Help! I think I knocked up a hooker! --> - GoFuckYourself.com

greentea · 01-03-2003, 06:49 PM

What would be the best way to kill myself?

PaulSweet · 01-03-2003, 06:51 PM

I hear death by spam is fun.

yys · 01-03-2003, 06:51 PM

Slash your wrist from one side to the other

Fletch XXX · 01-03-2003, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by yys
Slash your wrist from one side to the other

wrong

horizontal.

I pointed this out days ago.

;)

Beastiepoo · 01-03-2003, 06:52 PM

Get a load of tanked up naked girls to pile up on you in Vegas until you suffocate. At least that way you'll go out getting some ass.

ldinternet · 01-03-2003, 06:53 PM

Put a pencil up your nostril and bang down on a table.

quiet · 01-03-2003, 06:53 PM

purchase a quick ass motor bike, remove all of your clothes, take it up to 160... and cross into the oncoming path of a semi.

greentea · 01-03-2003, 06:53 PM

maybe a good hanging

greentea · 01-03-2003, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
purchase a quick ass motor bike, remove all of your clothes, take it up to 160... and cross into the oncoming path of a semi.

to extreme

01-03-2003, 06:56 PM

Make a small incision in your stomach.
Pull out your intestines.
Hang yourself with the intestines.
A cryptic suicide note about aliens might be a nice touch.

RedShoe · 01-03-2003, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea
What would be the best way to kill myself?

why kill yourself? Marry her, raise the child. Having baby redshoe has changed my life, and soon I discoverd that this "rock thing" was true, that Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil. And that Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a profet, and all of a sudden I found myself in love with the world, and so there was only one thing that I wanted to do. And that was to dinga dang dong, my dang long ling long.

Gutterboy · 01-03-2003, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
purchase a quick ass motor bike, remove all of your clothes, take it up to 160... and cross into the oncoming path of a semi.

That would make a sweet movie clip.

yys · 01-03-2003, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX

wrong

horizontal.

I pointed this out days ago.

;)

heheh

I was just foolin with him. I knew that already although I didn't see your post about it. Some friends and I were talking the other day about this screwed up bitch we knew from back in the day. She tried to kill herself this way twice; it didn't work for her either time.

PaulSweet · 01-03-2003, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX

wrong

horizontal.

I pointed this out days ago.

;)

When you're right you're right!

dirtyone · 01-03-2003, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX

wrong

horizontal.

I pointed this out days ago.

;)

If it's worth doing then do it right.

Sassyass · 01-03-2003, 06:58 PM

Wake up next to this guy

NetBabe · 01-03-2003, 06:58 PM

Death by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

yys · 01-03-2003, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sassyass
Wake up next to this guy

Damn, must be hard for that guy to jerk well surfing porn. What would he hold his gut up with?

Beastiepoo · 01-03-2003, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NetBabe
Death by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Isn't that what I said - sortof?

vegasdude · 01-03-2003, 07:03 PM

marry a hitbot!

NetBabe · 01-03-2003, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beastiepoo

Isn't that what I said - sortof?

sort of ... but not really.

galleriesx · 01-03-2003, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr.Andersen
best way : shotgun / rifle inside mouth , make sure it points straight upward, pull trigger

messy but effective, and very low % of survival

One of my friend did that... and your statistics are confirmed.

Guess why.... because his girlfriend dropped him !

pixelminx · 01-03-2003, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX

wrong

horizontal.

I pointed this out days ago.

;)

I think you ment to say 'vertical'.

Jakke PNG · 01-03-2003, 07:10 PM

Get some of your friends to do gay snuff porn. Volunteer.

greentea · 01-03-2003, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ldinternet
Put a pencil up your nostril and bang down on a table.

ouch

Gutterboy · 01-03-2003, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by galleriesx

One of my friend did that... and your statistics are confirmed.

Guess why.... because his girlfriend dropped him !

I had a friend do the same thing for the same damn reason, only he aimed the shotgun at his chest.

He was 16 at the time.

quiet · 01-03-2003, 07:12 PM

about 10 years ago my cousin blew his head off with a 357. there was a search party looking for him (he lived in the country) and it was my dad who found him. pretty fucked up. he was 18.

NetBabe · 01-03-2003, 07:14 PM

Okay no more jokes.

Here is the number:

976-KILL-ME

I am depressed now.

tree · 01-03-2003, 07:18 PM

i kill you 15$ paypal

Fletch XXX · 01-03-2003, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pixelminx

I think you ment to say 'vertical'.

No.

To slice vertically, would imply that the person holds his arm at a right angle in front of him and slices downward as his arm should be vertical to achieve a 'vertical' slice.

A horizontal slice, simply implies horizontally in proportion to the body, meaning not 'side to side' as quoted above, but downward. Position vs the line or 'horizon' of the body, thus 'horizontal' is applied.

So although similar in definition, vertical and horizontal are not the same.

If a horozontal line is at right angle of a vertical line, its not vertical, its horizontal along the plane.

Simple math teaches us so.

Get off my tail.

NoCarrier · 01-03-2003, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ldinternet
Put a pencil up your nostril and bang down on a table.

I can feel the pain, especially if you survive.

Jakke PNG · 01-03-2003, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier

I can feel the pain, especially if you survive.

Been there, done that.. or what?

Beastiepoo · 01-03-2003, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX

No.

To slice vertically, would imply that the person holds his arm at a right angle in front of him and slices downward as his arm should be vertical to achieve a 'vertical' slice.

A horizontal slice, simply implies horizontally in proportion to the body, meaning not 'side to side' as quoted above, but downward. Position vs the line or 'horizon' of the body, thus 'horizontal' is applied.

So although similar in definition, vertical and horizontal are not the same.

If a horozontal line is at right angle of a vertical line, its not vertical, its horizontal along the plane.

Simple math teaches us so.

Get off my tail.

Fletch XXX - I know exactly what you are talking about but for some reason, reading your explanation made me crosseyed.

Squishy · 01-03-2003, 07:27 PM

I've always been a big fan of the 'ol dryer vent hose from the exhaust pipe into the window. I've killed myself dozens of times, and this one is the best.

NoCarrier · 01-03-2003, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather

Been there, done that.. or what?

Yeah.

Reminds me of that serial killer in the movie "Dead Zone". He knows he's going to get caught, you can see him in the bathroom, where he put open scissors on the sink, then with his arms behind his head. He is going to swing and aim his eyes on the scissors.

Interesting suicide.

pixelminx · 01-03-2003, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX

No.

To slice vertically, would imply that the person holds his arm at a right angle in front of him and slices downward as his arm should be vertical to achieve a 'vertical' slice.

A horizontal slice, simply implies horizontally in proportion to the body, meaning not 'side to side' as quoted above, but downward. Position vs the line or 'horizon' of the body, thus 'horizontal' is applied.

So although similar in definition, vertical and horizontal are not the same.

If a horozontal line is at right angle of a vertical line, its not vertical, its horizontal along the plane.

Simple math teaches us so.

Get off my tail.

You arm is usually hanging down at your side or straight up to give me the finger. Right? If I were going to slice my wrist my arm would be bent at the elbow with fingers pointing up. I would then slice from wrist DOWN, VERTICALLY.

. . . . . . . . <-- Horz.

.
.
.
.
.
.
. <-- Vert.

Right?

Ok, I'm off your tail now.

Fletch XXX · 01-03-2003, 07:37 PM

Your play on words was cute, but now its just silly.

I hate annoying chicks.

NetBabe · 01-03-2003, 07:40 PM

I'm an annoying chick, and I think Fletch XXX is right.

Good explanation.

greentea · 01-03-2003, 09:41 PM

maybe a good drowing with cement boots on

KingK7 · 01-03-2003, 10:19 PM

Dawgy · 01-03-2003, 10:21 PM

u fucked a hooker without using a condom?

greentea · 01-03-2003, 10:24 PM

not me but he did

UnseenWorld · 01-03-2003, 11:21 PM

You're going to die of death by AIDS and herpes anyway.

pixelminx · 01-03-2003, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
I hate annoying chicks.

Good for you. Phft.

01-03-2003, 06:49 PM	#1
greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	Help! I think I knocked up a hooker! --> What would be the best way to kill myself? __________________ blunts

01-03-2003, 06:51 PM	#2
PaulSweet Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Vancouver, Canada Posts: 1,094	I hear death by spam is fun. __________________ PG4L! Home to the MAX HARDCORE video Plugin!

01-03-2003, 06:52 PM	#5
Beastiepoo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In a clog shop thinking about tulips Posts: 1,971	Get a load of tanked up naked girls to pile up on you in Vegas until you suffocate. At least that way you'll go out getting some ass. __________________ Dammit! My timing SUCKS! Hot body piercing jewellery at discounted prices - Click here! Got Goth traffic?? Make money with it at DarkPassions - Click Here!

01-03-2003, 06:53 PM	#7
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	purchase a quick ass motor bike, remove all of your clothes, take it up to 160... and cross into the oncoming path of a semi. __________________ we'll miss you our friend. RIP

01-03-2003, 06:53 PM	#8
greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	maybe a good hanging __________________ blunts

01-03-2003, 06:51 PM	#3
yys Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,922	Slash your wrist from one side to the other

01-03-2003, 06:53 PM	#6
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	Put a pencil up your nostril and bang down on a table.

01-03-2003, 06:56 PM	#10
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	Make a small incision in your stomach. Pull out your intestines. Hang yourself with the intestines. A cryptic suicide note about aliens might be a nice touch.

01-03-2003, 06:58 PM	#16
Sassyass Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,101	Wake up next to this guy

01-03-2003, 06:58 PM	#17
NetBabe Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 348	Death by auto-erotic asphyxiation. __________________ NetBabe wickedbucks.com wickedpictures.com

01-03-2003, 07:03 PM	#20
vegasdude Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Royal Family Crew Posts: 3,649	marry a hitbot! __________________ Did you fucking talk to me??! Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"

01-03-2003, 07:10 PM	#24
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	Get some of your friends to do gay snuff porn. Volunteer. __________________ ..and I'm off.

01-03-2003, 07:12 PM	#27
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	about 10 years ago my cousin blew his head off with a 357. there was a search party looking for him (he lived in the country) and it was my dad who found him. pretty fucked up. he was 18. __________________ we'll miss you our friend. RIP

01-03-2003, 07:14 PM	#28
NetBabe Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 348	Okay no more jokes. Here is the number: 976-KILL-ME I am depressed now. __________________ NetBabe wickedbucks.com wickedpictures.com

01-03-2003, 07:18 PM	#29
tree Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,601	i kill you 15$ paypal

01-03-2003, 07:27 PM	#34
Squishy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hiding from you. Posts: 1,809	I've always been a big fan of the 'ol dryer vent hose from the exhaust pipe into the window. I've killed myself dozens of times, and this one is the best.

01-03-2003, 07:37 PM	#37
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	Your play on words was cute, but now its just silly. I hate annoying chicks. __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me Last edited by Fletch XXX; 01-03-2003 at 07:38 PM..

01-03-2003, 07:40 PM	#38
NetBabe Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 348	I'm an annoying chick, and I think Fletch XXX is right. Good explanation. __________________ NetBabe wickedbucks.com wickedpictures.com

01-03-2003, 09:41 PM	#39
greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	maybe a good drowing with cement boots on __________________ blunts

01-03-2003, 10:19 PM	#40
KingK7 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 6,372

01-03-2003, 10:21 PM	#41
Dawgy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 5,856	u fucked a hooker without using a condom? __________________ the revolution is coming.

01-03-2003, 10:24 PM	#42
greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	not me but he did __________________ blunts

01-03-2003, 11:21 PM	#43
UnseenWorld Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Portland, OR, USA Posts: 5,279	You're going to die of death by AIDS and herpes anyway. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.