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BFT3K 07-24-2010 07:57 PM

Just Watched SALT the Movie...
 
Mediocre at best....

RyuLion 07-24-2010 08:05 PM

I saw that coming a mile away just like I can see a nice ass coming my way..

Grapesoda 07-24-2010 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 17360885)
Mediocre at best....

why do you say that?

BFT3K 07-24-2010 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 17360906)
why do you say that?

SPOILER ALERT - do not read beyond this point, if you are going to see the movie.

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The movie had no quality to it. It was dreary looking - cold - the conflict between the US and Russia was/is antiquated - locations didn't "take you away from it all" - the ending was a cheesy excuse to continue the Salt character in follow-up movies.

It was an attempt at another Borne-Identity-Style series with a female character, but it fell short. In hindsight I could have waited until it was on DVD, or on a movie channel.

icymelon 07-25-2010 02:06 AM

I realized recently that her last bunch of movies have been shit

raven1083 07-25-2010 02:08 AM

different perspective and should be respected =)

Chosen 07-25-2010 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 17360899)
I saw that coming a mile away just like I can see a nice ass coming my way..

Got inspired by fatfoo? :1orglaugh

PenisFace 07-25-2010 03:01 AM

Hell I could have told you it was going to be mediocre, and I haven't even seen it. I just can't handle angelina jolie as an actor. Everything she does, all I can see is Angelina Jolie, she never makes me forget that she's Angelina Jolie, even when she's supposed to be some character.

This has been the case in every single movie I have seen her in.

Tom cruise was the same until I saw Collateral, when he basically became the best badass villian in history. Only time will tell if Angelina Jolie does the same thing one day, as well.

CaptainHowdy 07-25-2010 07:20 AM

Looks like a crap from here...

BFT3K 07-25-2010 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PenisFace (Post 17361275)
Hell I could have told you it was going to be mediocre, and I haven't even seen it. I just can't handle angelina jolie as an actor. Everything she does, all I can see is Angelina Jolie, she never makes me forget that she's Angelina Jolie, even when she's supposed to be some character.

This has been the case in every single movie I have seen her in.

Tom cruise was the same until I saw Collateral, when he basically became the best badass villian in history. Only time will tell if Angelina Jolie does the same thing one day, as well.

Speaking of Tom Cruise, the recent movie "Knight and Day" was MUCH better than SALT.

Many will disagree, but I thought Knight and Day was also waaay more entertaining than Inception - but for some reason, the critics played it down.

CheeseHead Nacho Burger 07-25-2010 08:08 AM

I thought Salt was great, and much better than both Inception and Knight and Day.

Jason Voorhees 07-25-2010 09:19 AM

I'll have to check it out.

BFT3K 07-25-2010 01:22 PM

Inception Trumps Salt With $43.5M Weekend...

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...ryId=103504110

Is the weekend already over?

andrej_NDC 07-25-2010 02:01 PM

There are very few good movies this summer, so maybe I will have to go see Salt anyway. Inception rocked, best movie I have seen in a while and Kick-Ass wasn't bad either.

John-ACWM 07-26-2010 01:55 AM

If it's better than Wanted, I will watch it. And I bet it can't be worse than that aberration.

potter 07-26-2010 06:36 AM

I MIGHT watch it when it comes onto HBO or something and I can see it for free. But it'll take me being EXTREMELY bored or something to bring myself to watch a movie with Angelina Jolie.

Grapesoda 07-26-2010 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 17360918)
SPOILER ALERT - do not read beyond this point, if you are going to see the movie.

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The movie had no quality to it. It was dreary looking - cold - the conflict between the US and Russia was/is antiquated - locations didn't "take you away from it all" - the ending was a cheesy excuse to continue the Salt character in follow-up movies.

It was an attempt at another Borne-Identity-Style series with a female character, but it fell short. In hindsight I could have waited until it was on DVD, or on a movie channel.

are the action and effects any good?

docputer 07-26-2010 06:58 AM

Spoilers Below:








There is lots of action, but the plot is weak at best.

Cold war scenario which is 20 years out of date, yet, set in present day. Angelina wasn't bad in this part, it it more of a case of having nothing to work with.

Much like the Bourne movies, they have Angelina coloring her hair, wearing colored contacts, etc, like she is going to blend into a crowd. Regardless of the changes, she still looked like the character.

CamJack 07-26-2010 07:06 AM

I liked when she jumped from moving truck tops on the highway.
Seemed like Borne Identity


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