING AND SELLING THIS JUICE TO ALL THOSE THAT HAVE PURCHASED MY CIGARS IN THE PAST. YOU GUYS ARE JUST ENVIOUS OF MY SUCCESS. LOVE & PEACE....LARS."

quiet

01-06-2003 11:26 AM

probably was aaron. good job :)

and it was kinda funny watching some of you dance...

xxxdesign-net

01-06-2003 11:38 AM

Whoever it wason this board... Their board ( http://24a69.com/default.asp ), ton of mayo, jessica, Lars are real... some of them have over 1000 posts... YOu cannot fake that....

Honeyslut

01-06-2003 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lars tetens esq.
Hello.

I came across this board after a member of this forum came to my website at http://www.24169.com and started to cause trouble. At first he was just a nuisance, but his efforts escalated and soon he was posting hardcore pornographic pictures and trying to ruin the board. My skilled administrator was able to lock him out of the system and remove his disgusting posts, but not before the damage was done: dozens of impressionable young people had seen this vulgar x-rated material, and believe me, it was most disturbing.

This is without even going into his attempts at identity theft on my board, and his blatant personal attacks on my members.

Jessica and Mayo have been great in coming here and defending our board, although Mayo has been a little more blunt than I would have liked - but he is young, and boisterous in his youthful inexperience, and I thank him for his intentions. Now I have copied of these pages, and admissions of guilt on "Dildozer's" part and several others, which my lawyers will be passing on to the relevant authorities. I also have palpable proof of slander against my good name.

I demand that the administrators of this board provide me with full contact details of all the users that have participated in this thead. I also demand that all users of this forum cease in using my site, and that no more hacking attempts are made. My administrator is standing by ready to deal with any more atteampts to breach our security.

\\\No, you can't have my daughters..

:321GFY

Joshua

01-06-2003 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cherrylula
<img src=http://overmindesign.com/images/jessica.gif>
This is an original creation. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

scorpy

01-06-2003 11:42 AM

:321GFY

quiet

01-06-2003 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxxdesign-net
Whoever it wason this board... Their board ( http://24a69.com/default.asp ), ton of mayo, jessica, Lars are real... some of them have over 1000 posts... YOu cannot fake that....

uh no shit they're real - *on a different board*. this started a long time ago. however, none of the people posting in this thread are those people.

it was a fake. obviously. if you read the thread, all the characters end up admiting it.

Honeyslut

01-06-2003 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dig420
Metaform is almost as annoying as Lars :feels-hot

Nah, Meta is CUTE and knows who to treat the women on the board.

:Graucho

x-vision

01-06-2003 11:59 AM

start to finish this was one of the funniest things I've ever read. i was so convinced last night that this was some weird cult:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Roxane

01-06-2003 12:13 PM

Damn! What a let down ...

Well, at least this thread made me come out of my shell and post on GFY. So, for that, thank you and go fuck yourself. :321GFY

I have honestly never laughed so hard in my life. :1orglaugh

But the truth of the matter is this Lar guy is real and he is kind of sick. For gods sake, he's 37 years old and runs a board where 15 year olds are asking to fuck him. There are so many things wrong with that. :2 cents:

-=HUNGRYMAN=-

01-06-2003 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by oNe ToN oF mAyo
Damn, I was doing so well too. All good things have to come to an end I suppose...

Well, three fiddy anyway... BITCHES.

Good night and

GO FUCK YOURSELF!

:321GFY

YOU FUKKING LITTLE ASIAN BITCH !!! =)P :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Bone ... I have a new found admiration for a style that only YOU could pull off .... Unlike Diabetic Rage, Anal Hobbit, and Sweet Jimmy ... I did not sniff you out this time !!!

Here's to a job very well done !!! You still have your touch :thumbsup :thumbsup

Dildozer

01-06-2003 12:37 PM

holy shit i woke up an hour ago and i read thru the whole thing.

I'm kinda disappointed to see that they were all characters, although this thread did some work as Lars seems to have removed a whole section on his board.

I knew One Ton was a fake, but still funny as hell, it kept me up til 5 am

I enjoyed all that goatse
they now removed the forum code and html code again :(
til next time
think we should send 'em over to this thread so the REAL people start posting here?

Congrats on the people who played the characters,
and a special congrats to metaformX for being so fuckin entertaining i split my sides

And if those characters are the real ones, then you're the stupidest fucks to ever walk this earth

JackFoley

01-06-2003 12:47 PM

THE END

:1orglaugh

Dildozer

01-06-2003 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JackFoley
THE END

:1orglaugh

I'm very very sad now
i think i'm gonna cry
:waaaaahh

stanton

01-06-2003 01:04 PM

so who was behind those characters?!

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