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BFT3K · 07-24-2010, 07:57 PM

Mediocre at best....

RyuLion · 07-24-2010, 08:05 PM

I saw that coming a mile away just like I can see a nice ass coming my way..

Grapesoda · 07-24-2010, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K

Mediocre at best....

why do you say that?

BFT3K · 07-24-2010, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by bm bradley

why do you say that?

SPOILER ALERT - do not read beyond this point, if you are going to see the movie.

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The movie had no quality to it. It was dreary looking - cold - the conflict between the US and Russia was/is antiquated - locations didn't "take you away from it all" - the ending was a cheesy excuse to continue the Salt character in follow-up movies.

It was an attempt at another Borne-Identity-Style series with a female character, but it fell short. In hindsight I could have waited until it was on DVD, or on a movie channel.

icymelon · 07-25-2010, 02:06 AM

I realized recently that her last bunch of movies have been shit

raven1083 · 07-25-2010, 02:08 AM

different perspective and should be respected =)

Chosen · 07-25-2010, 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion

I saw that coming a mile away just like I can see a nice ass coming my way..

Got inspired by fatfoo?

PenisFace · 07-25-2010, 03:01 AM

Hell I could have told you it was going to be mediocre, and I haven't even seen it. I just can't handle angelina jolie as an actor. Everything she does, all I can see is Angelina Jolie, she never makes me forget that she's Angelina Jolie, even when she's supposed to be some character.

This has been the case in every single movie I have seen her in.

Tom cruise was the same until I saw Collateral, when he basically became the best badass villian in history. Only time will tell if Angelina Jolie does the same thing one day, as well.

CaptainHowdy · 07-25-2010, 07:20 AM

Looks like a crap from here...

BFT3K · 07-25-2010, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by PenisFace

Hell I could have told you it was going to be mediocre, and I haven't even seen it. I just can't handle angelina jolie as an actor. Everything she does, all I can see is Angelina Jolie, she never makes me forget that she's Angelina Jolie, even when she's supposed to be some character.

This has been the case in every single movie I have seen her in.

Tom cruise was the same until I saw Collateral, when he basically became the best badass villian in history. Only time will tell if Angelina Jolie does the same thing one day, as well.

Speaking of Tom Cruise, the recent movie "Knight and Day" was MUCH better than SALT.

Many will disagree, but I thought Knight and Day was also waaay more entertaining than Inception - but for some reason, the critics played it down.

CheeseHead Nacho Burger · 07-25-2010, 08:08 AM

I thought Salt was great, and much better than both Inception and Knight and Day.

Jason Voorhees · 07-25-2010, 09:19 AM

I'll have to check it out.

BFT3K · 07-25-2010, 01:22 PM

Inception Trumps Salt With $43.5M Weekend...

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...ryId=103504110

Is the weekend already over?

andrej_NDC · 07-25-2010, 02:01 PM

There are very few good movies this summer, so maybe I will have to go see Salt anyway. Inception rocked, best movie I have seen in a while and Kick-Ass wasn't bad either.

John-ACWM · 07-26-2010, 01:55 AM

If it's better than Wanted, I will watch it. And I bet it can't be worse than that aberration.

potter · 07-26-2010, 06:36 AM

I MIGHT watch it when it comes onto HBO or something and I can see it for free. But it'll take me being EXTREMELY bored or something to bring myself to watch a movie with Angelina Jolie.

Grapesoda · 07-26-2010, 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K

SPOILER ALERT - do not read beyond this point, if you are going to see the movie.

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The movie had no quality to it. It was dreary looking - cold - the conflict between the US and Russia was/is antiquated - locations didn't "take you away from it all" - the ending was a cheesy excuse to continue the Salt character in follow-up movies.

It was an attempt at another Borne-Identity-Style series with a female character, but it fell short. In hindsight I could have waited until it was on DVD, or on a movie channel.

are the action and effects any good?

docputer · 07-26-2010, 06:58 AM

Spoilers Below:

There is lots of action, but the plot is weak at best.

Cold war scenario which is 20 years out of date, yet, set in present day. Angelina wasn't bad in this part, it it more of a case of having nothing to work with.

Much like the Bourne movies, they have Angelina coloring her hair, wearing colored contacts, etc, like she is going to blend into a crowd. Regardless of the changes, she still looked like the character.

CamJack · 07-26-2010, 07:06 AM

I liked when she jumped from moving truck tops on the highway.
Seemed like Borne Identity

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andrej_NDC Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 7,760	There are very few good movies this summer, so maybe I will have to go see Salt anyway. Inception rocked, best movie I have seen in a while and Kick-Ass wasn't bad either.

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docputer Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,103	Spoilers Below: There is lots of action, but the plot is weak at best. Cold war scenario which is 20 years out of date, yet, set in present day. Angelina wasn't bad in this part, it it more of a case of having nothing to work with. Much like the Bourne movies, they have Angelina coloring her hair, wearing colored contacts, etc, like she is going to blend into a crowd. Regardless of the changes, she still looked like the character.

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