Any Squash Players On GFY? - GoFuckYourself.com

GTS Mark · 07-09-2010, 10:33 AM

I just started playing squash again, I used to play a little when i was younger but not really competitively. I ended up playing against some fat dude today in his 40's (must have been 260 pounds and 5 foot 9). He DESTROYED ME!!!

I could'nt believe it, i'm not in jersey shore shape or anything LOL! but i can easily run 10k and i play hockey pretty competitively in the summer/winter and lift a bit of weights.

I thought for sure this guy would be a cakewalk but he just killed me everytime and knew every angle on the court LOL! Oh well never judge a book by it's cover i guess ;-)

Anyone else here play tennis or squash often?

MaDalton · 07-09-2010, 10:36 AM

i used to play squash a lot - and yes, if you know how then you will run much less than your opponent ;)

datatank · 07-09-2010, 10:42 AM

run 10km? wow

GTS Mark · 07-09-2010, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by datatank

run 10km? wow

LOL i'm not built for marathon running. I am built for beer drinking and short haul runs ;-)

GTS Mark · 07-09-2010, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

i used to play squash a lot - and yes, if you know how then you will run much less than your opponent ;)

This guy just took me apart, i was just smashing the ball and he looked like he wasn't even moving LOL!

Phoenix · 07-09-2010, 11:07 AM

i used to play a lot

got back into it a few years ago...but it got ruined by too much competition

id play anytime...just for fun

Shok · 07-09-2010, 11:07 AM

I would do that to you in racquetball.

When we are done, you would be my complete bitch.
I will then buy you a dress and put your lipstick on you, and take you shopping for unicorns.

FUCK J0EL · 07-09-2010, 11:13 AM

I'll kick your ass !!!
I would bet a case of beer...but you know how that will end up ;)

ottopottomouse · 07-09-2010, 11:17 AM

Used to, but only for fun not anything competitive. I can remember some people just seemed to always win with no apparent effort though.

Jman · 07-09-2010, 11:27 AM

And I bet the guy didn't run much but you where all over the court ;-)

datatank · 07-09-2010, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Shok

I would do that to you in racquetball.

When we are done, you would be my complete bitch.
I will then buy you a dress and put your lipstick on you, and take you shopping for unicorns.

is your sig when the companies went out of biz?

webair · 07-09-2010, 12:19 PM

How is it in comparison to racquetball? similar?

BestXXXPorn · 07-09-2010, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by webair

How is it in comparison to racquetball? similar?

Similar, longer racquets, smaller harder ball...

I used to play the hell out of some racquetball, always wanted to try squash...

fris · 07-09-2010, 12:42 PM

ya i only played racquetball , never squash

GTS Mark · 07-09-2010, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Shok

I would do that to you in racquetball.

When we are done, you would be my complete bitch.
I will then buy you a dress and put your lipstick on you, and take you shopping for unicorns.

Shok put some skates on and lets play something i am good at ;-)

GTS Mark · 07-09-2010, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Jean-Francois

And I bet the guy didn't run much but you where all over the court ;-)

Yeah everytime i hit it, he knew exactly where to go on the court LOL! I was killing myself and he was just standing there haha

james_clickmemedia · 07-09-2010, 01:02 PM

welcome to the world of racket sports.
I play local, state & national tennis leagues and when I see an out of shape guy on the other side of the net I know it's going to be all about placement & not fitness.

Evil Chris · 07-09-2010, 01:04 PM

Squash is an evil game.

GTS Mark · 07-09-2010, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Evil Chris

Squash is an evil game.

So you must play it alot then?

Sausage · 07-09-2010, 01:34 PM

Play a lot of Squash, and its true that if your shots are well placed you end up running a lot less than your opponent. Its generally about dominating the center of the court... if you do you can usually make it to just about any shot your opponent makes especially if you keep him/her off balance.

Chosen · 07-09-2010, 02:11 PM

Not me...

deserv · 07-09-2010, 02:14 PM

I want to start playing tennis again and maybe some squash too but haven't people who like sports as much as me :D

Cash4Me · 07-09-2010, 02:43 PM

Used to play some years ago.
I like it and i like its adrenaline and powerful sense of competition squash gave me.
But i don't like some people around this sport, too selfish for me.

DateDoc · 07-09-2010, 03:05 PM

Played it growing up in England but not since then.

Adraco · 07-09-2010, 03:45 PM

Played squash on many courst over the world. Fanciest place was probably the Yale University Gymnasium, 7 floors high, the world's second largest gymnasium hyper modern on the inside but built like a church on the outside with ornaments and all, to fool the donor, an old, dying lady who never got to see the inside.

Anyways, they had very classy squash courts. Always fun to play, but if the court is good it sure makes it extra!

Loch · 07-09-2010, 03:47 PM

Yes and i would destroy you as well

07-09-2010, 10:33 AM	#1
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