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GTS Mark 07-09-2010 10:33 AM

Any Squash Players On GFY?
 
I just started playing squash again, I used to play a little when i was younger but not really competitively. I ended up playing against some fat dude today in his 40's (must have been 260 pounds and 5 foot 9). He DESTROYED ME!!! :(

I could'nt believe it, i'm not in jersey shore shape or anything LOL! but i can easily run 10k and i play hockey pretty competitively in the summer/winter and lift a bit of weights.

I thought for sure this guy would be a cakewalk but he just killed me everytime and knew every angle on the court LOL! Oh well never judge a book by it's cover i guess ;-)

Anyone else here play tennis or squash often?

MaDalton 07-09-2010 10:36 AM

i used to play squash a lot - and yes, if you know how then you will run much less than your opponent ;)

datatank 07-09-2010 10:42 AM

run 10km? wow

GTS Mark 07-09-2010 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by datatank (Post 17322670)
run 10km? wow

LOL i'm not built for marathon running. I am built for beer drinking and short haul runs ;-)

GTS Mark 07-09-2010 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 17322653)
i used to play squash a lot - and yes, if you know how then you will run much less than your opponent ;)

This guy just took me apart, i was just smashing the ball and he looked like he wasn't even moving LOL!

Phoenix 07-09-2010 11:07 AM

i used to play a lot

got back into it a few years ago...but it got ruined by too much competition

id play anytime...just for fun

Shok 07-09-2010 11:07 AM

I would do that to you in racquetball.

When we are done, you would be my complete bitch.
I will then buy you a dress and put your lipstick on you, and take you shopping for unicorns.

FUCK J0EL 07-09-2010 11:13 AM

I'll kick your ass !!!
I would bet a case of beer...but you know how that will end up ;)

ottopottomouse 07-09-2010 11:17 AM

Used to, but only for fun not anything competitive. I can remember some people just seemed to always win with no apparent effort though.

Jman 07-09-2010 11:27 AM

And I bet the guy didn't run much but you where all over the court ;-)

datatank 07-09-2010 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Shok (Post 17322725)
I would do that to you in racquetball.

When we are done, you would be my complete bitch.
I will then buy you a dress and put your lipstick on you, and take you shopping for unicorns.

is your sig when the companies went out of biz?

webair 07-09-2010 12:19 PM

How is it in comparison to racquetball? similar?

BestXXXPorn 07-09-2010 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by webair (Post 17322887)
How is it in comparison to racquetball? similar?

Similar, longer racquets, smaller harder ball...

I used to play the hell out of some racquetball, always wanted to try squash...

fris 07-09-2010 12:42 PM

ya i only played racquetball , never squash

GTS Mark 07-09-2010 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shok (Post 17322725)
I would do that to you in racquetball.

When we are done, you would be my complete bitch.
I will then buy you a dress and put your lipstick on you, and take you shopping for unicorns.

Shok put some skates on and lets play something i am good at ;-)

GTS Mark 07-09-2010 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 17322772)
And I bet the guy didn't run much but you where all over the court ;-)

Yeah everytime i hit it, he knew exactly where to go on the court LOL! I was killing myself and he was just standing there haha

james_clickmemedia 07-09-2010 01:02 PM

welcome to the world of racket sports.
I play local, state & national tennis leagues and when I see an out of shape guy on the other side of the net I know it's going to be all about placement & not fitness.

Evil Chris 07-09-2010 01:04 PM

Squash is an evil game.

GTS Mark 07-09-2010 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Evil Chris (Post 17323027)
Squash is an evil game.

So you must play it alot then? :pimp

Sausage 07-09-2010 01:34 PM

Play a lot of Squash, and its true that if your shots are well placed you end up running a lot less than your opponent. Its generally about dominating the center of the court... if you do you can usually make it to just about any shot your opponent makes especially if you keep him/her off balance.

Chosen 07-09-2010 02:11 PM

Not me...

deserv 07-09-2010 02:14 PM

I want to start playing tennis again and maybe some squash too but haven't people who like sports as much as me :D

Cash4Me 07-09-2010 02:43 PM

Used to play some years ago.
I like it and i like its adrenaline and powerful sense of competition squash gave me.
But i don't like some people around this sport, too selfish for me.

DateDoc 07-09-2010 03:05 PM

Played it growing up in England but not since then.

Adraco 07-09-2010 03:45 PM

Played squash on many courst over the world. Fanciest place was probably the Yale University Gymnasium, 7 floors high, the world's second largest gymnasium hyper modern on the inside but built like a church on the outside with ornaments and all, to fool the donor, an old, dying lady who never got to see the inside.

Anyways, they had very classy squash courts. Always fun to play, but if the court is good it sure makes it extra!

Loch 07-09-2010 03:47 PM

Yes and i would destroy you as well :winkwink:


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